MFL AND BG14 BRING U, LUCKY U, "HORATIO'S DAY OFF".
Kat (aka mfl) and Bg14 (aka Liv) are sitting at the computer. Bored out of their minds they decide to call horatio to have some fun. (Mahwah) mean while in the IBA squad room One very annoying Rick Stetler was planning on ruining Horatio's day but he had got word that horatio was spending his day with Kat And Liv.
Over at the CsI: Miami lab
" Hey Ryan where's H at" Liv asked calming debating over weather to hug Ryan or just handcuff him to her.
" AHHH NO I haven't seen him. Why don't you check his office. And whats with that look" he asked backing away. "nothing," liv replied innocently.
Just then horatio walked past. " "I see him." Kat yelled, "give me those sunglasses." she demanded diving on him and knocking him over. "What the f"horatio cried. "sorry" liv said, " this is g rated." meanwhile ryan was bust'n a gut laughing. Kat grabbed Horatio's sunglasses and snapped them in half then froze in fear. Liv walked over to kat and shook her violently, "saying I knew this would happen, kat it's ok." "no it's not he touched me, everything he touches dies" she wailed. " for god sakes calm down, you mulled me it's not my fault stop wiggin out," he explained pulling out another pair of sun glasses. "ok liv said now that we're all sane kat and I have a job for you two" liv said dangerously. "Ready kat, 1 2 3, go," liv said diving on ryan while kat got horatio. After a few minutes of fighting horatio and ryan we're officially tied up. "ok what was the point of tying us up," ryan said said nervously. "and how did you manage that." " Cause we wanted too" Liv said excitedly " why do we get the crazy ones." ryan said frustrated " anyway you guys up for some rick bashing" kat said happily slowly untying the duo.
"why us?" horatio asked both Liv and Kat. "cause ryan is da man who no one appreciates and cause he cuter den Eric!" Liv said happily running over and jumping on ryan's back screaming for a piggy back ride. "yes! finally someone who agrees with me " Ryan said Happily" and your reason Kat for picking me is?" Horatio asked worriedly that she might break his glasses again. " cause you have the touch of death" Kat said darkly ( me and my friend have this joke about it) while laughing manically mawhmawhmawhmawh!! " huh?! How do I have the touch of death?" " take this one away Liv" kat said comically. " well let me see!" she said still on ryan's back. " when Timmy died you touched his shoulder like 5 minute before. Then like when yo wife died after you took care those mala nocha guys like gunslinger James bond assassin style like wooosh den like bang bang mother fker." " yah know this is still G-rated right" Kat said frustrated " sorry any the whos. You almost got Eric killed then let us not forget dear old Ray Caine." as Liv finished Horatio came into realization that everything he did touch dies. " your right you both are right. Everything I touch dies." horatio said loudly as everyone slowly backed away. Then as everyone was having fun Rick walked into the room holding a purple Ipod with a batman symbol on the back with ice blue head phones. He was singing It Ends tonight by All American Rejects
"It ends tonight it ends tonight'
"When darkness turns to light it ends tonight"
Rick sang horribly. " did a cat just while on a chalk board?" kat asked no one unparticular. Ryan sighed and said "isn't that your Ipod Liv" Liv jumped off of his back and started to run over to Rick screaming at him to give back her Ipod. Rick paid no attention and kept on singing. " wahhhhh!! My Ibuddy nooo give him back now now now!" Liv said sadly. Ryan went over to Rick and punched him in the face waited for a reaction. Rick only said " Mr. Wolfe you just assaulted a police officer" he said smugly. " Well" ryan replied " you son of a bitch you stole a 14 year olds Ipod now give it back or I'll use force if I have to." And and I'll call my friend Bobby" Liv said still sobbing a little. " also Rick take into effect I know where you live!" horatio said in his I-dare-you-to voice. And Rick being the dumb a he was dared it. He simply said "no" and was about to walk away when a man about 6'4 with salt and pepper hair in a black trench coat with a detective like suite on and size 13 shoes. " who are you?" Rick asks a little nervous. " I'm Liv and Kats friend Bobby. And I hate to see either of them crying so if I where you I would give back her ipod and apologize to these nice people for having to listen to you sing." Bobby said with his Don't-fuck-with-me stare
" yah boi!" Kat said happily " dude you are soooo not gangster." Liv joked to Kat with that Rick gave back Liv her Ipod and Kat's All American Reject CD he also stole. " why do you people hate me so much?" Rick asked while Bobby, Horatio And, Ryan tied him up and hung him up on the pole outside of the office. "well Rick" Kat and Liv said in two different pair of Horatio Sunglasses " you're an Ass hole who is just to annoying to stop annoying other people." " plus" Liv added " I love to hate you!" the group laughed happily and decide to get ice cream and go to Disney World to hang out with Mickey and Goffey and the gang.
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