I preface this that this fanfic is a. A WiP, and b. that it is a complete joke fanfic not to be taken seriously. The contents of this fanfic may be considered offensive to some people, so read at your own risk.
If some of this fanfic makes no sense, then good, it is not supposed to make sense. Also all of the many gramatical errors are intentional.
also if any of the pictures dont show up then im sorry
one last thing i did not create this by myself so i don't take full credit
Got those warnings? Yes? No? Well if the ladder then get on with reading.
Chapter exposition
This story takes place approximately 17 days after the stuff in brawl sse. Except now everyone from that is dead. So new casting.
It all starts with the happy mask sales dragon, he wanted to basically go god on everyone and smite them because he was bored. He discovered that a tiny hole to subspace was still in existence, so he decided to go in and is now absorbing the power of subspace to become god, oh and he has an army of edgelords that work for him, and he plans on summoning and controlling beings of mass destruction and the apocalypse to go smite some people. Oh and he used his mask to disguise himself as the god of death, to trick the edgelords into following him, except for dark slash, but we will get to him later.
So currently the hmsd has the edgelord students, herobrine, purple guy,ajit pai, thanos, duske ryuzaki, peter pans shadow, and coldsteel the hedgehog working for him.
Oh and hes trying to capture all the remaining fighters as trophies because he likes skylanders.
So on with the real story.
Chapter 1: the beginning
We start at the midair stadium, where Waluigi, and Minecraft steve are fighting eachother, for fun. Rika furude and groose watch from affar.
Waluigi beats steve and revives him from trophy form.
They shake and alls well and good until herobrine shows up out of nowhere and summons a shitton of minecraft mobs for them to fight.
Rika and groose jump down and help, they beat all the mobs easily.
Then suddenly, duske ryuzaki shows up the outta fuckin nowhere and kills waluigi by stabbing his appendix, so he gets trophied, and duske grabs him and takes him to the greatfox which the hmsd stole from falco because fuck falco.
Rika gets slightly turned on by that and is too busy masturbating to the thought of being stabbed to realize she was caged, groose was also caged for different reasons.
They were caged by Cloud and candy from yoshis story, the first boss in the game, but is beaten by minecraft steve because mary sue.
Minecraft steve could only save one of them, so he saved groose because he hates hentai, so rika was trophied by herobrinebut not before steve shoved a diamond shovel into herobrins 10 inch dick, subsequently turning him to a trophy.
Thankfully the hmsd took robs dna and cloned him a fuckton of times so he could use them as slaves. Oh and he has subspace bombs too, which he subsequently put one in the midair stadium. Steve and groose ride off into the sunset while fucking over the rest of the stadium which is subseqently put into subspace and enslaved by the hmsd, but hey, at least the child labor economy can finally get going for the hmsd.
Duske ryuzaki grabs rikas trophy at the last minute, but naruto shows up out of nowhere and kicks his ass but DOESNT trophy him. Duske retreats to subspace while rikas trophy disappears for no goddamn reason. Oh and thats it for chapter one.
Chapter 2: Master chief gets Nae Nae'd
We cut to the great fox, in the trophy hall, where no one is guarding waluigi, so master chief from halo shows up from outta nowhere in the great fox to save him, but then suddenly gman shows up outta nowhere and kills master chief, oh and master chief is now a trophy cause why the fuck not.
Also fuck you this is chapter 2
Chapter 3: The siege of poland
Goku was flying around the world, searching for the crimson chin, just for a handjob.
But goku sees what happened to the midair stadium, and decides to go on a journey to stop the hmsd and his plans even though he never even saw what happened or the hmsd at all, why does he know this, because goku is perfect, he can do no wrong, he is the best character, and has never failed in his life, he is a mary sue.
Gokus flying around when he finds hitler leading his army to conquer a random chunk of landat the far right end of the world. Hitler agrees to help goku, so they lead a siege to that tiny fucking island, lets just call it raping poland part 2. So during that, they find a base for the hmsd. In that base is a trophy of The hungry pumpkin, along with a trophy of PEter parker, guarded by coldsteel the hedgehog. GOku and hitler try to save them because why not, but coldsteel teleports behind goku and says "Nothing Personnel Kid" and kills fuckin goku. But suddenly hitler is like no u and kicks coldsteel so hard in the balls he gives himself a blowjob. Coldsteel sets off a subspace bomb that engulfs most of hitlers army and gokus trophy. But hitler manages to save PEter parker and the hungry pumpkin just in time.
Coldsteel retreats into subspace with goku, while hitler flees to the mainland, and revives the two trophies.
PEter mistakes hitler for the computer lab teacher and tells him he wasnt pirating peanuts movies on the school computer and all he was doing was watching porn instead.
The three then get into a long conversation about what hentai movie is the best, this goes on for too long, and thus, we will cut to chapter 4
Chapter 4:Part 1 of the Whiterun Chronicles
Kobe dah hedgehog was your average teenage edgelord working at arbys. But then one day, Todd Howard came in and said "why are you not playing skyrim" and fucked shit up and then he was a minion of the subspace so he opened a subspace portal but to escape Kobe must grab all the rings and use them to plug up the subspace portal, which had a diameter of three cubic acres.
However, Kobe failed to do so, and was anally raped by 73 whiterun guards, who then threw him in prison in whiterun (inside of subspace) on the grounds of Tax evasion. "You have the wrong guy!" Said kobe. "Look ovar their!!!!!!!!!!" And over where he was pointing was yoshi evading a taxes. But the whiterun guards knew he was innocent but were just imprisoning him so that the hmsd can add him to his amiibo collection.
Just when he thinks all hope is lost, Kobe hears a voice from behind three false walls. It says to him "Old sport, i've got a plan to get us outta here!" Not knowing what to do, Kobe says "Alright, i'm in."
End of chapter 4
Chapter 5: George Bush's Wet Dream
Thanos and Ajit pai are at the mountain castle, about to set off a bomb to take it to subspace, along with a previous bomb already set off near the swamp, where they previously found and trophied woodman, they are succesful in setting off the second bomb, and they move on to their next mission.
