"Hello! And welcome to this years Comic Relief!" Said Ant.
Ant and Dec The British comedian's were stood on a stage in front of hundreds of people. Behind them was a large screen with the big red words 'Comic Relief' on it.
"He's Ant!" Dec said pointing to the person next to him.
"And He's Dec!" Ant said pointing to the person next to him.
"Over the years we have done Comic Relief version's of your every day TV shows." Ant said.
"Doctor Who, Eastenders, Coronation Street and even Harry Potter, are just some of the few." Dec said.
"But today we do a Primeval Comic Relief Special!" Ant said.
The crowd cheered.
"Everyone you will now see has given there time to Comic Relief to film this one-off episode, for free." Dec said.
"Including us! The only payment we have been given, is a quick snog with Cheryl Cole." Ant said.
"That's right actually, In fact, Its probably my turn around about now." Dec said looking at his watch.
"So, I'm going to go find the X-Factor lovely. GOODBYE!" Dec said running a bit to quickly to the end of the stage.
"Ok, And now it's Time for Part 1 of are Primeval Comic Relief Speical, It Start's off where last Week's episode left us." Ant said as Dec ran down the stage stairs.
"Let's just remind you were that was..." Ant said turning around and pointing at the screen behind him.
"DANNY!" Abby shouted. Connor and Abby were sat holding each other in the middle of a road. Abby's mascara was running down her cheeks, and Connor has a large blood gash on the side of his face. Both of them were crying. Next to them was a tipped over double Decker Bus. Part's of the bus were on fire, and all the windows were smashed.
"I'm over here!" A voice came from up the road. Abby and Connor both turned to see Danny standing 10 feet away from them.
"Danny!" Abby shouted standing up.
"Danny! You're alright!" Connor shouted, also standing up.
"Where's the Rex?" Danny asked approaching Connor.
"I don't know, I think Marven and Matt got it back through the Anomaly." Connor said taking a step closer to Danny.
"Good, It will give us some time to find Lester, where did you last see him?" Danny said coming to a hault infront of Connor.
Abby began to explain. "We last saw him when the Quetzalcoatlus was by the lake-" Abby was cut off by the sound of three gun shots.
Connor, Danny and Abby all looked at each other.
Suddenly Danny's eyes rolled to the top of his head and he fell to the ground with a 'thud'.
"DANNY!" Abby shouted crouching down next to his body.
"OK! Cut!" A voice shouted. Abby backed away from Danny's body. Danny groaned as he began to stand up.
"Hit my head when I fell." Danny laughed holding onto his head. "You OK Jason?" Connor asked holding his hand out to Danny.
"I'm fine honestly." Danny said taking Connor's hand and pulling himself up.
"Ok! That's a rap, everyone back to there dressing rooms!" A voice shouted again.
"Why did we have to have a London Bus in this shoot?" Tim Haines asked walking in front of Connor, Danny and Abby.
A man run up to him from behind. The man was Adrian Hodges. "Well, I thought it would help show the damage that the Rex did to London." Adrian told Tim walking next to him.
"Well, I don't like it. You're luckily that was the best shoot we have done yet, otherwise that bus would be out of hear!" Tim said stepping over a broken lamp post.
"Well, I will consider myself very luckily, sir." Adrian said, also stepping over the lamp post.
"So you should." Tim said walking over to a fallen telephone box. Tim and Adrian sat down on the fallen telephone box.
"So, onto the next episode, who shot Dann-" Tim was interrupted by Connor.
"Mr. Haines, I was wondering If I could have a moment of your time?" Connor asked approching Tim and Adrian. "Of course Andrew, What can I do for you?" Tim asked.
"Well, I have a story line." Connor said. "I see, what happens?" Tim asked Connor, pointing to a empty space next to him.
"Well, You know on the moment that Abby is in her early stage's of Pregnancy? Well, I thought that could Connor cheat on Abby and get back together with Caroline Steel." Connor said sitting down next to Adrian. Tim nodded.
"Nothing serious, It's only because she cant keep her hands off him, when ever they see each other she has to try to grope him because he's that sexy and fit, and lets face it, I am. And, It gets better, Abby finds out. And she forgives him, knowing how hard it is to keep women off him. So, she suggests, A threesome. What do ya think?" Connor said with a giant smile on his face. Tim nodded.
"Well, