DISCLAMER- i don't own resident evil or the song like it or not by madonna.

P.S sing to the tune of the song mentioned above.

Wesker was tricked into singing a song im front or the umbrella staff by William Birkin.How...don't ask. He was currently trying to find a loophole in the contract he made, but there was a knock on the door.

"It's your turn Albert." Annette said trying not to burst in to a fit of laughter. He glared at her before stepping on the stage made out for him.

Glaring at everyone he proceeded to sing……..or be mauled by 10 hunters, 20 lickers, 10 beta hunters, 10 sweepers, 10 Cerberus', 10 baby albinoids, 10 adult albinoids, and 6 tyrants…..poor wesker.

He opened his mouth and sang in the worst voice you ever heard.

"You can call me a sinner
You can't call me a saint
Celebrate me for who I am
Dislike me for what I do

Put me up on a pedestal
Or try kill my dreams
Sticks and stones won't break my bones
But then nothing else will

I'll be the garden
You be the snake
touch my fruit and ill break your face

Better the devil that you know
Your hate for me will grow
Because

This is who I am
You can
Like it or not
You can
hate me or leave me
but don't stop my plans to rule

No no

Cleopatra had her way
Matahari (who) too
Whether they were evil or bad

Is strictly up to you (who cares)

Life is a paradox and it doesn't make much sense
Can it be controlled without umbrella
Please don't take offense

Let the fruit rot under the vine
Don't ever touch my wine

Better the devil that you know
Your hate for me will grow
Because…

This is who I am
You can
Like it or not
You can
hate me or leave me
but don't stop my plans to rule
No no

(tyrant comes out and stats tap dancing. Then wesker starts singing again)

I'll be the garden
You be the snake
touch my fruit and ill break your face

Better the devil that you know
Your hate for me will grow
Because


This is who I am
You can
Like it or not
You can
hate me or leave me
but don't stop my plans to rule
No no……."

Wesker then opens his closed eyes and sees that Birkin and Annette have put themselves in a sound proof room.

All the other scientists are dead or twitching on the ground. "Serves you right." He mumbled before stepping off the stage. Moments later…..all the glass shatters and a loud booming voice says over the intercom…

ATTENTION UMBRELLA EMPLOYEES THERE HAS BEEN A T/G-VIRUS OUTBREAK…..YOU ARE SCREWED.

"Damn..." wesker mumbled. It was one of those days….

hahahahaha poor wesker r&r pleaze...