Friends
The one with the nibble
By mikethewriter
"Hey Joey!"
Rachel was watching TV in Monica's appartment.
Joey just walked in.
"Wow.What are you watching?Hey,It's just like the free porn channel"
"Joey,there are two african monkeys doing it in some zooloo parc"
"Cool"
He walked over to the kitchen and wanted to eat.
"Joey?
"Yeah?"
"What are you doing?"
"I'm looking for something to eat,something to…nibble"
"Something to nibble?"
"Yeah.Like the monkeys are having sex,I want to have something I can nibble on"
"Oh,I see"Rachel said.
"Ah,I got it!Eureka!"Joey said and plumped down on the couch.
Joey had grabbed a large pot of peanut butter.
While Joey was eating,Rachel had gotten more annoyed with him making noises while eating.
"Joey,could you please stop making sounds while eating.GOD!"
"Oh,If this annoys you…Does this annoy you?
"YES!"
"Oh,geez,I'll just eat this from across the street"
Some minutes later…..
"Oh,Rachel!"Joey yelled from across the street with a teasing undertone.
Rachel got up and walked towards the balcony and saw Joey standing.
"Joey.Come back inside.It's freezing out here"Rachel yelled.
"Say pretty please"Joey asked.
"Forget it.Stay there"
She walked back into the room and sat down on the couch.
Two hours later….
Rachel fell asleep on the couch and there were three knocks on the door.
She woke up after the fourth time,she got up and walked towards the door to open it.
"Who is it?"
"hkjioeiee"
"Who?"
"hkjioeiEE!!!!"
She looked through the peekhole and saw someone standing there.
She unlocked the door and then opened it.
"Joey?"
She saw Joey standing in front of her.
Joey grabbed Rachel's face and kissed her.
"Oh,you're so warm"Joey said and he walked into the room.
"Joey,you kissed me"
"Yeah,you know you're not a great kisser.I'll tell you that."
"That's because I didn't kiss you back"
"Oh,okay,that explains it.Do you want to try?"Joey asked.
Rachel watched Joey with a confused expression on her face.
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