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Warning: Slash. Duh. Drabble. (And from the movie, not the play.)
Shut Up
"You…" Guildenstern gritted, exasperated, "You are an idiot."
"What?" Rosencrantz looked up from the apple he'd been contemplating and frowned, confused.
"It's an apple."
"Yes, but –"
Guildenstern abruptly shoved the taller man back against the tree. "Just shut up," he commanded.
"What?"
"I said," Guildenstern growled as he leaned in, the words barely more than hot breath against Rosencrantz's lips, "shut up."
The sliver of distance between them vanished.
Rosencrantz's eyes widened briefly, then, Oh, he thought, and let them flutter shut.
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