25 Fool-Proof Ways to Annoy Harry Potter Characters
Harry Potter
1. Hide his glasses and paint smiley faces on the lenses
2. Tell him he has his mother's eyes every time you see him
3. Every time he talks about Voldemort, say "You must not tell lies!"
4. Dress up as a dementor for Halloween
5. Talk about how much you idolize Draco Malfoy
6. Say he should've been in Slytherin
7. Paint Hedwig green
8. Write, "I love Ron" on all of his Textbooks
9. Then show them to Ron
10. Swap his wand with a fake one
11. And then arrange a duel between him and Malfoy
12. Laugh at his face afterwards
13. Call him "Roonil Wazlib" claiming that he told Snape that that was his nickname
14. Draw a fake scar on your head and claim to be his biggest fan
15. Join Colin Creevey's "Harry Potter Fan Club"
16. Or simply create your own fan club
17. Give him a shirt that says "I 3 Umbridge!" for his birthday
18. Every time he walks into the great hall, assume a fatal position and yell "DEMENTORS!"
19. Yell "JAMES!" and hug him, then look at him closely and mutter, "Oh, never mind, it's just you."
20. Send him a Slytherin snow-globe for Christmas
21. Spread rumors to fellow Gryffindors that he and Millicent Bullstrode are dating
22. Heck, tell the whole school
23. Bribe a dozen house elves to act like Dobby towards Harry and follow him nonstop
24. Put on big glasses and predict his death every now and then
25. Mutter, "Psh…Ginny could've done better," To a friend when you pass him in the hallway
Author's Note
Well, this concludes the first chapter. I got this idea when I read a similar one about Bleach characters.
I hope you liked it! Of course, I'm pretty much covering all of the major characters, but still send in your requests for whom to do next. I might even do some minor characters like Crabbe and Goyle, Lavender, Seamus, etc.
Please review, it helps me get better!
-Potterwatcher