NaruPong

I was watching Drake and Josh with my cousin, and they were playing ping pong. We decided that we would write a story going with that. So this is basically a Naruto parody with ping pong..So yeah...

He sat in the kitchen, hands folded on the table. For once, his headband wasn't on, leaving his blonde, spikey hair free. No one could ever guess, but this boy's hair was actually fairly long, the gel just held it up. In all actuality, his hair was down to his shoulders, as it was now. Life without Ninja training was boring...With the new tournaments only every Friday, the boy really had nothing better to do.

"Naruto! Are you sulking again!" A high pitched girls voice could be heard from the next room. The blonde just groaned and burried his head in his hands. "NARUTO! I'm talking to you!!!" The blonde boy pushed back his chair, standing up and walking to the next room.

"What do you want now Sakura-Chan? I finished my training session hours ago." Naruto leaned in the doorway, staring down the pink haired girl that was standing infront of a crimson colored ping pong table. She turned to face him, a glare on her face. Naruto's eyes widened when he saw that her headband had craked in two. "Sakura...What happened?" Naruto moved away from the door, into the training room.

"You got Sasuke so mad...He cracked my old headband in two when we started our session. He was upset about it though...He stormed into the Oasis." Her voice was small, and now there was sadness in it. She missed the life of the ninja as well, but the Ping Pong would have to suffice. She sat down in a small chair by the stereo.

Naruto sighed lightly, walking over to the pink-haired girl. "I'll go talk to him Sakura...And I'll see if Kakashi-Sensei can fix your headband." There was true sympathy in his voice. Even though Sakura had clearly rejected him at the Chunnin exam last year, he still could not help but feel for her still.

Sakura simply nodded. "I'm worried about him Naruto..When he left, his Sharingan was activated...It hasn't been since the war..." Her voice faded out, not wanting to relive the memories of the war.

Naruto's eyes widened slightly at that comment. "What...? His Sharingan?" His voice held worry in it. "I'll talk to Kakashi-Sensei when I get back. And don't eat my Ramen." He had to add in as he sped out the door. He might not be an official Shinobi now, but he still knew the tricks.

Naruto sped out of the dojo and into the woods, near the Oasis. It was Sasuke's favorite place..Well..Ever since the war it had been anyways...Well..Back to the story.

It did not take Naruto long to find Sasuke. He sat in the hot spring, shirt and shorts laying atop a rock. His eyes were closed, back turned to Naruto. "Sasuke..." Naruto started to speak, but he was cut off by the Sharingan staring him in the eye.

"Why are you here?" A rock could sense the anger and despise in Sasuke's voice. He swam over to the edge of the hot springs, Sharingan staring down Naruto still.

"Sakura was worried about you." Naruto made the excuse. In all actuality, when Sakura told him that Sasuke was upset, he was worried himself. Naruto had always felt something strange for Sasuke...Though he would not admit it out loud. Naruto tilted his head to the ground, trying not to look at Sasuke's bare chest, seeing as he was so close. "And I Wanted to know...What did I do to make you so mad...?"

"What did you do? What did you do?! You don't even fucking remember! You set Kyuubi on me you asshole!" He stood in the water, the droplets rolling off his bare chest. "I thought you had gotten rid of him. But I guess he will always be a part of you." There was something in Sasuke's voice...Though Naruto couldn't really tell what.

"Sasuke...I'm really sorry. I don't remember. I thought Kakashi-Sensei sealed him away after the war." Sasuke lifted a hand, stopping the blond from talking. "But-" Sasuke just shook his head and stepped out of the water. The water had filled his boxers, and they were falling off slightly.

"I can here the sincerity in your voice Naruto. I've never heard you be so honest. I forgive you. We'll have Kakshi-Sensei give you another seal. Because.." Sasuke paused for a moment. "I was actually hurt Naruto..." That made the blond's eyes widen. Sasuke never showed any emotion, but now he was saying that he was hurt? It was all too confusing.

"What exactly did Kyuubi say Sasuke...?" Naruto asked hesitantly. The bluenette simply shook his head, not wanting to say.

"I don't want to say..But..He did make me realize something Naruto." He stepped closer to Naruto, almost touching their bodies together. "You're more than just my opponent." Without another word, Sasuke leaned forward, closing the space between him in the blond, kissing him lightly. Naruto's eyes widen profusely before Sasuke pulled away. Naruto opened his mouth to say something, but sasuke had already dissapeared, leaving the blond to just stare wide eyed.

Naruto walked back to the dojo with his fingers to his lips. Sasuke had...Kissed him? What on Earth had Kyuubi said to make him do that? He tried to shake the feeling out of his head, but it refused to go away.

With a sigh, he entered the training room, where, of course, Sasuke and Sakura were battling it out at teh Ping Pong table. Naruto shook his head, walking through quickly, picking Sakura's headband on the way through, avoiding Sasuke's gaze.

He walked down the long hallway, bursting through his sensei's door. Kakashi looked up from his type-writer, a sigh on his face. "What is it now Naruto?" Kakashi would never change. He still wore his Jonnin outfit, his headband and mask still around his head and Sharingan. He crossed his arms and propped his feet up on his desk.

"Sasuke. He had one of his fits, and broke Sakura's headband with a ping pong ball." He held out the cracked headband, which Kakashi took with a nod. "Kakashi-Sensei..?"

"Yes Naruto?" He asked while inspecting the headband.

"I wanted to tell you first...I'm done with Ping Pong...I'm going back to trainging to be a Shinobi." He sighed. His words make Kakashi's eye widen. "I will restore the Shinobi lifestyle, and fufill my dream to become Hokage...Believe it." He whispered lightly. He did not wait for a response to leave to the room, walking past Sasuke, who had been listening in the hallway. Naruto had sensed him, but chose to ignore as he walked to their room. Yes, he had to share a room with the one who had kissed him at the Oasis.