(Inside Music Room 3)
Haruhi: "Sempai, are you sure you want to do this now?"
Tamaki: "Absolutely, Haruhi! There's no time like the present!"
Haruhi: "But why here of all places?"
Tamaki: "That doesn't matter! Besides, this is the best spot in the whole room I could find."
Haruhi: "Alright, alright, just calm down. I hope you're prepared at least."
Tamaki: "Yes I am, Haruhi! I have everything we need right here!"
Haruhi: "I'm not going to even ask what the rope is for. Ok, so do I have to go down there or can I stay standing?"
Tamaki: "Well, let's try it with me right here and see how it goes. Are you ready?"
Haruhi: "Yeah."
Tamaki: "Alright, here we go."
(Some grunting noises come out of the music room.)
Haruhi: "Geez, Sempai—why did it have to be so big?"
Tamaki: "What? Do you think it's too big?"
Haruhi: "I don't know—I've never seen one before."
Tamaki: "Everything's going to be alright—I think we're almost done."
Haruhi: "Ok, but I have to admit, this is getting slightly uncomfortable."
(The twins enter the room.)
Hikaru: "What's uncomfortable, Haruhi?"
Tamaki: "Hikaru! Kaoru! I thought you guys went home already!"
Kaoru: "Wow, my Lord—you said you were going to do it, but we didn't think you were actually serious. Do you even know what you're doing?"
Tamaki: "Of course I do!"
Hikaru: "You look like you could use some help. Stand aside, Haruhi. Let the Hitachiin brothers show you how it's done."
Tamaki: "No, thank you! I think we can figure it out on our own!"
(Kyouya enters the room.)
Tamaki: "Oh no, not you too! Kyouya, what are you doing here?"
Kyouya: "I wanted to give you some tips before you got started, but I see that you just couldn't wait. That Van Gogh painting is upside down by the way."
The End
Ha ha, fool you! Now go clean out your dirty mind--and make sure you scrub it real good!