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Ok guess who it is!!! ITTTTTTTTTTTT'SSSSSSS BURNIN' CHURCH GAL! IN THE COMPANY OF HILLBILLY/ KILL THE WORM AND ANITWORM! AND DALLY'S GRL AND SQUIRREL OF HECK! FALALALALALALA! O yeah and here's SECRET AGENT WANNA-BE! And he wasn't even there but now he wants to be in it yeah anyways here's Smiley. AND WE FINALLY GOT SOMETHING UP HERE! BOO-YA!
Well we're really bored at school, so here it goes!!!!!!
OK a lot of you know to well about my nightmares. So, we are gonna tell you about my weirdest outsider dream!
OK we're really gonna start now.
Ok so I'm in social studies with the worm when all of a sudden I hear this SCREAM! And let me tell ya, it scared the heck out of me, and I still don't even know why! But anyway I run out of the classroom with Antiworm and Hillbilly. So we're tearing along behind the school, where for some unknown reason there is a bunch of sanddoones. A/N sorry about the spelling that's right, sandoones, no duh. Don't even ask, I'm deranged.
Well anyway Algie is back there to so we tell him "come on you gotta come with us" so we're all running through the sandoones when suddenly out the sand looms this SAND DEMON! And guess who it is? My friend the perfect little girl/Johnnita!!!! RUN AWAY!
So we all shriek and run away screaming our heads off and then we come to this cliff, and boy was it high! I mean REALLY high. I am talking like fall-to-your-death high. So what do we do? We jump off.
Well all of us are ok *slightly bruised, but whatever* But then we see The Sand demon/ Johnnita creature leaping of the cliff too so she can come and eat us all!!!!!!! But she fortunately fell on head and squished it flat. It was kinda nasty, really. A bit gushy. But whatever. She was still alive though.
Well by this point we're thoroughly fed up with Algie, so we tell him to take her back to the school for medical care. Of course as soon as they're out of our sight Johnnita attacks him and well, that's the end of them.
And right then I hear the scream again, so we all flip out and run about like rabid monkeys. O yeah, I should tell you about this lot. Ok, by our school there is this really creepy lot. It's surrounded by barbed wire and is always full of broken bear bottles and old cigarette buts. A/N ok now finally we are getting to the outsider part of my dream! Hurray! Break out the Champaign!
Ok so we all run to the creepy lot, don't ask why we just do. So we round this corner and AAAAAAGH! Right in the middle of the lot there is this kid that used to go to our school that we call BOOGER EATER. He was the book-freak who always picked his boogers, yeah he was nasty. Anyway he's loaded, so I guess he was supposed to be a Soc., or whatever. The important thing is that he was "moohahahahahahaha" ing over JOHNNY, poor guy, who was cringing and bleeding profusely in the corner. He looked pretty spooked out. He was really pale, anyway. You get the idea.
So we tell booger-eater to scram and unbelieving he obeys. So we are all kinda standing around Johnny like "oooookkkkaaaayyyy, now what do we do?" when the rest of the outsider crowd leaps out of the shadows. That was probably the scariest part. I mean imagine, 2-bit leaping out at you? Well anyways we are having the time of our lives trying to figure out who's who.
"Ok, so you must be Dally"
"No you idiot, he's gotta be Darry."
"O come on, he's blaring Soda"
Well, while Johnny is dying, we are all getting acquainted. LOL yup, aren't we considerate? But then it finally it hits us "hey, where's horseyboy???????"
Well right on cue in comes Pony, mounted on a horse. A/N no I am not even kidding and he is all like "where's Johnny? what happened?" and he is so preoccupied trying to find Johnny his stead steps on him. Well, i doubt that helped Johnny's headache. So he is there moaning himself hoarse and Darry is all like "pony, if you USED YOUR HEAD you would have noticed you are squashing the heck outa Johnny right now." So he is all like "whoops!" and then they all crowd around and socialize, I guess.
Well we are like "well see ya guys, we gotta go!" and then we walk off to go back to school. Yeah, totally casual. Well, HAD we only just met a bunch of made-up greasers from a book we just read! O yeah and understand there is this CHURCH outside of our school. And yup, you guessed it. IT'S THE BURNIN' CHURCH!!!!!!!!!!!HURRA!!!!!!! Hence me name.
So we, like intelligent peeps, walk right into the burnin' church, kneel down, and PRAY. Yup, just walk right into the flames and PRAY! OF ALL THINGS! We are very intellectual.
And then we hear this WILD SHRIEK and we all spin around and there's JOHNNY! Again. In flames, of course. Dying, of course. Looking pretty scorched, of course. And what do we do? Nothing.
So we just stand there, watching him burn up, kinda wondering "how the heck did he get back here so fast?" etc. and then I woke up. Yup, now you know what goes on in BURNIN' CHURCH GAL'S head!!!! PLEAZ FLAME! We need them to keep the church's fire going! We like reviews too though * wink wink * if you liked this insanity, we'll tell ya about my other dreams! Well even if you don't like it we probably will anyways but WHATEVER!
