Sonic Adventure: Uncut
Prologue: Chaos vs. Sonic
We open to Station Square at nighttime. Cop cars are surrounding the Speed Highway exit area.
"Damn, what are all these cops crowdin around for?" a blue hedgehog asked himself. It was Sonic.
It appears that a liquid creature was attacking.
"Okay! First, we shoot this bastard. Then, we go to the bar and get drunk!" a cop instructed.
"Give me your best shot asshole!" the creature taunted.
"Hey, shut up! We're supposed to kill you!" the cop got angry, "shoot this asshole!"
"Damn it, I'll be the hero…again," Sonic entered the area.
"Give me your best shot asshole!" the creature taunted. The fight began.
"C H A O S 0" words appeared.
"What the shit?" the creature, apparently named Chaos, asked, "I'm not Chaos 0, I'm just Chaos!"
"I'll fuck you up, Chaos!" Sonic yelled, jumping on his head.
"Ow! That hurts, buttface!" Chaos exclaimed. A bar appeared. It went down a little. About one third of it was gone.
"Nooo! My health has gone down by a third!" Chaos got pissed. He attacked Sonic. Something came out of him.
"No! Not my coins!" Sonic yelled.
"Uh, they look like rings," Chaos said.
"I call them coins. I like to copy off of Mario a lot," Sonic said, "hey, let's get back to the fight!" He jumped on Chaos's head again.
"Stop that!" Chaos yelled.
"Quit acting like a baby, faggot!" Sonic yelled.
"I'm gonna jump on the lights, now, and hide from you," Chaos explained. He jumped on a light.
"Hey, get down from there! You're cheating!" Sonic said. Chaos came down and whacked Sonic on the head. More coins came out.
"Damn it! Now I have no coins! You bitch! YOU BITCH!" Sonic jumped on Chaos's head again. Chaos turned into a puddle of water and went into the sewer through a drain.
"Hey! Get back here faggot!" Sonic yelled at it. He stared at the drain some more.
On top of a building, a fat man was there, laughing. "You're a faggot, Sonic! It's Chaos, the God of Destruction and eating pies!" He laughed some more.
THE END OF THE PROLOGUE