Melanie and her best friend JoJo are doing their afternoon work out when Melanie stops because someone catches her eye.
JoJo: "Dude, what the hell?"
Melanie hugs the medicine ball that JoJo tossed at her and gestures with her eyes over towards the corner of the WWE Performance Center. JoJo follows her eyes and sees a group of male WWE talent working out together and shrugs her shoulders.
JoJo: "And you stopped mid rep because there's a group of men standing at the weights? Wow, Mel next you'll tell me there are a group of women standing in the women's locker room."
Melanie: "No, asshole. I didn't stop because there are men at the weights."
She chucks the medicine ball at her and this time JoJo stops to hold it.
JoJo: "Then what's the big deal? There are men all over in here. I can spot at least twenty off the top of my head. Why is that particular group catching your attention?"
Melanie: "Because I recognize two of them."
JoJo: "I can name 5 out of the twenty that I recognize right now. Yesterday, Seth Rollins and Dean Ambrose were over here. Why are a couple of newbies so damn interesting that you have to stop and give them the "Where do I know you from?" stare of contemplation?"
Melanie: "Well, the big tall one looks like a dude I went to school with back at NYU. The short one you can't possibly miss wearing those crazy leopard print pants and that insane hair. That red headed bitch is Eva Marie and that other chick is Natalya. Now, I don't know who Miss obviously fake, plastic boobs over there are with them, but I've seen her with Emma."
JoJo: "OK and I recognize Fin Balor and Baron Corbin. Where is this conversation going, other than interrupting my warm-up?"
Melanie: "You sound like Dean the other day. I'm just making an observation. Chill out. No, but that big guy is so damn familiar to me. Other than seeing him wrestle, obviously."
JoJo: "Does the name Collin Cassady ring any bells?"
Melanie: "The only bell that goes off with that name i SAWFT. He always yells that in the damn ring right before he kicks someone with his huge ass boot."
JoJo: "Then I suggest we finish our warm-up. If you can put together a memory that doesn't involve wrestling with him, he's the dude from school you know. If not, you just checked out an incredibly hot dude with the most amazing blue eyes I've ever seen."
Melanie: "Crazy boy has amazing blue eyes too."
JoJo: "That fool is funny as hell. I can't talk to him without laughing at him. He's hard to take seriously some times. His real name is Eric, but everyone calls him Enzo."
Melanie: "Yes. I'm familiar with Enzo Amore and Big Cass. Duh, we are on the same roster."
A familiar voice comes up behind Melanie and about scares the living daylights out of her.
Sami: "Is something interesting over there?"
Melanie: "Son, you almost got clocked. Don't do that to me."
Sami: "I'm not your son. We are the same age."
Melanie: "And you look like your 48 as opposed to 28."
Sami: "Oh, you got jokes. There by the grace of God, and all that stuff."
Melanie: "No. I couldn't possibly do half the stupid ass crap you did and get away with it."
Sami: "I prefer the term creative. I was never stupid."
Melanie: "I beg to differ. Does Ultraviolent wresting sound familiar? You shouldn't have to risk your life to have fun."
Sami: "That, my darling baby girl will be something you will never understand."
Melanie: "You're right. I'm not that hard up for thrills like you and Mox were."
Sami: "He's grown up too. Even if we don't talk as much as we used to."
JoJo: "Why don't you talk to him anymore? You two were inseparable."
Sami: "Let's just say there were some nasty demons between us and he fought them harder than me."
He makes a gesture with his nose like someone doing drugs and JoJo nods.
JoJo: "I see said the blind lady."
Sami: "And the deaf dog heard."
Melanie: "Can I help you with something, Mr. Deaf dog?"
Sami: "Can't an older brother just come over and say "hi" to his unofficial sister?"
Melanie: "Unofficial sister? That's a new one. You usually are the first one to defend how just because we aren't blood related doesn't mean we aren't blood."
Meanwhile, over with Big Cass and Enzo,
Enzo: "Dude, that hot chick over there has been giving you the eye all day."
Big Cass looks up to see who Enzo is talking about and sees Melanie and JoJo talking with Sami Callahan AKA Solomon Crowe.
Big Cass: "There are two hot chicks over there. Which one is it? The one talking to Crowe or the little mixed chick."
Enzo: "They both look like mixed chicks to me but, the one Crowe's arm are leaning on and looks irritated."
Big Cass: "Brown hair, green eyes and is wearing red shorts and white shirt that says NYU on it."
Enzo: "That would be her. She was giving you the "how you doin'" look earlier before Crowe started bugging her to death."
Big Cass: "That's because Crowe and her are like family. He grew up next door to her. Her name is Melanie."
Enzo: "So, you know little hot chick and her friend."
Big Cass: "She went to school with me before I came on to NXT. I haven't seen her in forever. That's probably why she was looking over here. She's not checking me out. She's remembering my face other than from the wrestling ring."
Enzo: "So, what's her deal and is her friend single cuz she's hot as hell."
