Hi it's me. I wanted to do a fanfic with my sister JuJu (anyone here read the stories on my account, Saberlocks or boom crash thud, tabby meets wanda ? She wrote those.) so we're doing Twenty One Chaotic Genres. I read it with X-men Evolution characters written by The one eyed lady, who got it from Kiki Cabou. Now we're doing it with Star Trek, Let's get on with it, shall we?

We don't own star trek.

We don't own the twenty one chaotic genres challenge.

Cover was found on DeviantART and done by a deviant called Inneryoung

WE OWN NOTHING, except what happens exactly in this fic.

We are on the Enterprise, when the power goes out. When it comes back on, the ship's engines are offline, the view-screen doesn't work, and McCoy, Scotty, and Nurse Chapel have appeared on the bridge. A teen girl is standing on the bridge, she around five feet tall with chin length brown hair and brown eyes.

Hello!

Kirk: who are you? And why are you on my ship?

Captain Kirk! Omigosh! You're here! Of course you're here, I wanted you here! And I'm on your ship so you can be part of a fanfic my sister- hey where is she?

Little sister appears, she has long, dark chocolate brown hair and hazel-ish eyes.

Hey. I'm JuJu. I'm Here to explain exactly what my sister and I are doing here. But I have a really important thing to take care of first. One sec.

She makes a tall black thermos appear.

Really? Your tea? Come on JuJu, concentrate!

It's better than being addicted to coffee, and stunting my growth.

I don't drink coffee. Anyways, this fanfic is called 'Twenty one chaotic genres'.

Hey, I'm explaining this! Bug off! Anyways, We are going to go through all the genres FanFiction has, one by one. You must act out the genres. When we are done we'll let your ship go. So therefore, you must comply.

Spock: that is illogical, two human teenagers cannot control the Enterprise.

Oh I forgot to mention that. I have SUPER AUTHOR POWERS and JuJu has SUPER NARRATOR POWERS. (narrator part is a looong story.) so we can do basically anything! Like Q!

McCoy: Who the devil is Q!

JuJu smacks Remi. They had promised not to mention anything in The Next Generation.

Q is..is..ah... someone you will meet in the very-not-so-near future! It's more like you might meet him in a -

you're worse than me! Whatever. Let's get this Party started! What's up first JuJu?

Adventure.

Gee, you're enthusiastic.

It's what they do all the time! It's not any different! But you guys gotta do it anyways, so get on with it!

Chekov: Vhat if today is quiet?

Well, we'll just have to do a rerun! JuJu! Care to do the honors?

JuJu claps and the Enterprise crew plays out the episode 'Errand of Mercy'

Scotty: that was... strange

Kirk: this whole thing is strange.

Chekov: Zat vas fun! Vhat's next?

Angst!

A random redshirt collapses.

Kirk: What happened. Is he unconscious?

McCoy checks the man with a medical scanner.

McCoy: It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim.

Uhura and Chapel glare at each other

Sulu: why are they doing that?

Spock: yes, it's very illogical.

Well, there had to be tension! And..

Chapel and Uhura continue to glare at each other.

This room has a lot of tension... we might want to move on.

Yeah, let's do two more for this chapter. The next one is... hmmm.

What?

Well, it's crime, but there's not a lot of crime here.

Spock: Smuggler ship off the starboard bow. I suggest we apprehend them.

Kirk: yes, let's. Mr Sulu, engage Tractor Beam

Sulu: Aye sir.

Kirk: Security, send a team to the shuttle bay, and start typing out the condolence letters to the team member's families, we'll just toss the ones we don't end up needing.

Chekov: Security is taking the smugglers to the brig, the cargo vas illegal drugs. Two deaths, one injury.

Yay, for finally getting into it! Quick! The next one before they lose it!

Kay... leshurseenow... drama! Hmmm. Nope got nothing.

Well it is getting late, oh I know! Uhura, Chapel, which one of you does Spock like best?

Uhura and Chapel: Me!

They start arguing and it eventually comes to blows

Spock:...

Scotty: why can't girls ever fight over me like that?

Kirk: Ladies, Stop it!

Chekov: Zhere not stopping Keptin.

Spock: Captain, prehapse I can remedy this situation.

Kirk: Please do!

Spock: Lt. Uhura, Nurse Chapel, since I assume by 'like' Miss Remi meant which of you I love, I must inform you I am not in love with either of you.

Uhura and Chapel stop. There is silence, the both burst into tears

Chekov: I like thefighting better.

Well that's the end of the Chapter! We'll be back soon! Have fun dealing with this 'situation', Spock! This is Remi

And JuJu

Saying Good Night! (even if it's not night when you read this)