The Fa Robot Masters
By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus
Dr. Albert Wily murmured as he rubbed his chin with his right hand, being in his private bedroom inside his lair as he was thinking of a new set of robot masters to make after losing his last set to Mega Man, with the mad scientist walking back and forth as he was wearing his pajamas.
"Hmm... I need something to defeat that blasted Megaman once and for all..." Dr. Wily remarked as he placed his left hand on his forehead, thinking. "What were some failed concepts that I had drawn with Ivo...?"
It was then that Wily opened up the nearby metallic chest, going through various pictures as he held one up, his eyes widening as a smirk appeared on his face.
"Oh... ohohoho..." Dr. Wily stated as he held the drawn papers, smirking as he nodded his head. "These will do..."
Several long hours later in his workshop, Dr. Wily let out a sigh as he wiped his forehead with his right arm, wearing his regular scientist clothes as three robots stood in front of him, each of them different.
"Right... you were originally failed concepts, but I made you better!" Wily stated as he rubbed his hands together, glancing at the three robots. "And you all have great potential, all three of you! Fanfiction Man! Fanart Man! And..." He then remembered the reason he didn't create the last robot master, sighing as he placed his left hand on his face, closing his eyes. "Fart Woman..."
Fart Woman, who looked exactly like Roll but with blue metal jeans and a metal red top instead of a red dress, let out a filtered wet toot, giggling as she shrugged. "Yep! That's me!"
Fanfiction Man, who looked like a green Shadow Man but had several pieces of paper with badly written fanfiction on them all over his body, sighed as he placed his right hand on his face. "I don't know what my powers are suppose to be."
"They're to be obnoxious and stupid! Just like my powers!" Fanart Man responded, being a green and purple colored Elec Man lookalike with several badly drawn pictures on him. "You should stop complaining and embrace your stupid concept!"
"Enough, all of you!" Wily exclaimed as he moved his hands around, instructing the trio of robot masters. "From this point on, you three are the Fa Robot Masters. Now go... go and make Mega Man's life miserable!"
The Fa Robot Master trio nodded as they teleported, Fanfiction Man writing bad fanfiction and then warping out, Fanart Man drawing bad fanart and teleporting, and Fart Woman bending over and letting out a filtered, deep pitched brassy poot as the gas emitting out of her metal jeans clad butt went all over her body, disappearing entirely shortly afterwards. Wily turned on a nearby giant fan as he sighed, shaking his head as he had his hands on his hips.
"Maybe I should have abandoned Fart Woman..." Wily muttered to himself as he sighed, feeling guilty and dirty at the same time.