"You should consider posting this on one of the fanfic sites. This is great stuff."
On the Kmeme there are misfire comments, basically reviews on fills that have misposted. It's common for the challenge of incorporating the comment's words into a fill, resulting in hilarious one shots.
Ashley tapped her chin in concentration. Rereading the story, she was writing, checking the flow of it fitted. Well technically it wasn't a story. Stories had plots. This. Well it had no plot at all. It was... smut. She shook her head, silently cursing Tali for showing her the movie, Fleet and the Flotilla. The cheesiness of it had stuck in her head and immediately made her think of forbidden love.
And that trail of thinking had made her revisit those days when she was on a boring backwater colony assignment. Back then she'd seen many of her squad mates, lusting after each other. Ashley had ended up filling her time up by writing smut about the couples and posting it on her tumblr account. She never put their second names and made sure it couldn't be linked back to her.
Yet her she was, helping Commander Jane Shepard hunt down a dangerous Turian Spectre. And what does she do in her spare time, When she's meant to be cleaning and modding armour and weapons?
She writes smut around her commanding officer and her other best friend. What the frak was wrong with her? Oh, she was just going to blame the puppy eye looks Kaidan gave Shepard when her back was turned or the lustful glances Shepard gave Kaidan when his back was turned or the way she admired his 'asset'
She was so focused on her story (AKA Shameless smut), she didn't notice someone came up behind her and start reading over her shoulder. Ashley only realised when that person spoke:
"You should consider posting this on one of the fanfic sites. This is great stuff." Ashley froze at the voice as the shame of being caught hitting her like a tonne of bricks. Then the realisation that the person who'd caught her was one of the characters hit her, which pretty much felt like being biotic charged by a Krogan.
" This isn't what it looks like Kaidan..." A few beats as an amused Kaidan raised an eyebrow. "Okaay... maaaybeee it is..."