"Wade Barrett Asks The Questions"
"Hey Lucky! Everyone, here's my most favourite person in the whole world, my Lucky Star!" Wade Barrett walked up to Star carrying the camera he'd found lying around earlier.
"Hi Wade!" Star smiled shyly, looking at the camera.
"Hey Lucky, I have a question for you." Wade said.
"Sure!" Star sat up a bit straighter.
"Who's the most beautiful, smart, funny and toughest Diva in the locker room?" Wade asked.
"Umm..." Star thought hard.
"Don't strain yourself kid." Wade chuckled.
"Umm...Beth Phoenix?" Star guessed.
"NO!" Wade groaned. "Stop being so bloody modest! Everyone knows it's YOU! You dodo!"
"Oh!" Star turned pink. "Thanks Wade."
"Any time Lucky."
–
"Well, well, well. Looks like those morons from Dot Com have left their camera lying around again." Wade said, picking up the camera after his teams victory at Survivor Series. "Given they're not around, I might as well conduct this interview myself. After all, they'd probably screw it up anyway."
He pointed the camera at the Captain of Team Smackdown, Star. "So, Miss Lucky Star, tell us how you single-handedly led Smackdown to one of the greatest Survivor Series victories of all time." He said.
Star turned pink.
"Wade!" She laughed. "Well, for the benefit of those back home, I'll tell you. You see, to be a great leader, you need skill. Determination. Ruthlessness. An ability to get what you want out of those who are beneath you. I, Lucky Star, happen to have those qualities. And tonight, I led Team Smackdown to a glorious victory. I stood face-to-face with the 'captain' of RAW, CM Punk, and took him apart bit by bit. I coached each and every one of my men, the Viper Randy Orton, the Big Red Monster Kane...whatever the hell Daniel Bryan is, and my hero, the great and powerful Wade Barrett, and I brought them together when it was thought that no one could, and I led them to a stunning victory."
"Brilliant Star!" Wade put the camera down. "C'mon, let's go celebrate!"
–
"The JBL and Cole Show"
-Cody Doesn't Want to Be a Cowboy-
Cody Rhodes found Bad News Barrett, who was enjoying a coffee that Star had fetched him.
"If you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours, I could use some help." Cody said after explaining the situation, which was that he couldn't get JBL's hat off his head. Bad News examined the hat, gave it a few tweaks and exhaled.
"Lucky!" He called.
"Rat! Tiger! Monkey! Snake!" Star cried.
"No!" Cried Cody. Too late. Star aimed all five Paralysis Slaps at Codys head, causing him severe pain.
"Ow." Cody winced. Star tugged at the hat. It was still stuck.
"I've got some Bad News." Bad News smirked. "Hat's not coming off."
"Sorry Cody." Star shrugged, following Bad News as he walked off.
Cody grimaced.
"Bad News Barrett!"
–
-Halloween Special-
"Hey Lucky!" Bad News Barrett snarled as he approached Star.
"Hey Wade!" Star beamed.
"I've got some…Good News! You're my most favourite person in the whole world!" Bad News beamed at her, giving her a kiss on the cheek before walking off.
Star looked gobsmacked, before sighing sadly.
"Good News Barrett."
#GoodNewsBarrett
-Best Friends Forever-
Cody Rhodes climbed the hill to where Bad News Barrett was casting his eye over the Rocky Mountains.
"I have a question for you about CLEM, in fact I have two questions for you." Cody said.
"Fire away." Bad News replied.
"I want you and me, Bad News Barrett, and me, to be best friends." Cody presented Bad News with a friendship necklace.
"Cody, this is a friendship necklace. If I were a twelve year old girl I would be very excited right now but I'm not. I'm a man. I'm a former bareknuckle fighter." Bad News had to stop himself from strangling Cody with the necklace.
"What, bareknuckle fighters don't have BFFs? You don't have a Best Friend Forever?!" Cody snapped.
"Actually, I do." Bad News pointed out as Star appeared.
"Hi Cody." Star grinned.
Cody was gobsmacked.
"Your BFF is a little girl?!" He cried.
As anyone could have predicted, Star flew into a rage and proceeded to belt the living daylights out of Cody. Bad News raised his hands in frustration.
"Do I speak a different language or something?!" He cried. "How many times do I have to tell people?! DON'T. CALL. LUCKY. THE. L. WORD."
Five minutes later...
"So what's your question?!" Bad News Barrett (who was holding Star back) snapped at Cody Rhodes, who was now sporting a number of bruises and a busted lip.
"Where on earth did you find this 'Clem Layfield'?" Cody asked gingerly.
Bad News wrinkled his nose. "It was easy. So easy in fact, that Lucky here did it for me. She just Googled him."
"Then we friended him on Facebook. He posts a lot of cat stuff." Star said proudly.
"Cat videos, cat pictures, cat stories, cat everything." Bad News added.
"Wait...it was that easy?!" Cody cried. "A little girl did it?!"
"Are you a complete and utter MORON?!" Bad News cried as Star went on the attack again.
"I. AM. NOT. LITTLE!"
–
-Handing Out Subpoenas-
"So I'm the bailiff next week at Wrestlers Court on the JBL and Cole Show." Bad News Barrett bragged as he leaned against the wall next to Star, who was drinking in his every word. "Super important role that. Gonna be very, very busy."
"Sounds pretty neat." Star smiled up at her hero.
"So, you gonna come along and see your man lay down the law?" Bad News asked.
"Wade, I love you to bits (even if our relationship is totally gross by the way), but even I have my dignity." Star pointed out. "There is absolutely no way you'd catch me at Wrestlers Court."
