Right then... On YouTube there is the episode of dead ringers that features Spooks.
On the Spooks Information forum we came up with plan of making our own. As I am a bit pants at writing fanfiction but very sarcastic I did this... Unfortunately it turned out more Spike Milliagan than Dead Ringers. So if you dont like the concept don't read. Thanks to Em for looking at it for me!
It is based on the meeting room scene near the begining of episode 3 series 5.
random exterior shot of London that is slightly pointless but prettyful all the same
Cut to…
Random scene of someone looking very suspicious… and lets throw in a box that we presume is a thermo nuclear bomb but could, for all we know well be the latest import of tea
Really cool subtitle saying some random time with a picture of not Thames House"24 hours earlier" that looks vaguely Spooks like, because after episode 10 (when some idiot lost this font) we found it again!
Ruth: I am going to say something very quickly and passionately about how wrong it would be for Al Queda to posses a big bomb that would destroy London… by the way I love you.
Malcolm: No one really ever listens ot me they tend to get bored so I will say something short and impersonal that will offend Ruth.
Ruth: Does no one have feelings!
Ros: I'm going to say a totally pointless and irrelevant line to make myself sound mean and because I haven't really said much this episode; I will not become a Zaf/Jo.
Ruth: Shut up bitch… oh wait I'm the intellectual one… insert passionate no one should die sarcasm here . How dare she come waltzing in here with all her lines?
Harry: I can't not take Ruth's side as it is glaringly obvious that I love her but she is being rather naïve because everything involving this show is complex!
Ruth: I will say what I just said again because no one ever listens to me even though I am right about everything! Why does everyone hate me today?
Harry pulls typically Harry, very peculiar expressions… not dissimilar to if I was chewing a wasp.
Adam look at ceiling for no reason.
Jo stare at screen because it has pretty colours
Zaf… said as much in that scene as if he had actually been there.
Harry: Well I am going to say something that sounds wonderfully impressive and strong. I will defend our nation, even if it does kill me! Now for a serious brooding expression to hide the fact I am wondering if Ruth thinks I am attractive.
Jo: Oh I haven't said anything for a while… I know I will state the obvious and ask a question that there is no answer; it might make me seem smarter.
Adam: God I'm sexy brilliant and certainly not cracking up, I can be cocky because I know the answer so ha ha.
Harry: Why do I have to look so serious? Well I know you wouldn't have said that unless you had an answer so I will ask you to save time brooding… maybe I can go brood in my office and look smexy.
Adam: I will say the answer that I could have said 2 minutes ago now! God I'm good!