We never were really a thing. I never thought of us as such. We were just good friends that said "I love you" to each other a lot.
I guess I kind of ruined that friendship in a way.
Judy and I were on a stake out one night. Not much was happening. So I figured I'd make conversation. "So what do you plan on doing for vacation carrots?" I asked with a slight grin. "Oh you know, maybe go home for a few days." I nodded. "I'm sure that'll be fun. What'll you do there?" She rolled her eyes. "I'll see my family when I'm there, you big doofus" She paused for a second and looked at me. "What'll you be doing?" I turned my head away from her and shrugged. "I dunno. I haven't talked to my mom in ages, so it'd be weird if I just showed up and said 'hey mom I'm home'." Out of the corner of my eye I saw her Pat my knee. "If you want, you could come to my family's home and hang out with us."
I turned my head back to face her. "If it's no trouble, I mean isn't your family anti-fox?" She grinned. "No it'd be fun to show you around bunnyburrow, and are you kidding me? My parents work with a fox." I gave her a sly little smirk. "Well, to answer your previous question, I Do know what I will be doing for vacation. I'll be with you and the other carrots." She gave me a punch in the shoulder and said "good."
Little did I know My life was about to get odd.
Odder than it already was.
I mean like really odd.
A whole series of events that'll take about a novel's length to cover.
I happen to be an excellent narrator, so don't worry.