Bad News snarled.
"Well I'm afraid I've got some BAD NEWS." He growled, causing his typical jarring musical cue to play. "THIS is a Subpoena, and with it you are being summoned to Wrestlers Court, so you HAVE to be there!"
"Didn't you always teach me that the law was optional provided I didn't get caught?" Star asked.
"Oh yeah, I did, didn't I?" Bad News remembered. "Well, I'm afraid I have even more BAD NEWS!" Again, the jarring musical cue played. "I am ORDERING you to come with me to Wrestlers Court!"
"You told me that I didn't have to follow your orders anymore." Star pointed out.
"Oh." Bad News groaned. He pulled out a jar of honey. "Please?"
Star sighed.
"FINE!" She said.
"Yes!" Bad News cheered, giving her a kiss.
Star smiled as Bad News headed off to hand out the next Subpoena.
"Bad News Barrett!"
#BNB
She sighed.
"I've got such a crush on him."
–
-Wrestlers Court-
"This is a kangaroo court if I've ever seen one." Lucky Star groaned as Bad News Barrett dismissed the Bella Twins, unable to tell them apart.
"This is exciting though!" Goldust replied.
"You just completely sold out your little brother!" Star replied.
"Quiet please!" Bad News glared at Star, before giving her a little wink. Star rolled her eyes. Show off.
Finally, Cody Rhodes called upon Renee Young, who was instantly dismissed from the Court for being Canadian.
"You guys DO know your bailiff is English right?" Star called over the commotion. Suddenly, there was silence. "You know, England, the guys you kicked out two hundred years ago because they're power-mad despots?"
Bad News looked horrified at Star, who smirked. Served him right for making her attend this circus!
"Hey, she's Australian!" He tried to defend himself as everyone turned on him.
"Yeah, but Australians are cool!" Clem Layfield called out.
"Yeah!" Cody agreed.
"Say the word!" JBL insisted of Star.
"What word?!" Star looked confused.
"Say it!" Judge Seb demanded. A "say it" chant started.
"Crikey mother of god..." Star groaned again.
The Court cheered.
A/N: I've had to work with Americans on Australian soil before, and I accidentally let a "Crikey, mother of god!" slip. For some reason the Yanks loved this. What is the big obsession with the word crikey?!
–
-Bad News for Barrett and Cody-
"We've got places to be!" Bad News Barrett groaned as he walked with Cody Rhodes and Lucky Star down a busy street.
"We are busy people! We have appearances, we have signings -," Star added.
"Look, you two love to give out bad news, maybe it's time someone else gave you bad news!" Cody told them. He pointed to a cafe. "Bottom of the Cup Tea Shop. Tarot reading!"
"You know I have Future Eyes right?" Star replied dryly.
"Yes, I know, but this is more dramatic and less you going blind. See, I'm being considerate of your girlfriend!" Cody protested as Bad News huffed.
"Or y'know, you could just read the script to know that JBL and Michael Cole are conspiring against us." Star groaned.
Bad News and Cody glared at her.
"Wow, spoiler alert." Cody frowned.
"Yeah Lucky, way to ruin the suspense!" Bad News chided his former ward. The pair walked into the tea shop.
"Crikey, mother of-!" Star rolled her eyes and followed them
Later...
"It's JBL and Michael Cole, they're conspiring against us!" Bad News nearly slapped Cody after the Tarot reading.
"Told you so." Star said smugly from the booth behind them. "And I didn't cost you a cent!"
"Listen you little-," Cody started.
Star immediately grabbed him and pulled him over to her booth where she proceeded to give him a beat down of a lifetime.
"Say, you wouldn't have this weeks winning lotto numbers would you?" Bad News asked the Tarot reader as Cody screamed in pain.
–
-Who was Kidnapped-
"You really need to start saving numbers in your phone Wade." Star pointed out as Bad News Barrett tried desperately to figure out who had texted him.
"That REALLY doesn't help me now Lucky." Bad News replied.
"At least you haven't texted him back. Then he'd know for sure that you're a knob." Star added.
"I KNOW that." Bad News snapped.
Star watched her hero puzzle over the matter for a few seconds. Then she had an idea.
"Wait, what if the number is in my phone?!" She cried. "I'm much better at saving numbers than you are!"
Bad News grinned. "Lucky, you're a genius! I don't know how I ever survived without you!" He praised his former ward as she took out her phone.
"You beat people up. That's how." Star pointed out as she checked her phone. "Hey, he texted me too! 'Please tell Bad News Barrett to check his phone.' Ha!"
"So who is it?!" Bad News tried to look at her phone. Star looked up, sheepish.
"I don't have it saved either." She said. Bad News groaned.
"How could you let me down? HOW COULD YOU LET ME DOWN?!" He cried as Star continued to check her phone.
"Cool it Wade! Give me a minute." Star closed one eye, while the other fixed on his phone and glowed yellow. "Right, don't bother asking Summer Rae, John Cena, Kane or Clem Layfield. None of them know, plus Clem's been kidnapped."
"Hmph. At least you've been of SOME help." Bad News admitted begrudgingly, covering the eye she'd used with her headband. He gave his Lucky Star a kiss before heading off to find Stardust.
"When you find out who it is, let me know so I can update my phone!" Star called after him. "I wonder who it is?" She thought out aloud.
Hey ya'll! This is just a collection of random WadeStar drabbles and ideas that I never really fleshed out. Feel free to steal any of the ideas contained within and turn them into your own fics! Just let me know so I can read them, because there is simply not enough Wade Barrett fic on this site and I demand more!
Love, peace and Happy 2019!