Prologue
A/N: Ahhhh! I can't believe I'm actually doing this!! I had a sudden inspiration in the middle of the night and this was the result! Word of warning, this will be a yaoi (I'm sorry, I'm addicted to the stuff XD) and if you read the summary you know who will be playing Romeo and Juliet!!!!!! My friend and I debated over who should be who and this is the best we could come up with, so try not to get too pissed XD Oh and I know some of you really love Romeo and Juliet and I do too, but I thought this would be fun to write! So, I am totally open to creative criticism, but any and all flames will be used to cook marshmallows and hot dogs!
Btw I know That Ichigo and Orihime and Chad and Uryuu are all human, but just pretend they all live in Soul Society, mm-Kay? Oh and I'm going to go by the '96 version of the movie because it fits the theme better XD and the beginning may suck due to the fact that I had no idea how to start this! AHHHH FORGIVE MEH!!!!!!
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Cast:
Romeo: Shuuhei
Juliet: Ichigo
Paris: Orihime
Mercutio: Renji
Lord Capulet: Hiyori
Lady Capulet: Shinji
Lord Montegue: Kensei
Lady Montegue: Kuna
Benvolio: Izuru
Tybalt: Shirosaki
Prince: Byakuya
Friar Lawrence: Juushiro
Nurse: Rukia
Balthasar: Hanataro
Sampson: Ikkaku
Gregory: Yumichika
Abraham: Uryuu
other capulet servant: Chad
Toshiro Hitsugaya stood in the middle of the dark room currently wondering how the hell he got sucked into this. He was about to look down at the paper in hands to attempt to read the damned thing when a stage light magically appeared out of no where, blinding the poor captain. Once he regained his eyesight he quickly skimmed the words on the paper before looking in the direction of the reader.
"I'm not reading this crap…" Of course the author doesn't like this response and immediately appears holding a rolled up version of the story.
"Nuh-uh! You're reading it!!!"
"Why should I? It's a waste of my time." The author slapped herself on the face with her papers and slowly pulled it down her face before peering over at the teen from over the top of the papers. Its ok, love, he's just a little brat that the rest of the world thinks is the greatest. Ok, they got a point; he's not that bad, BUT STILL! Why can't he just read the damned lines?
Toshiro sighed before looking back at the paper. "If I read this will you leave me alone?" The author nodded enthusiastically. Hell no, she was lying. But he doesn't need to know that. Shhhhhhhh. The teen sighed and gave the author the beat-it look, which she happily skipped away to. Toshiro cleared his throat.
"Two households, both alike in dignity, in fair Soul Society, where we lay our scene, from ancient grudge break to new mutiny, where civil blood makes civil hands unclean. From forth the fatal loins of these two foes pair of star-crossed lovers take their life; whose misadventured piteous overthrows do with their death bury their parents' strife. The fearful passage of their death-marked love, and the continuance of their parents' rage, which, but their children's end, naught could remove, is now the two hours' traffic of our stage."