Chris is standing on-that's right- the Dock of Shame. "Hello people, since (spoiler!) the other contestants got burned at the end of last season, Alejandro is a temporary robot (I don't want him to be like that permanently!), Heather is in the hospital, Ezekiel is a feral humanlike creature, and Courtney is suing us big time... We gotta get another season going, pronto! So send in your audition tapes, along with this form. We already have one contestant, owned by... You're sure this is her name?" Chris asks. Chef shrugs. "Well, she's owned by Wolfgirl666. Oh yeah, Wolfgirl666 doesn't own anything except the plotline and her own character. Geez, this is starting to sound like an online story with a disclaimer! Oh, right, this is the form:

Name

Gender

Hair

Eyes

Skin

Clothes

Swimsuit

Personality

Quote

Favorite Profession

Favorite Food

Favorite Movie/Book Genre

Favorite Music Genre

Passions

Fears

Skills

Audition tape

"And here's an example of how to fill that out:

Jessica

Female

Blonde with black tips, shoulder length, loose

Ice blue

Pale, perfect complexion, hourglass figure

Short short jean shorts, light blue short sleeve shirt with a black wolf howling at the moon on front, white and blue running shoes

Aqua bikini

Bossy, manipulative, sometimes crazy

"If you would have done what I would have told you to do, we would have won!"

Vet

Blackberry cobbler

Adventure/Fantasy

Modern pop

Animals, stealing, lying, making mischief, singing, hiking

Fighting, sneaking, lying, stealing, manipulating, endurance, cooking, singing

Jessica is sitting on her black and blue bed with a huge Doberman. Her voice is melodious. "Okay, I'm Jessica, and you should let me on the show because-" she is interrupted by a lout thumping at her door.

"Open up, it's the police!"

"Crap. You'll never take me alive!" she shrieks. The cops bust down her door. "Sick 'em, Dianne!"

The Doberman bites a cop in the butt, and Jessica knocks another one unconcious. She jumps out her window, knocking the camera to the ground in the process. The screen goes static, then black as the sound of sirens fill the air.

"Chick's got a problem! Sign up as many people as you want. All audition tapes will be shown, but only the top 22 will make it onto the show, 11 boys, 11 girls. If your OC looks stupid, don't worry, all of them are gonna look stupid! Oh and when the contestants get back on their feet, the next season will be them plus the top boy and girl in this season! Winner of this season gets a million dollars. Weird how we always lose the cash... And why do we always use cash not checks? Can we just not afford a checkbook? Also when w get enough people, we will make an intro clip o go along with the theme song. Now since that wasn't an episode, please enjoy this prerecorded clip."

Static

Chef is wearing a tutu and is doing ballet.

Static

A/N

Remember, not all characters are thin, muscular, good at singing, etc. Some are fat, ugly, unappealing, gross, sucky singers. Also, remember, don't feel bad if your character is first one booted. Wolfgirl666, out. Peace, suckahs!