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Summary: Halloween is around the corner. Freddy's back. Kirby's dreaming. Jason's dreaming. You do the math. This is a Halloween fanfic for SSB. SSB/Nightmare on Elm Street/Friday the 13th crossover. And a surprise guest at the end. I recommend you listen to Zombie by the Cranberries while reading this.

Hallowed be thy Name, Halloween Die This Way

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Kirby Universe: Dream Land

Kirby was enjoying a nice sunset in a field, but he was very tired. When the sun set, he decided he'd enjoy a nice sleep on the soft grass. Before he knew it, he was fast asleep.

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Kirby's Dream

Kirby walked around aimlessly. He was feeling very hot. He could see nothing but red smoke at first, but then he pipes, vents, and steam came into view. It looked like a giant boiler room.

He heard a small laugh. He looked around and saw a shadow move around the wall ahead of him. He looked behind it, but didn't see any one. Then a claw instantly appeared right in his face. It swung at him, but Kirby jumped out of the way. Kirby turned around and saw a horrible figure. The being had a green fedora on his head, a red and green sweater, burnt skin, and 4 10-inch blades on his fingers. It was the legendary Freddy Krueger. "Hahahahahaha! You're in my world now puffball!" He jumped down at him, and before Kirby could dodge, the claw hit him with so much force that he was slammed into a wall.

Freddy moved in for the kill. He pointed two of the blades at his Kirby's face. Kirby shut his eyes, not wanting to see his death coming. Then he heard Freddy scream and a squishing noise. Kirby opened his eyes to see a long, thick blade sticking out of Freddy's chest. Freddy pulled the machete out and swung behind him, but he was stopped by a hand. The hand grabbed the handle of the machete and wrenched it free of Freddy's grasp. The hand was actually the hand of the iconic hockey mask killer, Jason Voorhees.

"JASOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNN!!!!!!!!" Freddy slashed at Jason, but Kirby pulled out a hammer and slammed it into Freddy that sent Freddy soaring into a wall. Kirby jumped up and down in celebration, but not for long. A massive pipe fell towards him, and suddenly, he woke up and sighed with relief. But he knew he had to run to the town and warn them before it was too late. When Kirby reached the town, he saw a horrible sight and screamed. The streets and houses were overrun with blood! "AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Freddy had already killed everybody!

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Kirby awoke again, felling like he had just been kicked. He saw a foot, but didn't have time to see or thank whoever woke him. That whoever-it-was followed him.

Kirby ran into the town again, but this time there was no blood anywhere. He breathed a sigh of huge relief. Then he saw shadow overtaking his, and looked behind him. He recognized the foot that kicked him. And the machete. And….the hockey mask. Jason Voorhees walked up to him. His disfigured eyes looked into those of the huge eyes of Kirby. Jason gave a slight nod to Kirby, then turned around and walked out o the town and back to Camp Crystal Lake. Kirby knew Jason decided to spare him and the town because Kirby saved Jason from Freddy. Then Kirby heard a chainsaw rev behind him and screaming people….

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Author: Ha ha ha! Twist ending! Happy Halloween!