Naruto stared despondently at the crème colored walls of his new home in Konoha. Why was here here again? His asshole of a brother decided it would be nice to move out of Masters mansion and live on our own. (Don't worry, you'll figure out who Master is later. And NO, Master is NOT AN S&M THING! Perverts :)

Oh yeah. That was the reason.

The blonde's ocean blue eye twitched as his older brother ruffled his blonde hair and dropped the last suitcase of their stuff into the living room.

"Well," Kyuubi said suddenly, whipping his dark red hair out of his ponytail. " Since you're being a bitch ass about this, I'll let you pick the room you'll be staying in. There are two bedrooms upstairs, and one downstairs. I assume you want one upstairs?"

"You assume correctly."

"Then go unpack your bags, Little Fox, so we can make the house look a bit more lived in."

And with that, the brothers departed, Kyuubi for the downstairs bedroom and Naruto for the upstairs.

The blonde boy chose the smallish bedroom overlooking the ocean, the only room in the Victorian styled house that didn't freeze your ass off the moment you crossed the threshold. He finished hanging up the last of his posters and weapons. Yes, weapons. When you are trained to be a world-class martial artist, you tend to feel naked without at least a knife in sight.

Tucking his lucky katana under his giant pillow, the boy stretched his arms over his head, the blue cotton shirt he was wearing riding up to show delicious tan skin and a strange spiral tattoo around his navel. He wandered downstairs and gathered the pots and pans for dinner and called Kyuubi into the room to eat.

Kyuubi trotted into the downstairs master bedroom and set to unpacking his suitcase; clothes, games, his keyboard, and computer all were unpacked in a few hours with a tired Kyuubi smirking triumphantly at the finished room.

The swords on his wall were a nice touch, too.

Rolling his pale shoulders, he blinked his crimson eyes and sauntered to the kitchen were the smell of hamburgers awaited him.

I decided to rewrite these chapters cause im bipolar like that :)

So...yeah. I got my new computer and now I can write. Hurray.