"I'm bored."
"Okay, what do you want to do?"
"I don't know, something other than this."
"Right. Well, we could-"
"Lets play something!"
"Play something?"
"Yes, Ryan, lets play something."
"What did you have in-"
"Spin the Bottle."
"What?"
"I want to play Spin the Bottle."
"You want to play what?"
"Spin the Bottle."
"I can't believe I'm even asking you this, but why?"
"Because…What you don't want to kiss me?"
"No, I love kissing you, Taylor. But couldn't we just do the kissing and skip the junior high party games?"
"It'll be fun! And the anticipation will make the kissing even better."
"No."
"Please, Ryan?"
"No. And I think the kissing is fine without playing games first."
"Please? You know I missed out on all the party stuff growing up - I've never even played Spin the Bottle."
"Really?"
"Really - it shouldn't surprise you, my sexual development had always been a bit…abnormal."
"Taylor…"
"I mean I was having an affair with Dean Hess at one point! And then there was my French husband, the depraved things we-"
"Right, right, I get it. But there are only two of us and Spin the Bottle is usually more of a group activity."
"Ryan, please?"
"Fine, just no mentioning your French husband. Or Dean Hess."
"Deal. I'll spin first - I'm so excited!"
"You already have a bottle? Wait, no, of course you'd already have the bottle."
"There is no shame in giving in to your girlfriend, Ryan. Okay, here goes…oh! I landed on you! How lucky am I?"
"Yes, lucky since there are only, oh, mmpf, Taylor, mmph, Taylor. I think you're supposed to let me have a turn to spin."
"Forget Spin the Bottle, I think I'd rather just kiss my boyfriend."