"Take a look at my girlfriend,

She's the only one I got,

Not much of a girlfriend,

I've never hear her tell lie."

"Yoho! Someone get that stupid un dead monkey off Jack's ship!" I yelled at the crew men see Jack wasn't there for some reason.

"Yes, I am Matey!"

I turned around, startled and star struck all at the same time.

"Your Jack, and I'm, and captain, and…" I stuttered.

"I know you a fan girl and you didn't know I existed. You thought I was only Johnny Depp but, I'm not! I'm real so, Shut up!"

"I can't believe I'm talking to a superstar" I said not paying attention to what he said, but he didn't notice. So he went on to talking.

"Back to work and, find that monkey." He hesitated. "And find my jar of dirt, and if you find it. I'll give you all rum!" he yelled not so excitingly.

All the crew members yelled with excitement not knowing what was going to happen. So they looked and one person found it.

"Captain, Captain I found it I found it!!" He yelled overpowering it almost blew Jack's hat off.

"Good for you" he turned around slowly on his heels then he grumbled.

"What about the rum Captain?"

"Oh yeah the rum. I've changed my mind, no rum for you!" He smiled ear to ear then ran off.

A/n: I know I'm obsessed with Jonny Depp, Orlando Bloom, and Keira Knightly. Oh well it's not my fault  Oh yeah, the song is by Gym Class Heroes.

Love Maddie