Nevermind
October 3rd, 2005
To my new Sophomore Class at Horace Green Prepatory High School,
Welcome to your English class! I am your teacher, Mrs. Steiler. I am sorry that at the beginning of the year I was absent for the entire month of September due to all the operations that it took to repair my broken arm, but I am not young! So I hope that you all forgive me and that you all finished your five units of vocabulary according to plan!
Now that that has been discussed, I am very happy to present you with this marble notebook that shall be your journal for the rest of the year. Please write in it everyday or every other day. It shall be collected every month so that I may make sure that you are keeping up to date with the assignment. Feel free to write about anything, and the entries can either be long or short.
Happy writing!
Love,
Mrs. Steiler
Dear Mrs. Steiler,
Yay. A friggen journal. That's about the last thing that I felt like doing today.
Well, at least you can't read what I write. You'd probably be really disturbed if you could.
Oh well. Whatever. Nevermind.
Your unhappy student,
Freddy K. Jones