::James Bond Theme Cues up...::
Vincent walks across the screen as a gun barrel follows him. At the end of the screen, Vincent turns and fires. The barrel wavers back and forth as red trickles down the screen.
Mako Weapons Facility, Nibelheim
Two SOLDIERs stand post in front of laboratory doors. One is barely staying awake while the other is busy reading Shin-Ra Gaming Monthly. The one reading nudges his comrade.
"Not now Mom... Tifa and I are just getting to know each other..." the sleeping soldier groaned. The man slapped him in the back of the head. "Huh?"
"Stay awake! We're on shift!" the soldier reprimanded him. He passed the magazine over to him. "Take a look at this article." The man looked it over.
"Hmm... That is interesting... Lara, Tifa, and Aya are all two-syllable names that end with "A,"" the soldier read.
"Yeah... Take a look on the next page to see what "A" stands for," the soldier snickered.
"Hey? Do you think Zelda is as hot as these three?" the soldier asked as he turned the page. The other soldier laughed.
Suddenly, the grating above them flies off its hinges. Cloud slides out from inside the duct.
"Hello fellas. Mind if I kill you two to get the action started?" Cloud asked. They looked at each other.
"Well... We-" the soldier began but stopped as Cloud retracted his Ultima Weapon out of his chest. The magazine fell to the floor. The other soldier gasped and turned to run away. Cloud pulled out his silenced FF7. One shot brought the soldier to the ground. Cloud smiled.
"This fanfic... I get to use the gun!" Cloud smirked. He bent down to pick up the magazine. "I'll keep this for later." The sound of soldiers running towards him filled the hallway. Cloud straightened his tie and ran down the hall. Automatic weapons fire as he dodges under a window. Bullets ripple the glass and shatter it. He stops at an intersection and looks at his watch.
"OK... Meet 00 Agent..." Cloud looked around. Scientists scrambled through the laboratories.
"Psst..." someone tapped his shoulder. Cloud turned.
"Dr. Sith I presume?" Cloud asked. Cait Sith nodded. "Gee. You and your huge moogle blend in with the scientists so easily!"
"Sephiroth will meet you in the main storage chamber," Dr. Sith replied. Cloud nodded. "Good luck 007." Cloud nodded.
"Thanks," Cloud dashed on ahead. Cait Sith scratched his head and then looked at his own watch.
"Give 007 Agent door decoder... INCOMPLETE... D'oh!" Cait Sith smacked himself.
Shots rang out as Cloud bashed one soldier in the face and fired on another. He came to a door requiring a password.
"What?! I need a door decoder! Damn you Sith!" Cloud kicked the door. "I'll show you!" Cloud began to slash at the sealed door with his sword.
"Hey Cloud!" a voice rang out from above him. Cloud blinked and looked up.
"Zack?" Cloud muttered. A battered up Zack hung upside down from a light fixture. "What happened to you?"
"Sephiroth... He smashed me into the ceiling... Cloud... Kill Sephiroth...." Zack groaned.
"Wow! Zack in a fanfic... This is a first," Cloud muttered. "What's the password Zack?"
"¡ ¨ 5 5 " Zack muttered. Cloud typed in the password. The door slowly opened. Cloud walked up a flight of stairs. Sephiroth paced through the tanks, which held the Mako infused monsters.
"Good evening 007," Sephiroth smiled. "For the Planet?"
"For the Planet Sephiroth," Cloud smiled. "I nearly died getting here... And what happened to Zack?" Sephiroth shrugged.
"What does it matter? He took on more than he could handle. We need to get out of here quickly. Is the fuse set?" Sephiroth pushed the matter aside. Cloud walked over to one of the tanks and placed a Timed Mine.
Watch out! This isn't just a reactor!
"Shut up!" Cloud banged his forehead.
"Excuse me?" Sephiroth eyed Cloud.
"Uhh... Nothing. There," Cloud typed in a few codes and placed the mine.
"Setting it for 6 minutes?" Sephiroth asked.
"No, I-" Cloud began. Shots rang out above them. Cloud dashed out of the way. Sephiroth ducked behind one of the tanks.
"Go Cloud! I'll hold them off!" Sephiroth shouted. Cloud shook his head. Bullets rang out between them.
"Sephiroth! Get away from the tanks! I set it for 3 minutes!" Cloud screamed. A little time limit gauge appeared at the bottom left corner of the screen.
"What?" Sephiroth shouted.
"I set it for three minutes!!" Cloud screamed again. A bullet punctured a tank near his head. Sephiroth waved him away.
"Go!" Sephiroth shouted. Cloud scrambled backwards as another barrage of bullets came.
"Damn... Where the hell is Vanish when you need it!" Cloud cursed. He turned back to Sephiroth, who was slashing an S into everyone's shirt. He ran them through, one by one, and then backed behind the tanks as more soldiers arrived. Cloud looked at him watch.
"99:99:99... Damn it! My FF7 clock's run out! I better reset-" Cloud looked up as he heard a shrill tone rise from the mines. The countdown gauge was finished. He sped forward and smashed through a window just as an explosion rocked the entire chamber. Cloud gasped as he looked back.
"Sephiroth!" Cloud screamed.
Vincent walks across the screen as a gun barrel follows him. At the end of the screen, Vincent turns and fires. The barrel wavers back and forth as red trickles down the screen.
Mako Weapons Facility, Nibelheim
Two SOLDIERs stand post in front of laboratory doors. One is barely staying awake while the other is busy reading Shin-Ra Gaming Monthly. The one reading nudges his comrade.
"Not now Mom... Tifa and I are just getting to know each other..." the sleeping soldier groaned. The man slapped him in the back of the head. "Huh?"
"Stay awake! We're on shift!" the soldier reprimanded him. He passed the magazine over to him. "Take a look at this article." The man looked it over.
"Hmm... That is interesting... Lara, Tifa, and Aya are all two-syllable names that end with "A,"" the soldier read.
"Yeah... Take a look on the next page to see what "A" stands for," the soldier snickered.
"Hey? Do you think Zelda is as hot as these three?" the soldier asked as he turned the page. The other soldier laughed.
Suddenly, the grating above them flies off its hinges. Cloud slides out from inside the duct.
"Hello fellas. Mind if I kill you two to get the action started?" Cloud asked. They looked at each other.
"Well... We-" the soldier began but stopped as Cloud retracted his Ultima Weapon out of his chest. The magazine fell to the floor. The other soldier gasped and turned to run away. Cloud pulled out his silenced FF7. One shot brought the soldier to the ground. Cloud smiled.
"This fanfic... I get to use the gun!" Cloud smirked. He bent down to pick up the magazine. "I'll keep this for later." The sound of soldiers running towards him filled the hallway. Cloud straightened his tie and ran down the hall. Automatic weapons fire as he dodges under a window. Bullets ripple the glass and shatter it. He stops at an intersection and looks at his watch.
"OK... Meet 00 Agent..." Cloud looked around. Scientists scrambled through the laboratories.
"Psst..." someone tapped his shoulder. Cloud turned.
"Dr. Sith I presume?" Cloud asked. Cait Sith nodded. "Gee. You and your huge moogle blend in with the scientists so easily!"
"Sephiroth will meet you in the main storage chamber," Dr. Sith replied. Cloud nodded. "Good luck 007." Cloud nodded.
"Thanks," Cloud dashed on ahead. Cait Sith scratched his head and then looked at his own watch.
"Give 007 Agent door decoder... INCOMPLETE... D'oh!" Cait Sith smacked himself.
Shots rang out as Cloud bashed one soldier in the face and fired on another. He came to a door requiring a password.
"What?! I need a door decoder! Damn you Sith!" Cloud kicked the door. "I'll show you!" Cloud began to slash at the sealed door with his sword.
"Hey Cloud!" a voice rang out from above him. Cloud blinked and looked up.
"Zack?" Cloud muttered. A battered up Zack hung upside down from a light fixture. "What happened to you?"
"Sephiroth... He smashed me into the ceiling... Cloud... Kill Sephiroth...." Zack groaned.
"Wow! Zack in a fanfic... This is a first," Cloud muttered. "What's the password Zack?"
"¡ ¨ 5 5 " Zack muttered. Cloud typed in the password. The door slowly opened. Cloud walked up a flight of stairs. Sephiroth paced through the tanks, which held the Mako infused monsters.
"Good evening 007," Sephiroth smiled. "For the Planet?"
"For the Planet Sephiroth," Cloud smiled. "I nearly died getting here... And what happened to Zack?" Sephiroth shrugged.
"What does it matter? He took on more than he could handle. We need to get out of here quickly. Is the fuse set?" Sephiroth pushed the matter aside. Cloud walked over to one of the tanks and placed a Timed Mine.
Watch out! This isn't just a reactor!
"Shut up!" Cloud banged his forehead.
"Excuse me?" Sephiroth eyed Cloud.
"Uhh... Nothing. There," Cloud typed in a few codes and placed the mine.
"Setting it for 6 minutes?" Sephiroth asked.
"No, I-" Cloud began. Shots rang out above them. Cloud dashed out of the way. Sephiroth ducked behind one of the tanks.
"Go Cloud! I'll hold them off!" Sephiroth shouted. Cloud shook his head. Bullets rang out between them.
"Sephiroth! Get away from the tanks! I set it for 3 minutes!" Cloud screamed. A little time limit gauge appeared at the bottom left corner of the screen.
"What?" Sephiroth shouted.
"I set it for three minutes!!" Cloud screamed again. A bullet punctured a tank near his head. Sephiroth waved him away.
"Go!" Sephiroth shouted. Cloud scrambled backwards as another barrage of bullets came.
"Damn... Where the hell is Vanish when you need it!" Cloud cursed. He turned back to Sephiroth, who was slashing an S into everyone's shirt. He ran them through, one by one, and then backed behind the tanks as more soldiers arrived. Cloud looked at him watch.
"99:99:99... Damn it! My FF7 clock's run out! I better reset-" Cloud looked up as he heard a shrill tone rise from the mines. The countdown gauge was finished. He sped forward and smashed through a window just as an explosion rocked the entire chamber. Cloud gasped as he looked back.
"Sephiroth!" Cloud screamed.