Cutting back to minecraft steve and groose, while on their minecart ride, they stumble across the cloud land place, where they meet a new adversary, Inuyasha, Inuyasha joins them, and they set off to stop the hmsd's plans. They go through the jungle, to hopeful find more mates to join them. THey come across Saddam Hussein, who then ods on steroids and becomes super mecha death saddam hussein the XVIII, aka the second boss in the main story.
THe three are succesful in defeating the amalgamation, and saddam dies in a large explosion, not getting trophied, Thanos and Ajit pai see it, and ditch their plans to investigate.
Within 3 frames those 2 get their and fight the 3, They start to out matc the 3, with coldsteel coming to help them out. All hope seems lost, until Dame tu cosita comes the fuck outta nowhere and punts that fucker thanos across a highway. Thanos is now a trophy, coldsteel goes to revive thanos, while ajit flees. A bomb is set to explode in 60 frames, but only groose inuyasha and dame tu cosita could escape, as steve was trophied by ajit pai, and taken by ajit to the great fax. The bomb goes off, and a bitter loss is felt between the 3, however, they set off to find hitler and his group, as the more people, the better off they will be.
MAp as of the end of chapter 5 (Prelude chapter)
Interlude I
THe hmsd is admiring his new amiibo collection from subspace, although he is relatively forgiving of his lowly comrades, due to knowing this will be a hard task.
Herobrine is revived, and thanos is found, but not retrieved yet
Gman and duske are promoted to getting 2 good boy points every 2 frames instead of every 2.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 frames
HMSD also picked up two new members, being BAldi and Matpat gametheory.
Although duske is starting to question his morals in siding with the hmsd.
All is going according to plan, the plan will carry out how it needs to.
Chapter 6: Asspulls, the chapter
Matpat and purple guy go to complete a mission, and come across Naruto, who is fighting off a bunch of terrorists. They see this as an oppurtunity to ambush him from behind, although that doesnt happen.
Jonathan jostar shows up to warn naruto about the 2, and they fight in a 2 on 2
While matpat and pguy are losing, they manage to get the upper hand, and are bout to win.
However, Frozone incredibles shows up to trophy both of their asses and they are trophied.
But then suddenly a image of giygas flashes over the world and their trophies are gone, and Baldi catches jojo from behind, trophying him.
Now that jojo is a trophy frozone attempt to retrieve him, but they are ambushed by bart sampson, the tird boss in the game
The crimson chin shows up to help out the 2 last minute before the fight, But baldi flees with jojo anyway, while the 3 are left to fight bart sampson.
Bert tells frozone to eat pant.
This horrifies frozone, and trophies him, while naruto and chin are finishing bert.
But baldi also set a bomb before he left, and this catchs the 2 off guard
Chin punches bert and he dies, but bert is secretly a cyborg and has a bomb built into his small intestine, which combines with the other bomb to make a super subspace bomb that will engulf the entire field.
NAruto and chin narrowly escape, before they realize that it was Proffesor layton who killed bert, but he was trophied while they werent watching, and is engulfed into the subspace.
Chapter 7: Italian heritage
The voice comes upon the stack of three goombas, who are now part of the hmsds army.
THey come across a larg group, consisting of robbie rotten, Don quixote, the masked man, four armed grimace, and Nathaniel welchert. The two are talking to the group, in which robbie and masked man go all italy and side swap, while grimace don and nathaniel welchert are ambushed by them, nathaniel welchert and four armed grimace fend them off while don escapes, and the 2 are trophied.
But coldsteel teleports behind don and "Nothing Personnel Kid" and is about to trophy him, but suddenly chrischan and sonichu electrocute coldsteel, and he is stunned just long enough for the 3 two escape.
BUT NOT REALLY! As robbie rotten throws hsi net at chrischan and trophies him.
The four escape with the other 2 trophies, while coldsteel takes chrischan and leaves the other 2 to retreat to subspace/ the gret fax.
Interlude II
HMSD is starting to be happy with his plans going well, and is only missing a few wanted members. They plan to seek out hayden2003, dave from dayshift at freddies, and sans undertale, to finalize their army.
As for the hmsds amiibo collection, he has Waluigi, Woodman, PRoffesor layton, Goku, Master chief, Minecraft Steve, Nathaniel Welchert, Four Armed Grimace, Frozone Incredibles, Jonathan Jostar, and RIka Furude. Fuck i forgot about chrischan
CHapter 8: Whiterun 2, electric boogaloo
On the other side of the three false walls in the whiterun prison was Dave. He had been fucking raped by the inside of a springlock suit and should have fucking died seven hours prior to the events of Chapter 4. But since he's dave he always comes back. Anyway dave had just gotten an accomplice on his side, despite not having seen him yet. Kobe had just agreed to help him. So Dave punched his way through the three false walls to get to kobe. But since dave is smart he coated his hands in acoustic foam to silence the punches so the guards wouldn't hear him. Then he gets to kobe the hedgehog's prison and starts busting through the walls. But they weren't getting out that easily. Suddenly, Surprise Newcomer Phone Guy busts into the room, along with OTHER SURPRISE NEWCOMER Old Sport, who are working for the subspace because why the fuck not. But they know that the only way to defeat dave is to call upon the help of the real fredbear so the use and assist trophy but because fuck gameplay and plot continuity they have to roll a 20 sided die for initiative to get The Real Fredbear. They roll a seven but because conflict they flip over the die to make it a 20 and summon The Real Fredbear who does the bight of 87 and fucks up dave and then trophies him because why the fuck not. They take him to the HMSD of course. So then they leave and kobe is escaped but he needs to assemble a team to take on Todd Howard or something idfk. anyway that was fucking gay so onto chapter nien
Chapter nien: Operation Stingraids
Th black man in a buisness suit with an afro was having a great day, blocking the neighborhood pool, but all didnt seem well. But he did have his budy Timmy turners dad to keep watch.
