DeadPool Script Take 1: Hey, how's it goin?

by PaperBackWalker

These things are so tiny, how am I supposed to type a nice, juicy intro in here? Gah, anyway here is my intro for this thing that you should really check out because it is FREAKIN' AWESOME and at a PG-13 rating for the youngins that find these dark zones of the internet (we warned you). WARNING: UNICORNS ARE ALLOWED.

Deadpool Script Take 1: "Hey, how's it goin'?"

You know, the rules of writing are so annoying, you know what I mean? Like you have all these numbers and spacing and tabbing and g3Wo=,045utb Aing.

See? I just slammed this guy's head on my keyboard to prove a point. Sigh. You know, it is nice to type although it's more painful than it used to be. These finger groupies and me have been through a lot and in a lot of things.

I meant that literally.

So, you might be wondering at this point why a character like Wade would even own a laptop? Well there is eBay, and Google Images, but that's just for the tip of my iceberg to go nuts over.

You see what I did there?

I laughed.

Maybe one day this guy with his brain will come up with the next top-bill pool toy. Hey, that sounded pretty nice.

Okay so let's get the body of this so-called script that I'm in charge of-well, the intro part that is.

So you remember my girl, Vanessa? Black hair, steals my jackets every other day? Wears 'Love is in the Air' perfume (that I gave for her most recent birthday), and is just the most perfect personality match ever? Well, THAT girl has been holding onto a promise of mine when I first asked those three little words: I O U.

Okay, letters. Though that was because I had borrow one of her blood cloggers for this bullet hole that Mr. Clean gave me. Oh yes, new enemy. Yeah not the brightest either; hence the nickname that I just gave him. So back to Vanessa, her birthday was about a week ago which means birthday bills are coming up which means; I got work to do.