This is the first time I have made a story so it's probably going to be bad and the actions will be in parentheses like this (punts a chicken into a river). I do not own pikmin.
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A Typical Day with An Insane Sedgewik
Sedgewik the bulborb is in a can sleeping peacefully-wait a second! WAKE UP SEDGEWICK!!!
Sedgewik: ACKK!!
There that's better.
Sedgewik: Who said that?
The narrator.
Sedgewik: Oh no!!! Have you come to steal my cheese?!?!!
Ummm…n-actually yes I have!
Sedgewik: NOOOOOOOOOOO!! Not my precious cheese 8 year old cheese!!
Ewww…on second thought you can keep it.
Sedgewik: YEAH!!!(hugs the 8 year old moldy and somewhat green cheese).
Anyways…back to the real reason I am here.
Sedgewik: What is that?
Haven't you read the title?
Sedgewik: The what?
I don't know. Anyways I've come to see what you do on a typical day.
Sedgewik: Can I calls you Midge?
No way, Sedgewik.
Sedgewik: Fine I'm not going to do anything today
Grrrr.(pulls out my trusty acorn,rips open the top, and... pulls out a bazooka!)
Your going to do stuff or else!
Sedgewik: OMG!! How did you do that?!!?!!!
Doesn't everyone have a magical acorn?
Sedgewik: NO and I wont do stuff!
Fine(pulls the trigger and... a bran muffin hits him on the head?!!?!!?!!)
Sedgewik: Owww…. Wait a minute...BRAN MUFFIN!!!!(dives at the bran muffin and swallows it whole.)
That was not supposed to happen!!
Sedgewik: I'm victorious!
Oh no!! That was no ordinary muffin. It was my Grow-super-huge-with-this-muffin muffin!!
Sedgewik: Cool!!!(grows to the size of... a chuaua)
Oh noes!!!! Don't squish me!!!
Sedgewik: (insert evil laugh of your choice here)
There's only one thing I can do and that is….
To Be Continued..
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I hoped you like it ill make another one hopefully soon!
Please R&R! Byes!