Then sans undertale pulled a coldsteel but instead of what coldsteel says he said "clearly you want the bad o clock" and proceeded to bad o clock the BMiaBSwaA. But timmy turners dad called out for help, and the suddenly inspector gadget flew in and said no u to sans undertale and told him this. "Its everyday bro you should stop your airflow" and sans was trophied. But herobrine came in to save sans undertale, but then fuckin jon arbuckle was like where is the taco shells and herobrine was like no fuck u jon and trophied him, so he took jon and sans undertale back to the hmsds collection but not before kicking the other 3 peoples asses and trophying them too but he only took jon and timmy turners dad. The other 2 would be picked up by like, idk fucking robbie rotten mabye, idk who gives a shit. So the BMiaBSwaA and inspector gadget were trophies and were lying on the ground, later picked up by the stack of 3 goombas because hes the only one who fucking does shit in this goddamn story. But then the stack of 3 goombas got nae naed by the man, myth, legend, luis fonsi, who took inspector gadget and commited deathpacito to coldsteel, but he narrowly escaped because hes a mary sue GODDAMNIT. Luis fonsi and inspector gadget leave to find some guy, idk mabye fitmc, idfk. I ened to do an other boss fight.
Chapter 10: The 4th incursion
Back at the recreated valley of wheat in 2b2t, is Fitmc, along with sato, bezopasan, fraaz, and jared 2013. They are minding their buisness killing rushers and arguing about which hentai map art was the best before the maps were reset, when hayden2003 comes out all possesd and shit and summons TheCampingRusher, the next boss of this story. Rusher and hayden fight the hacers, but syrprise newcomers Popbob and Seapicklez come in to help fight with the assistance of Popbob's lightning exploit. Rusher and hayden2003 easily overpower and trophy fraaz and jared2013 due to jj ab00sing and giving them 32k weapons because "iTs JUsT a tEmp MAp gUYs". When all hope seems lost, Daddy Yankee swoops in and deals the final blow to rusher, but not before rusher trophies sato, and hayden2003 uses his backdoored pumpkins to take sato while rusher dies. He leaves a subspace bomb in the valley of wheat, which the hacers and daddy yankee dont get sucked in. but they go through subspace anyway to infiltrate from subspace.
Chapter 11: Exiting the great fox
We cut to the grt fax where the hmsd is talking to ajit pai on which amiibo to transport to subspace from the great fox. Which houses Waluigi, Woodman, PRoffesor layton, Master chief, Nathaniel Welchert, Four Armed Grimace, and RIka Furude. Ajit pai, matpat, and the voice are deciding which to send to subspace, when mac tonight comes out and revives rika, woodman, waluigi, and nathaniel welchert. They are fighting the three evils, and try to revive the other allies. Although they are only successful in reviving master chief, as four armed grimace was thrown out the great fox near the tall spiky rock ruins place, and prof layton was launched out of the great fox, into subspace. The new group exits the great fox, with ajit pai in trophyied form in the great fox, and the group flees to the big ass desert.
Chapter 12: Whiterun 3, the adventure home
because fuck any logic and because we need shit to happen somehow, prof. Layton manages to somehow land DIRECTLY ON TOP of Kobe Dah Hedgehog in whiterun because fuck it. Anyway they discuss Kobe's plans to get back dave and defeat Todd Howard. Kobe does not know how to do this but then prof. layton takes a hint coin out of his pocket and it tells him what to do. it tells him to go to the big ass desert to find him. however since they are in subspace they don't know how to get there. But then suddenly they hear some sick beats being dropped in the distance, and went to investigate. They then discovered it was actually a recording booth. They went inside and discovered the crossover of the millennium. It was Funky Kong and DBangz dropping them sick beats together. Kobe and the Prof approached the two and said they'd devote their lives to researching artificially creating anime girls in real life if they joined then and took then to the big ass desert. While funky kong wasn't quite on board with that, DBangz joined them instantly. Then, he called up thick niggas incorporated and asked them to give him a lift to the big ass desert. The man on the phone replied "Normally we wouldn't but since you're our 69,000,000th caller, why the fuck not." So then they were teleported to the big ass desert and saw a group of 5 fighters in the distance.
Chapter 13: True Christianity
Lankey kong is in the ruined zoo, or as its now called, Auschwitz, where he is mourning the death of chunky kong, but he hears someone from behind, it is sonic the hedgehog. Sonic asks lankey kong to crucify him, and lankey does so, but hirohito comes in to tell lankey to stop and not do it, but its too late. SOnic then becomes the next boss, crucified sonic, the final form of sonic. Lankey and hirohito are about to die, when Chunky kong rises from the grave to make crushing rocks seem such a breeze. THe 3 fight crucified sonic, and the fight is going well, however, all this is is a diversion, as baldi principle is setting up a bomb. But the 3 defeat crucified sonic, who dies in a massive explosion, and the three see baldi principle setting up the bomb. He almost sets it up, but at the last minute, wurmple swoops in and destroys the bomb, and baldi principle flees to subspace because its close by a relatively unimportant bomb set off near the forest.
Interlude III
The hmsd has mixed feelings now, due to both successes and failures.
Map as of the end of chapter 13 (hoping its correct)
Chapter 14
Sheen estevez is walking around a mountan, minding his own buisness, when he finds subspace, when purple guy comes out a trys to fight him. Sheen is quickly defeated na trophied, but colonel sanders and 7grandad swoop in to save sheen. They do revive sheen, however coldsteel trophies colonel, and he is taken back to subspace, and a bomb under the mountain is started. Sheen and 7grandad escape narrowly to the jungle, were they find lester the unlikely swinging from a vine. Lester joins them, and they set off to save the colonel, but they did forget about the bomb, so when it goes off, its horrible. The entire mountain range is engulfed in subspace.
Interlude IV\
BEfore the next capter, i must explain the agario principle. When 2 subspace bomb are close enough to each, and one is set off between them, they merge into one giant subspace.
