CSI Miami (Justice League Edition)
Summary: What happens when the Justice League switches bodies with Horatio Caine's crime lab? Chaos ensues as they figure out how to cope with these temporary changes.
a/n: I made it to where the Justice League members got stuck in the bodies of the CSI that they are most like.
List of which member of the Justice League is stuck in which member of Horatio Caine's crime lab's body:
Flash-Ryan Wolfe
Superman- Jesse Cardoza
Batman: Frank Tripp
J'onn J'onnz: Eric Delko
Wonder Woman: Natalia Boa Vista
Shayera/Hawk Girl: Calleigh Duquesne
Green Lantern: Horatio Caine
Chapter 1 This Can't Be Right
Wally West woke up on a seemingly normal morning but little did he know, it was all about to change as soon as he got out of bed. The sun was shining through the window, something that seemed weird to him considering he'd spent the night in the Watchtower due to his apartment having to be fumigated for cockroaches. He got out of bed and to his horror, felt like he was 5 inches shorter. He ran to the mirror and screamed after he saw his appearance. He peered looked into the face of a 5'8" man with bright green eyes and short dark brown hair.
"Oh… My…. Gosh!" he exclaimed. He had yet to realized that there was a woman in the bed that he had just gotten out of. He heard her yawn and say,
"Diana to Watchtower, beam me back please… Hello? J'onn?" Diana got out of bed and made eye contact with Wally. "Who are you and what are you doing in this bedroom? What am I doing in this bedroom? Why does my voice sound like this?"
Wally was taken aback by the beautiful woman who Diana had switched bodies with to answer. He finally snapped out of it.
"Diana, it's me Wally. Do you remember the Miami Dade Crime Lab that we saved from the Joker and Lex Luthor teaming up to steal evidence from and eventually kidnapped the 6 day shift CSIs and Lieutenant? Well um I think we switched bodies with the team," said Wally.
"Ok who's body are you in and prove that you're really Wally," Diana replied, starting to relax a little as she looked at herself in the mirror.
Wally pulled out the I.D of Ryan Wolfe and read it.
"I'm 'Ryan Wolfe', your badge says Natalia Boa Vista," replied Wally, tossing Diana her badge.
"Wow! Natalia is beautiful… And short," said Diana. Wally grabbed Ryan's cellphone and scrolled through the contacts. He called Calleigh's number first, since he figured it was Shayera.
Wally: Shayera, it's Wally, I'm in Ryan Wolfe's body. WonderWoman is in Natalia Boa Vista's body.
Shayera: How do you know that?
Wally: I kinda woke up next to her. I think Ryan and Natalia are dating
Shayera: Obviously, I already know who's body J'onn is in. He's in Eric Delko's body. Eric is about 6'1" and Cuban. Calleigh and Eric were apparently dating prior to the body switch.
Wally: Ok that just leaves Clark, Bruce, and John. *laughs* I think I know exactly who's body Bruce is in. I'll call you back, meet me and Diana at the Miami Dade Crime Lab.
Shayera: I'm on it. I'll tell J'onn.
*they hung up*
Wally called the number to Frank Tripp's cell next and sure enough, he found Bruce.
Wally: *laughs* Hi Bats
Bruce: Not a word Wally, not a word.
Wally: *doubles over laughing* You're in a fat bald man's body!
Bruce: Correction! I'm partially bald. Also, Clark is in Jesse Cardoza's body. I called Walter Simmons' cellphone and he is the only CSI that didn't switch bodies with one of the other League members. This also means that John is in Horatio's body.
Wally: Isn't Horatio the creepy red-headed dude that sounds like you?
Bruce: Yes. By the way, they already discovered that we switched, Frank just called me from the watchtower. They want to meet us at the Crime Lab at noon. Get dressed and then go over there. It's about 11:00 right now
Wally: Ok, I'll tell Diana *hangs up*
One hour later
The Justice League in CSI form met up with the CSIs in Justice League form, in a hidden location close to the lab.
"Ok how are we going to manage to switch back?" asked Horatio, who was in Green Lantern's body.
"I don't know. BAHAHAHA BATMAN'S OLD FAT AND PARTIALLY BALD!" exclaimed Wally, laughing.
"Hey! I take offense to that!" said Frank in Batman form.
"Do we have to switch back? I am loving this mace!" exclaimed Calleigh.
"I know right, I am loving this body, I don't have wings anymore!" cried Shayera, happily.
"By the way, we know your secret identities because I've been called J'onn at least a million times in the past hour," said Eric.
"I knew that would happen," said Clark.
"I want my body back as soon as possible, I do not look good in red," said Natalia.
"Hey!" exclaimed Diana.
"Natalia, you look hot in red," said Ryan, drooling at Natalia in Wonder Woman form.
"Flash and Wonder Woman never dated and never will date so stop flirting with Natalia in Wonder Woman form," said John Smith in Horatio's body.
The two teams looked at each other.
"Ok how do we switch back?" asked Eric.
Will they ever switch back into the right bodies? Will they ever figure out how they switched bodies in the first place?
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