Hello out there! This is my second attempt at fan fiction. Yet another Lotr
one I'm afraid. (Sorry - I have no life...) So after doing the obligatory
Lego romance now I'm turning to humour. This is my take on all the 'girl
falls into middle earth by strange accident' scenario. I may not write much
on this - so if it never gets finished you can't blame me for not warning
you okay?
The usual disclaimer: Lord Of The Rings and all the characters therein are not mine. They're owned by Tolkien or whoever bought it off him. If I had the money I'd own them, but I don't. Life's a bitch innit? Kate isn't mine either. (And she's going to kill me when she finds out...)
Introductions.
Let me introduce you to Kate. She is approx 5ft 6, has short (dyed) blonde hair, blue eyes, wears glasses and is slightly overweight. (I said she'd kill me...). Kate lives happily with her boyfriend and her cat. She has no interest whatsoever in anything like books and she hasn't seen the movie either. Unfortunately for Kate when this finishes she'll be wishing she had.
It was a normal day for Kate. She got up, went to work, did her usual things there came home and started running her bath for her boyfriend before starting on making the dinner. Then she heard a knock on the door.
"Hello Kate."
"Hi. Come on in. What can I do for you?"
"Well um see. I need a favour."
"Ok. What's up?"
"I want you to have this bag. And I need you to do something for me."
"Which is?"
"Close your eyes and hold out your hand."
Kate shut her eyes and did what she was told. She felt the bag being put into her hand and then it was as though the world started spinning wildly around her. "Hey! What's going on?"
The usual disclaimer: Lord Of The Rings and all the characters therein are not mine. They're owned by Tolkien or whoever bought it off him. If I had the money I'd own them, but I don't. Life's a bitch innit? Kate isn't mine either. (And she's going to kill me when she finds out...)
Introductions.
Let me introduce you to Kate. She is approx 5ft 6, has short (dyed) blonde hair, blue eyes, wears glasses and is slightly overweight. (I said she'd kill me...). Kate lives happily with her boyfriend and her cat. She has no interest whatsoever in anything like books and she hasn't seen the movie either. Unfortunately for Kate when this finishes she'll be wishing she had.
It was a normal day for Kate. She got up, went to work, did her usual things there came home and started running her bath for her boyfriend before starting on making the dinner. Then she heard a knock on the door.
"Hello Kate."
"Hi. Come on in. What can I do for you?"
"Well um see. I need a favour."
"Ok. What's up?"
"I want you to have this bag. And I need you to do something for me."
"Which is?"
"Close your eyes and hold out your hand."
Kate shut her eyes and did what she was told. She felt the bag being put into her hand and then it was as though the world started spinning wildly around her. "Hey! What's going on?"