Chapter 15
Hitler, PEter parker, and the hungry pumpkin are scaling the ice mountain, in hopes of setting up a base of operations. While climbing the mountin, they stumble across Jonas from The giver. HTey join eachother in scaling the mountain, and they are succcesful in doing so. They set up the base and all is going good. Hitler sends out a radio signal inhopes of contacting some much needed adversaries.
MEANWHILE
Light yagami from the live action death note movie is headin towards the spiky ruins pillar place because he fucking feels like it. Along the way, he meets a skateboarding parappa the rapper, who joins him on his quest for anal stimulation. They go through most of the ruins, when yagami finds his diary of a wimpy kid. But peter pans shadow shows up with xxxtentacion whos dead. Peter pans shadow says fuck you and summons a thot to kill the two. He teleports away. But xxxstension cord was faking his death all along, and it turns out that the thot was his girlfriend, so he procedes to commit domestic violence in such a way that faptian calcon would be proud. This thot turns out to be xxxtentacolino's pregnant girlfriend. And is also the next boss. The three defeat the thot and it sets off a subspace bomb in the ruins which is bad. They flee and revive four armed grimace along the way because mary sue. When all hopeaZ seems lost, number one crate swoops in to save them from the subspace bomb, but is shot by natsu because natsu hates crates. Number one crate survives and fucks natsu up. He is revived because mary sue. The group continue to move on and find everyone else. And xxxtentacle porn and parappa the rapper work on the second best crossover of all time.
Chapter 16
Kobe Dah hedgehog, Funky Kong, DBangz and Prof. Layton walk towards Mac Tonight, Rika, Waluigi, Woodman, master chief, and Nathaniel welchert. They all discuss the events of previous chapters and decide to find dave and take on Todd. Layton clicks around the screen until he finds 5 hint coins (ignore the fact that he used only one earlier to get a hint that's not important) to get a hint as to where dave is. Right when he uses it he realizes that it was a complete waste of time because .07 seconds after he used the hint coins they found the trophied dave (somehow in normal condition and no longer trapped in a springlock suit because once again fuck plot continuity) laying on top of a cactus. After untrophying him, Dave explains that he was dropped when they were taking him to the great Fax and he happened to land on top of a cactus. Then, he was stuck there for 40 days and 40 nights because fuck time consistency too. Anyway after this they realized they would need a way to get back to subspace, so they called upon the help of the US navy because they somehow knew that there was a subspace bomb in the middle of the ocean. (Forget that there's no way ANY of them would know that, it's not important.) Anyway the entire US navy comes and e scorts our heroes to the Subspace Portal. They then jump in and fast travel to whiterun, where Todd howard is. Finally, the group feels they are prepared to take on Todd Howard.
[end of chapter]
Chapter 17
The hmsd is working on a new gun for the grt fx, which is entirely a ripoff of the subspace gunship, the work is going well and he admires his collection. The masked man goes to the whiterun prison, to bring two prisoners, dante from devil may cry and dinkleberg, to hmsd. The hmsd tells mm to trophy dinkleberg, which he does gladly. One more amiibo to the collection. Dante however, wants none of this, and flees. Nearly out of subspace, he comes across duske ryuzaki, and they fight eachother, in the next boss fight. Duske loses, and is trophyied, but dante revives him out of pity, and duske realizes he did some wrong shit, and joins dante in dfeating the hmsd. They exit subspace, and search the world to bring together the ultimate team.
MEANWHILE
Don quixote comes across the count of monte cristo, who joins don and sonichu in finding chrischan.
Chapter 18
2 hours before dante and duske team up, Steve harvey mm, the master of thot slaying, is patrolling the forestfor thots, and he finds domadic the hedgehog, master of traps. They join together, to slay thots. They come across thanos and the voice, in the forest, about to set off a huge bomb, and they need to stop them. However, theyy are losing to the bad guys, but Elliot rodger, master thot slayer, swoops in to help the other thot slayers. They easily overpower the two, but before they trophy, the bomb countdown is started. The voice tells the 3 that its no use, and that 2 other bombs have been rigged to explode with this one (even though one is halfway across the world.) and that they cant stop them, due to the agario principle. The voice and thanos are trophied, but the three must escape as the bombs go off, engulfing mass areas of land. Cutting to hitler, from the top of the ice peak, he sees the large mass of subspace in the ocean, and realizes that must be the main base of operations for the hmsd, so he urgently sends more radio signals, and he finds who he is looking for.
Interlude V
The hmsds plans are coming to fruition, subspace is slowly engulfing the entire world, and hes growing more powerful.
Chpter 19
Hitlers radio signal worked, and vinesauce joel can finally contact hitler. Joel is currently in the great fox, on a misson to save 2 fighters, Fraaz and colonel sanders. While upon the great fox, he must sneak around, to save the 2. He comes upon their trophy rooms, and frees the two, but the 3 must hide, as they cannot enact their plan yet. Hitler is waiting for the right time to enact the plan. Hirohitos group, is heading towards the ice mountain, to join hitler.
As for Groooses group, they are working on a plan to defeat the evil that is the happy mask sales dragon. They also come across sheens group, and they ventur off together.
Chapter 20
As the group prepare to take on Todd Howard, suddenly a flash of light in the sky happens and suddenly, outta nowhere, siivagunner comes in playing some high quality rips and decides to join the group because he has nothing better to do. So then because why the fuck not i don't really care about anything they find the power infinity stone and are about to use it to disintegrate Todd. Just then, however, because fuck you brawl for adding in tripping randomly, Funky kong (who i should add was holding it) tripped and then the infinity stone fell into a well and nobody was tall enough to grab it out. "Well this sucks" said Funky Kong. "We must think of another plan." So they all stormed into Todd's office, and started to fight. They all fought todd for a while, (dave was off in the corner rigging a springlock suit with silly putty or somethin idfk) and eventually Funky Kong and DBangz teamed up to create a baller ASMR to put Todd to sleep, which worked. Then, the team launched an all-out smash attack on todd, but since dave is a dipshit and didn't help, the attack was not strong enough and Todd came back to life. Right when todd was about to set off a subspace bomb however (oh yeah he apparently had one of them (forget the fact that they're already in subspace that's unimportant)) Dave put the rigged springlock suit behind Todd, yelling "NOW OLD SPORTS" and they all did a smash attack, knocking Todd into the suit, causing the springlocks to go off, completely fucking him up and causing him to fucking die. "Okay, this is epic." a voice behind then says. They look back and see ben shapiro slaying many feminists before agreeing to join their party. Layton pulls out his last hint coin (because once again fuck you plot consistency) and uses it to figure out they need to recruit Henry Stickman and use him to destroy the (totally not) subspace gunship. They all use their powers combined to figure out that they need to go break him out of prison in the overworld, so they go there.
