"Ho-oh!"
"Lugia!"
"Ho-oh!"
"Lugia!"
"HO-OH!"
"LUGIA!"
"HO-HO!"
"You're just in denial!"
"Me? In denial? Ha! You're the one who's in denial! Ho-oh is better and you know it!"
"Water-types beat Fire-types!"
"Who cares? Ho-oh is cooler!"
"Lugia is a master of both water and air! Ho-oh's only a faster of air!"
"And Fire! Fire can burn things down!"
"Water can put Fire out!"
"Fire is destructive!"
"So is water!"
"Fire can make things explode!"
"…Alright, I'll give you that one. But Lugia is still beter!"
"Wrong!"
"Right!"
"Oh yeah? Well can Lugia do this? Ho-oh use Sacred Fire!"
Ho-oh used Sacred Fire! Tony was burnt to a crisp!
"Yeah? How about this! Lugia! Hydro Pump!"
Lugia use Hydro Pump! Enia was thrown against a wall!
"Impressive, I'll admit. But Ho-oh is a palindrome!"
"Water still beats fire!"
"But I can name my Ho-oh Oh-ho the Ho-oh!"
"That's kinda cool, but Lugia is still better!"
"Is not!"
"Is too!"
"Is not!"
"Is too!"
"Ho-oh can use Psychic type attacks!"
"Lugia can use Flying type attacks!"
Enia smashes Tony over the head with a hammer! Tony is turned into Mini Tony!
"Wa-ha-ha! You're even shorter now!"
"Lugia use Aerial Ace!"
Lugia used Aerial Ace! Enia dodged!
"Ha ha! You missed! Ho-oh retaliate! Use Sacred Fire!"
Ho-oh used Sacred Fire! Tony was burnt to a crisp! Again!
"You will never win!"
"Yeah? What if I bring out my… Giratina!
"Arceus is better!"
"Giratina had to be banished to the Distortion World for its violence!"
"Arceus is, like, the god of all Pokémon!"
"Giratina use Shadow Force!"
Giratina used Shadow Force! Tony was blasted to smithereens!
"Would you two shut up and do your work?"
"Sorry, Mr. Reeve."
"Ho-oh is still better."
"Is not!"
"Is too."
"Is not."
"How about Darkrai? He's pretty cool."
"I can agree with you on that."
"But Ho-ho is still better."
"IS not!"
A/N – And all 'cause I brought a Ho-oh figurine to school. Well, this isn't exactly what happened, but, you know, close enough. And Mr. Reeve didn't actually yell at us; he wasn't even there that day and we weren't that loud.
So, what do you think? Ho-oh? Or Lugia? Say Ho-oh's better so I can laugh in Tony's face!