"Alright, the new sercurity guard's first day is tonight. That means we need to do one thing: KILL HIM IN COLD BLOOD, BABY!" Freddy rallies up the two robots in front of him, holding a rusty baseball bat. The animatronics, Bonnie and Chica, let out a cheer on stage.
Freddy continues his speech, "So when the piece of crap shows up, we will-"
"Oh!" Bonnie jumps up, "CAN I DO IT-" Freddy smacks Bonnie with the baseball bat.
"DON'T TALK UNLESS TOLD TO, SON!" Freddy yells.
"B-But I wanna kill him this time!" Bonnie begs, "You got to kill that guy with the phone on his head last time, a-and Mangle bit the one from that old place with hot Chica!"
Chica shoots up, "HOT CHICA?! All that old hen had was panties and flab. I'm soo much better!"
"Psst," Bonnie laughs, "Yeah, sure-"
"Bonnie! Ugly Chica! Focus on the task at hand!" Freddy yells.
"Also, how come he gets to kill the new nightguard, I think his old 'father' did enough of that..." Chica explains. Bonnie gets up in her face.
"HEY! My father was the best springsuit murderer this pizzeria has ever KNOWN! Say, where's your old daddy, Fred?"
Freddy shrugs, "His not my dad you sack of nails. And he's over there hiding in the corner." Freddy points to the far side of the stage, where two bright white dots can be seen in the shadows.
"OoooOooooh" The figure echoes.
"You're not scaring anyone Goldilocks," Freddy turns back to the two, "Alright, we will have a competition: Whoever gets to his office first gets him. Bonnie, you take one hall, and Fatty takes the other. Got it?"
Chica puts her hands on her hips, "You know, not enjoying these comments-" Suddenly, a car noise can be heard outside.
"AH! SHUT YOUR BEAK! HE'S HERE!" Freddy yells. The three get in position on the stage. Meanwhile, from the back doors of the restaurant comes a man in a security outfit.
"Ok, let's get this crap over with..." The guard goes into the office and sits down. The office reaks, with cobwebs and rotting metal across the tiny area; the only thing keeping him from barfing is a fan, blowing it all away. On the table in front of him is a telephone, left with voicemails on it from days before. He turns on the first one. A voice sounds through the speaker of the phone.
"Hello? HELLOooo?! Oh yeah, this is a voicemail," The voice says under it's breath, "Uhh, welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria, where our motto is, 'The Pizza here is to die for!'...You know, not the best catchphrase since all those...'shenanigans' from a few years ago- Uhm, anyway, Mike- yeah, Mike, I hope you enjoy your first night at ol' Freddy's! I should also mention that we had an accident and...There is glue on your seat."
"WHAT?!" Mike tries to get up, but is stuck to the chair. "Dang it! WHY?!"
"...So if I were you, I wouldn't sit down- the glue should go away in about six hours...So, here are the rules I need you to follow-" Mike turns the telephone on mute in frustration.
"Man, that guy is annoying" Mike says to himself. The security guard grabs the tablet which shows the hidden cameras throughout the halls of the Pizzeria and flips around. He then turns to the stage webcam, where three animatronics stand motionless. "This is boring..." Mike tells himself. He turns the tablet off and gets on his phone.
Freddy notices the light on the camera in the corner of the dining area has turned off, "Alright, let's see who can get there first! Go, you two, before he turns the camera back on!" Bonnie and Chica nod and jump off the stage and run seperate ways to the office.
Bonnie sneaks his way around the hall as Chica stumbles on pots and pans laying on the kitchen floor. She has trouble getting back up in the pitch black as Bonnie runs towards the office door.
"Finally, my chance to shi-" Bonnie's jaw drops has he looks in the office to see a gorgeous man sitting in a chair. The rabbit stands there in shock, staring at the security guard's dazzling eyes and magical lips. His body too, DELICIOUS. Just then Mike notices that the room is to dark to take a picture on his phone.
"Where is the light switch..." Mike turns to the dark door beside him and, rolling his seat, presses a button that says 'LIGHT'. Instead of getting light, however, Mike is met with Bonnie's surprised face, filled with anticapation.
"AHHHHH!" Mike yells.
"AHHHHH?" Bonnie replies. Mike repeatly punches the door button, closing the door between them. Mike rolls back and panics.
"WHAT-WHAT-WHAT-Ok, it's ok, it's ok-it's not real, your dreaming! Yeah, you're dreaming." Mike opens the door again, where Bonnie is waiting. "...AHHHHH!" He shoves the door down once more.
Bonnie steps back and immediately runs to the dining area, "CHICA? CHICA!" Bonnie yells.
A yellow figure appears from the other hallway, covered in pizza and other food items, "What? Did you kill him already?"
"NO! Chica he's...he's-" Bonnie studders, "-he's HOT!"
"...excuse me?"
"I'M NOT JOKING, GO LOOK FOR YOURSELF!" Bonnie shoves Chica back into the hallway. Chica makes her way through the kitchen and into the side door. She looks through the window.
"Now what is he talking about- OH. MY. GOOOO-" Chica yells staring at Mike, who is surfing through the cameras on the tablet. Mike suddenly hears breathing and slowly goes to press the other light in the room. When he does, Chica's face appears, breathing heavily on the window.
"DEMONS!" Mike yells as he slams the door shut. Chica runs back to the dining area in front of Bonnie.
"WHY IS HE HOT?!" Chica yells.
"I DON'T KNOW, BUT HOW ARE WE GONNA KILL HIM IF HE... LOOKS LIKE THAT?!"
"I'm not sure, but we have to somehow..." Chica ponders.
"...Do we have to kill him?" Bonnie asks. Chica looks at him with confused eyes.
"Of course! Helloooo, we have DEAD CHILDREN in us! We have to kill every security guard until we're 'free' or somethin'." Chica explains.
Bonnie faces the other way, "I-I don't know if I can..." Chica grabs Bonnie and slaps him in the face.
"GET A HOLD ON YOURSELF MAN!" Chica yells, "We can NOT let this get to us!"
"Can you kill him then?" Bonnie asks. Silence falls across the two.
"...Dang it! I can't! But we have to do something..." Chica turns to Bonnie, "...FREDDY!"
"FREDDY!" Bonnie screams as the two run towards the stage.