Chapter 21:
The gt fx is finally flying near the glacial mountains. Hitler, hirohito, PEter parker, Lankey kong, wurmple, and Chunky Kong all board the great fox in an attempt to destroy it, while the hungry pumpkin and jonas go down to meet up with all the others. On the gt fx, the group takes out edgelord after edgelord, and meet up with the other 3. They get to the main deck of the great fox, where they meet gman, Baldi, and Ajit pai. All of whom they need to fight. The heated fight begins and the group fights a good fight. Wurmple ends up overpowering baldi and trophying him, but Ajit pai is proving to be strong. THe group ends up defeating them, but before gman trophies, he sommons a new boss on the gt fx. This boss is the helmasaur king in hd. The helmasaur king hd is ontop of the ship, destroying it. Hitler takes the wheel, while joel goes to set the ship on selfdestruct mode. The rest of them go on top of the great fax to destroy ythe helmasaur king. Captain planet flies in to help them before the fight, joining them.
Chapter 22: A big waste of time
Hitler is piloting the great fox towards the large subspace hole in the ocean, while joel sets a bomb to go off when the helmasaur king dies. The group defeats the boss, and the fighters all regroup, as they leave the great fox. It goes into the subspace, and explodes in a large exposion, with the 3 badguy trophies inside. Hitlers plan worked, and he hopes that subspace will be hurt badly (it did jack shit but they dont know that yet). They regroup with the hungry pumpkin and jonas, and plan on their next attack while on a small island near the subspace portal.
MEANWHILE
The three trophies are recovered and revived, and the hmsd is more happy than sad, as he can finally finish the new plan for the new great fox gunship. What seemed to be a great plan, did nothing to help.
Chapter 23: [insert reference to a flash game series that hasn't even gotten a release since 2015]
Outside of a prison, Kobe Dah Hedgehog and his team prepare to bust Henry Stickman out of prison. "But why's he in prison?" asked woodman. Siivagunner, who used to be a friend of henry's, informs them that henry is in fact one of the most notorious criminals and got arrested for stealing some money or some shit like that idfk. Anyway they all sneak into prison but discover henry has already snuck out because conflict. Then they discover him hiding outside and tell him about the subspace problem, and completely acting out of character, henry decides to NOT be a selfish prick and actually help then. He says he knows a way to take down the gunship which involves an incident that occured when he was in a maximum security prison a few years ago. He says he'll explain when they're closer. Nathan Welchert realizes that they might need an even bigger team to take on the armies of subspace. They suddenly see the Great Fox explosion at the ocean and decide to head there. Suddenly, Henry realizes he has a teleporter in his pocket and, despite past experience, decides to use it on the group and hopes for the best.
Chapter 24: The Unity
"Well," says Jonas, "I've got an idea, but we need more peopl-" when suddenly, out of literally fucking nowhere, materializes a group of about 11 people on the land. These people were Master Chief, Dave, Kobe dah Hedgehog, DBangz, Funky Kong, Nathanial Welchert, Rika, Henry Stickman, Professor Layton, Waluigi, and Woodman. "Wer zur Hölle bist du?" Spouted Adolf Hitler. "Bist du Teil der Unterraumarmee?????" "No, we're gonna take them down but we need an army," Said Waluigi. "We need you to join us and we need to get every fighter on our side." They then explained everything that had transpired. "So we need an army? Well I know some people but it ain't gonna be easy to reach them" replied the Hungry Pumpkin. "Why's that?" Asked Nathan. "Well the subspace attack is worse than you may know," said Adolf. He then explained all the attacks on him and his friends that had happened. "Well there's no time to waste, we must find the others," said Joel, who up to that point had been corrupting windows 7 and barely understood what was going on. "Let's go Old Sports" said dave.
Interlude VI
Construction of the gunship is complete, testing is about to begin, along with the beginning of the end. Once the gunship performs successfully, it will be impossible for the hmsd to lose. But he will lose because all the protagonists are mary sues.
However, one edgelord is planning to stop the hmsd himself, this edgelord is named DarkSlash. He plans on kiling the hmsd himself, through cutting edge technology. The anarchists are already infiltrating subspace, and the amiibos will soon be freed. Darkslash begins his plans to take down the HMSD. But the rest of the heroes know nothing of the plan thats about to unfold.
Chapter 25: GRAND CANYON GRAND CANYON GRAND CANYON GRAND CANYON GRAND CANYON GRAND CANYON GRAND CANYON GRAND CANYON
Garfield was walking through the grand canyon, when a million fucking minecraft mobs and fucking soviet workers fell from the damn sky. Principal skinner, master of steaming hams, and simpleflips came in to help garfield. Along with Eliot rodgers group, anf grooses group came in to help. After fighting for 12 hours, edgelords came down in as backup. The enemy numbers were dwindling, but suddenly, Entity 303 came out and started fuckjng shit up. Skinner said damnit, as inuyasha, lester, sheen, and dame tu cosita were trophyed and taken to subspace. After all the enemies killed, entity 303 left the remaining fighters with a boss to fight. This boss was fuckin frogger. He hopped and shit and killed a soviet worker or two. Groose grabbed a fucking toothpick and impaled that fucker frogger in his jaw and killed that faggot. The group mourns as they took heavy losses in their group. Just then, however, they heard another noise, and saw peter pan's shadow preparing another subspace bomb because fuck you. Then they thougt they could defeat him because mary sue, but they couldn't because they didn't have the power of rey starwars on their side. Just when they thought all hope was _t, they heard a faint voice, which kept getting nearer and nearer, repeating the phrase "GRAND CANYON!" "What the hell-" said groose, when just then a fucking live fox was yeeted down the goddamn Grand Canyon because references which killed both the subspace bomb, and fucking punctured PPS's goddamn spleen because mary sue, which trophied him. "Who are you?" asked some rando idfk who. "I always come back, old sports" says dave because fuck you he definitely hasn't had enough screen time.
Chapter 26: The Scuttlebug Jamboree
Back in the big ass desert, scuttlebug is holding a scuttlebug jamboree. He is greeted by captain alex, and they have a party. But, its ruined by a certain not cool kid. To help the 2, Coolcat jumps in to help out. Its later revealed that this uncool kid is the same damn kid that kicked sand in coolcats face. He kicks sand in coolcats face, which is his big weakness, and coolcat gets trophyd. Captain alex says that coolcat is retarded for being in the big ass desert, and the 2 try to defeat the kid, who is now accompanied by robbie rotten and baldi principal. But suddenly, light yagamis group joins them to beat these fags. They all defeat the 3, but, Herobrine comes the fuck outta nowhere and says no u to number one crate and fucks his shit up and he got trophyed and taken by coldsteel who also fucking killed that chink parappa the rapper and subsequently trophied him. Oh, and he set off a subspace bomb before he left, but they all escape. They decide to go t ok the grand canyon to see some other fuckers.
Chapter 27: Fuck you ajit pai
Don, the counte of monte cristo, and sonichu are now st the bsttlefield fortress. They are exploring the dilapidated ruins and are searching for a sword for don. They come across the master sword but don hates link so much that he took the master sword and threw it in a well. He then comes across a rusty travelers claymore, and hes like perfect i can finally slay windmills! But the three are disrupted when they hear that a subspace bomb has gone off in the castle. They do escape though because fuck making a good story. They see that it was ajit pai who set off the bomb. They decide to go into subspace because they may find chrischan there, and try to finally complete the holy trinity of literature protagonists. But while going through subspace they end up lost.
Chapter 28: A Big Waste of Time
We cut back to the hacers in subspace. They have been here for about 97 days because subspace time is fucking jankier than bowsers pivot grab range. They are stealthing there way to a trophy hall, and they are just outside it, when they come across darkslash, doing the same fucking thing. Darkslash says that he is here because he hates the hmsd mor ethan he hates the sun, so they join up to beat the hmsd. Through popbobs lightning exploit, they end up getting to the trophy hall. But they are ambushed by matpat gametheory, the real fredbear, and jj, the ab00sive owner. Dark slash secretly has one of those dedede badges cuz he found the one that kirby fukin deepthroated but kirbys dead so its darkslash's now. They are trying to fight the 3, and trying to get to the trophies. However, they are bamboozlied and there is only like 1 trophy and its fukcing sheen. They dont even have enough time to get him because everyone is now torphied aside from darkslash and popbob. However they are soon trophied and the rest are taken to the hmsds real trophy room. But darkslash is a mary sue so he had a lingering hitbox on his this is robloxia attack where he murders a damn priest so him, popbob and sheen were staying there, and a roof collasped so they stayed trophies. But the other 3 just said fuck it we dont wanna dig through rubble right now. Fitmc, daddy yankee, seapicklez, and bezo are
now in the hmsds skylanders collection.
Chapter 29: The Betrayal
Inspector gadget and luis fonsi come across dante from devil may cry and duske ryuzaki, near the ocean. They become friends quickly because mary sue, but not all is well currently. The 4 are disrupted by old sport and phone guy, who say that theya re about to set off a huge bomb in 10 minutes. The two however said that they would difuse it if they defeated a boss, and so they accepted the challenge. The two summoned the next boss, The elder guardian from minecraft. The elder guardian was fuckin huge so naruto and the crimson chin saw it and decided to help the 4 cause why the fUCK NOT. They have a long asz fight with the guardian, but eventually defeat it. However phone guy wa s like haha bamboozled you are. Turns out the guardian was the bomb and it exploded and engulfed a shitton of subspace. The 6 escaped narrowly, deciding to head to the big ass desert.
Nvm fuck that shit they go to subspace instead and end up in whiterun again.
Chapter 30: The Plan
Henry Stickman's group all collectively trip (because brawl) and fall into the Grand Canyon, but because fuck good storytelling and also because mary sue, they're fine. Then henry tells the group of his plan. Basically he saw into teh futrue and knows that the subspace gunship will summon a shitload of bosses when anyone goes within 73 cubic kilometers of it. He says that he has a plan, but refuses to say it because storytelling reasons.
Chapter 31: LIBTARDS OWNED EPIC STYLE
So jontron needs a new bloodbag and he looks around, only to discover an evil bucket. However, he remembers the bucket called him eduardo squiduardo, and channels his rage to kill the bucket. When the bucket dies, Johnny test and Hugh neutron come in to save the day. But suddenly, Bling Bling Boy and sans show up and do the dragon ball fusion dance to become Bling Bling Boy Sans. Hugh neutron sits on a banana and is trofied, subsequently taken by a fucking jew. But suddenyl, Despacito roblox spider tells him to go commit die, and bling bling boy sans takes away his gun rights. Johnny test replies with "FUCKING LIBERAL!!1!!!!!!1!1!!!" Suddenly, ben shapiro has a vision, and runs 1038276482927 times faster than the speed of light to destroy bling bling boy sans. They are trophied and taken to subspac, when ben shapiro utters "Another libtard rekt." Everyone there suddenly becomes a member of the U.S. Military, while ben shapiro leads them to the grand canyon.
Chapter 32: The Seven Years War
William the Bastard is trying to conquer england, but he ends up at RAM RANCH. 18 naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch! William stabs all 18 of the naked cowboys wsnting to be fucked at Ram Ranch. Turns out ram ranch is in whiterun, and William the batsard finds the group of Duske Ryuzaki, and joins with them to get their big dicks sucked at ram ranch. Meanwhile, Benedict arnold gets 1 too many ouchies from the fuckers at the colonies, so he side swaps to the hmsd and subsequently butt fucks the man, the myth, the legend, FRANZ FERDINAND! But franz ferdinand gets shot by Gavrilo Princip, and is trophyfied. But Gavrilo takes franz to an undisclosed location because serbia hates the hmsd for supporting gay rights. Serbia declares war on subspac, who is allied with those commie fuckers in the dutch east indies, and we get 7 years worth of trench warfare.
Interlude VII
The hmsd has started a new campaigh in the holy land to free palestine. The hmsd is a loberal, therefore, fuck him. Other than that, Team Sonichu finds a trophy of bling bling boy, thinking he is a good guy, they free him, but they get nae naed by bling bling boy, and Team sonichu is trophyfieded. Hmsd is happy, and deports bling bling boy to palestine, which just so happens to be in the big ass desert. also bling bling boy turns out to be a hapsburg prince.
Chapter 33: Adventures in Palestine: Volume II
So blingbling boy is in palestine in the big ass desert. He walks around for a while, and gets down to half a heart because he's fucking retarded and walked face first into a motherfucking cactus. Left at half a heart, he walks around for a while until he somehow manages to get his right arm stuck between two goddamn rocks. He stays there for a few days, having an existential crisis or something idc, and he pulls out his stopwatch. Then, after 128 hours he cuts off his motherfucking arm, and then calls the guinness world record people, who promptly give him an award. After this, he walks around for a while before he finds a plane, and an idea crosses his mind. So, he decides to commit george bush and fly the plane into the local isis base, thus turning them into was-was. After this, he finds a picture of rika and is about to jack off to it until he remembers he cut off his right arm. Not one to give up, he tries to jack off with his left arm, but is so distracted he doesnt realize baldi principle is setting up a subspace bomb 7.3 meters (fuck you imperial system) away. Then, tge bomb explodes, pulling blingbling boy into the subspace, because he was just deported to palestine, so he oculd get a prosthetic arm and thus be ability to jack off, he was promptly deported back to palestine.
Chapter 34: Do it you won't
so we cut back to whiterun, and the group decides that they need to do something. Naruto dares the crimson chin to deepthroat an infinity, specifically the time stone. he does it but he fucking died so he was taken by sans. Sans tipped his MAGA hat, and said shadilay to the others, taking the crimson chin with him. The others were like "guess ill die" and decideded to fucking toaster steve.
except it didnt work.
they didnt die at all and nothing else happened.
also fuck you rick riordan.
a shadowy figure with some colored light shining off of him fucking desecrates the trophy of the crimson chin*
Chapter 35: Despacito
Fuze the 3rd, confronts fitmc, and revives him just to duel him. Fitmc almost wins, but Fuze has a trick up his sleeve. "tu as activé mon arme secrète" fuze proclaimed. Fitmc said he dont speak baguette, but fuze then ctrl c ctrl v the entire wikipedia page of despacito. NOooooo proclaimed Fitmc. But it was too late.
"Despacito" (American Spanish: [despa'sito]; English: "Slowly") is a song by Puerto Rican singer Luis Fonsifeaturing Puerto Rican reggaeton rapper Daddy Yankee from Fonsi's upcoming studio album.[1] On January 12, 2017, Universal Music Latin released "Despacito" and its music video, which shows both artists performing the song in La Perla neighborhood of Old San Juan, Puerto Rico and the local bar La Factoría. The song was written by Fonsi, Erika Ender, and Daddy Yankee, and was produced by Mauricio Rengifo and Andrés Torres. A remix version featuring Canadian singer Justin Bieber was released on April 17, 2017, which helped to improve the song's chart performance in numerous countries, including various number-one positions. "Despacito" has been widely credited by music journalists as being instrumental in popularizing Spanish-language pop music in the mainstream market again.
Fitmc was promptly trophied, and fuze was quickly deported to palestine
Chapter 36: Impending doom
So some people who are ultimately irrelevant to the story are walking around, when an earthquake starts happening. We soon discover that this earthquake is happening all around tge map...
6.9 Weeks Earlier...
In the soviet superdeep borehole, CaptainSparklez is at the bottom of the map, setting up an subspace bomb. This is no ordinary subspace bomb, however. This one was built using three mining tnt from the too much tnt mod added in. This caused it to spread to all edges of the map on the bedrock layer, since then, it has slowly been rising up, and is now reaching the surface. This is what is causing…
Chapter 37: The Apocalypse.
So basically tge world is committing yeetus yeetus self deletus from underground and tge subspace bomb is reaching the surface, causing the world to fall apart. The main rift is at the Grand Canyon, causing the world to split apart. The main team is like oh fuckles where's knuckles and are about to die when suddenly there's some colored light over the horizion…
Chapter 38: GOD T I M E
Suddenly, jumping into the cliff is god himself, Phil Swift, holding the infinity gauntlet with all the infinity stones. "TO SHOW YOU THE POWER OF FLEX TAPE," he shouts, shaking the world, "I SAWED THIS WORLD IN HALF. AND I'M GONNA REPAIR IT WITH ONLY FLEX TAPE!!1!!1!1!1!1!1!3!2!2!4!2!2!!3!3!5;$:!5(6;$:" So then he snaps his fingers and gets a huge piece of tape and seals the fucking grand canyon with flex tape, which stops the subspace bomb from getting them somehow. However, this didn't leave the entire world unaffected…
Chapter 39: Adventures in Palestine: Volume III
So because the big ass desert is made of sand, and due to the subspace bomb destroying the ground below it, the entirety of the middle east fell to the bedrock level. So basically, after this, fortnite default skin is like "oh wow a new area in the map" but before he lands he gets sniped by john doe roblox. Then john doe roblox says "are you an terrorist??? It is now my duty to turn isis into waswas" then he shoots all the isis before an heroing himself due to his life now being meaningless. Meanwhile the others who were in palestine are still in palestine.
chapter 40
that negro pablo from the backyardigans got an encryption message from a special lad
Attention all Fortnite gamers:
John Wick is in great danger, and he needs your help to wipe all the squads in the Tilted Towers.