Ok guess who it is!!! ITTTTTTTTTTTT'SSSSSSS BURNIN' CHURCH GAL! IN THE COMPANY OF HILLBILLY/ KILL THE WORM AND ANITWORM! AND DALLY'S GRL AND SQUIRREL OF HECK! FALALALALALALA! O yeah and here's SECRET AGENT WANNA-BE! And he wasn't even there but now he wants to be in it yeah anyways here's Smiley. AND WE FINALLY GOT SOMETHING UP HERE! BOO-YA!
Well we're really bored at school, so here it goes!!!!!!
OK a lot of you know to well about my nightmares. So, we are gonna tell you about my weirdest outsider dream!
OK we're really gonna start now.
Ok so I'm in social studies with the worm when all of a sudden I hear this SCREAM! And let me tell ya, it scared the heck out of me, and I still don't even know why! But anyway I run out of the classroom with Antiworm and Hillbilly. So we're tearing along behind the school, where for some unknown reason there is a bunch of sanddoones. A/N sorry about the spelling that's right, sandoones, no duh. Don't even ask, I'm deranged.
Well anyway Algie is back there to so we tell him "come on you gotta come with us" so we're all running through the sandoones when suddenly out the sand looms this SAND DEMON! And guess who it is? My friend the perfect little girl/Johnnita!!!! RUN AWAY!
So we all shriek and run away screaming our heads off and then we come to this cliff, and boy was it high! I mean REALLY high. I am talking like fall-to-your-death high. So what do we do? We jump off.
Well all of us are ok *slightly bruised, but whatever* But then we see The Sand demon/ Johnnita creature leaping of the cliff too so she can come and eat us all!!!!!!! But she fortunately fell on head and squished it flat. It was kinda nasty, really. A bit gushy. But whatever. She was still alive though.
Well by this point we're thoroughly fed up with Algie, so we tell him to take her back to the school for medical care. Of course as soon as they're out of our sight Johnnita attacks him and well, that's the end of them.
And right then I hear the scream again, so we all flip out and run about like rabid monkeys. O yeah, I should tell you about this lot. Ok, by our school there is this really creepy lot. It's surrounded by barbed wire and is always full of broken bear bottles and old cigarette buts. A/N ok now finally we are getting to the outsider part of my dream! Hurray! Break out the Champaign!
Ok so we all run to the creepy lot, don't ask why we just do. So we round this corner and AAAAAAGH! Right in the middle of the lot there is this kid that used to go to our school that we call BOOGER EATER. He was the book-freak who always picked his boogers, yeah he was nasty. Anyway he's loaded, so I guess he was supposed to be a Soc., or whatever. The important thing is that he was "moohahahahahahaha" ing over JOHNNY, poor guy, who was cringing and bleeding profusely in the corner. He looked pretty spooked out. He was really pale, anyway. You get the idea.
So we tell booger-eater to scram and unbelieving he obeys. So we are all kinda standing around Johnny like "oooookkkkaaaayyyy, now what do we do?" when the rest of the outsider crowd leaps out of the shadows. That was probably the scariest part. I mean imagine, 2-bit leaping out at you? Well anyways we are having the time of our lives trying to figure out who's who.
"Ok, so you must be Dally"
"No you idiot, he's gotta be Darry."
"O come on, he's blaring Soda"
Well, while Johnny is dying, we are all getting acquainted. LOL yup, aren't we considerate? But then it finally it hits us "hey, where's horseyboy???????"
Well right on cue in comes Pony, mounted on a horse. A/N no I am not even kidding and he is all like "where's Johnny? what happened?" and he is so preoccupied trying to find Johnny his stead steps on him. Well, i doubt that helped Johnny's headache. So he is there moaning himself hoarse and Darry is all like "pony, if you USED YOUR HEAD you would have noticed you are squashing the heck outa Johnny right now." So he is all like "whoops!" and then they all crowd around and socialize, I guess.
Well we are like "well see ya guys, we gotta go!" and then we walk off to go back to school. Yeah, totally casual. Well, HAD we only just met a bunch of made-up greasers from a book we just read! O yeah and understand there is this CHURCH outside of our school. And yup, you guessed it. IT'S THE BURNIN' CHURCH!!!!!!!!!!!HURRA!!!!!!! Hence me name.
So we, like intelligent peeps, walk right into the burnin' church, kneel down, and PRAY. Yup, just walk right into the flames and PRAY! OF ALL THINGS! We are very intellectual.
And then we hear this WILD SHRIEK and we all spin around and there's JOHNNY! Again. In flames, of course. Dying, of course. Looking pretty scorched, of course. And what do we do? Nothing.
So we just stand there, watching him burn up, kinda wondering "how the heck did he get back here so fast?" etc. and then I woke up. Yup, now you know what goes on in BURNIN' CHURCH GAL'S head!!!! PLEAZ FLAME! We need them to keep the church's fire going! We like reviews too though * wink wink * if you liked this insanity, we'll tell ya about my other dreams! Well even if you don't like it we probably will anyways but WHATEVER!