What's up, everyone? Welcome to my AMA!
I'll never forget the day I confessed to Mio. It was one of those times where fate just kind of grabs you by the reproductive bits and flings you around like a cheap date at a skeevy karaoke bar. So yeah, spoiler alert - she said yes and we've been happily married for the past however many years.
But since all of you happy folks seemed to love the angsty story of my confession to this girl, maybe I'll give you some more of that. Though I'm not sure why you guys look forward to my inner angst and pain, I'm here to entertain and inform. And you know me, if there's an emotion to be had, that sucker is right there on my sleeve. But I warn you that the aforementioned love of my life is peering intently over my shoulder, so The Dangerous Queen herself will be in for just as wild of a ride as you are.
I'm more than happy to take requests, so if you really want to hear about something from our lives, feel free to chime in with the little "Review" button that so many people love to ignore. That's right, this is interactive. It's me and you... oh, and Mio too. But please, I beg of you, don't ask about the sex life, okay? She's embarrassed enough as is to do this, and I've got enough bumps on the head from this chick for one lifetime. So please? For the sake of my thoroughly concussed brain?
So fire away! If I don't see anything here, I'll just ramble incoherently like I always do. But before I go, I figure you'd probably want to know about me. Well, I'm a full-time wife and mama, I'm also a full time boring job worker, a more-than-part-time drummer, and I love taking that whole "gender binary" thing and flipping it on its friggin' ear.
In short, I'm Ritsu Tainaka, badass drummer and lovemaker. Oww! I mean, just drummer. Jeez, it's like she's got two steel plates attached to her arms.
3's from Mio. The Dangerous Queen sees all. Rawr.