But to do This, he needs a gold SCAR, and a couple of Chug Jugs.
To help him, all he needs is your credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration month and year.
But, you gotta be quick so that John Wick can secure the bag and achieve the EPIC... VICTORY... ROYALE
pablo realized his purpose in life so he set off to the tilted towers to save john wick, from the evil ali a.
chapter 41 DOWN WITH ISLAM
King henry the VIII was patroling a damn glacier, slaying thots, and being a divorce attourney. Suddenyl, phoneguy, baldi, and gman summon fucking Allah and henry is in trouble, while the 3 villains flee to setup an other damn bomb. Henry's help cry is answerd by Vincent the Atheist, who proceeds to fucking denounce allahs name by throwing a slab of bacon at him. Allah explodes into fucking napalm and the entire glacier is on fire whcih speeds up the subspeca bomb detonation process. Henry the VIII and Vincent the Atheist leave the glacier, which is now a big fuckijg hole of subspace because baldi was being a dirty nigger and freed the slaves. Henry and Vincent decide to explore subspace, in the name of thot slaying and denouncing religions.
Chapter 42 fortnut
So the undisclosed location gavrilo is at is actually subspace so he decides to revive Franz Ferdinand and sets off to find fuckers. Skinner had also snuk off to subspace to fulfuil a destiny. He comes across pablo, vincent, and henry, and they set off to save John wick. VoiceOverPete, in fortnut bus, is about to reach forknut iland. John wick is a hostage of Ali A, who wanted to play fortnut with the hmsd and to fortnut on him he needs to earn virgin points by fortnutting on john wick. Pablo finds the trophy of Daddy Yankee, who is revived, and joins them on a quest to save john wick, credit cards in hand.
Chapter 43
Darkslash, popbob, and sheen are in the fake trophy hall ruins, needing to find an door. They also come a cross a t rophy of Coolcat. They revive coolcat, and the y setoff to exit this shithole. They get to the exit, but it is blocked by baldi bully, the next boss. They cant defeat him, so popbob goes into the system settings and sets the time to 50 years in the future. Baldi bully is now old as fuk and dies of a stroke. They leave the fake place and end up in palestine.
Chapter 44
waluigi left the grand canyon to go get a beer. Waluigi wanted to be bastion in overwatch. But god said "Nerf Bastion." Waluigi said fuk god and pissed in the holy water.
Chapter 45
during that mid life crisis, waluig found isaac and he was like "fucking japs" abd waluigi is like arent you a fucking bible superhero or someshit (he was piss drunk so its excusabl) and isaac was like lets kill the japs together and that is what the happened.
Interlude VIII
Lord Farquaad was too busy getting hard wathcing onions mate with eachother to realize that he had been summoned by the hmsd. The hmsd had high hopes for him, and Farquaad was about to become a truly epic gamer.
Chapter 46 Gamer time
Farquaad opened up a can of baked beans and downed them all like fucking popeye. He ran at top gamer speed. He found gavrilo princip, and kicked his balls, trophying him, taking him and franz ferdinand to the hmsd. But he wasnt done yet.
Hewent to whiterun next, and Snapped his fingers .frozing time. Naruto, trophyed. He went to inspector gadget, threw a fucking paperclip at him. Snap, he a trophy noe. Luis fonsi, he got fucking israel levels of wrecked. Trophy. Dante from devil may cry got pissed on by farquaad, dead and triphyed. Same with william thw basterd. Duske ryuzaki was thinking (all my friends are dead. all my friends are dead.[ oh, speaking of popeye. Popeye fucking navy seals farquaads nasal cavity, but he is too much of an epic gamer to get the troophyed, so he gets baldi to do more slave labor, by taking the trophies for him. Duske flees with popeye. Farquaad leaves, as his gamer powers start to fade, with the hmsd being proud, and somewhat homosexual. Farquaads boner was now higher than the tilted towers.
Chalter 47
Sheen left palestine through a nearby time rift to return to the present in order to jerk off to ultra lord. On his way to the woods he finds the trophy of shaggy from scooby doo. he could tell by the sandwich next to the trophy that he got into a fight with goku over said sandwich. But suddenly, Claude frollo appeared and told sheen the words of confucius. It is either yeet or be yoted in this world. Sheen decide for the ladder option, and he was trophyied. Confucius was watching from behind but was too busy being enlightened by a mosquito landing on his balls to do anything, then Frollo yoted him.
Chapter 48
so basically darkslash and popbob were in palestine, but found the whole place abandoned, until realizing that since they traveled to the future the UN must have made all muslim immigration legal so they mass stormed the countries, leaving palestine in the dust. Then darkslash is like fuck that shit and they set off for europe to purify the world because fuck brown people. Then they're like well that was fun and then jump through a nearby time rift in some place in the middle east idgaf back to the present. However they didnt account for where the rift was and land on the ground inside the fucking isis base of operations
Chapter 49 Truly enlightened
The hmsd was getting tired of nothing happening, so him and his great friend farquaad began an expedition for the apple of enlightenment, to be enlightened and to truly win. They spend 17 days fucking around in a jungle before they find the apple of enlightenment. The apple of enlightenment was being guarded by someone though, whose name was Buzz Buzz. Buzz Buzz said he will guard the apple of enlightenment but the apple said nayeth thee to the hmsd and Farquaad. Farquaad hadnt eaten for a month so he ate the fucking apple of enlightenment. This enraged Buzz Buzz extremley. He recieved a rage boner, and farquaad and him dueled with their boners in a fight worthy of a bootleg version of the three musketeers made in thailand. Shrek suddenly appeared. Oh HELLO THERE. He watched from afar and rescued buzz buzz once the place was engulfed in subspace. Now enlightened, the HMSD began his true conquest, and he new exactly how to win.
END OF BOOK 1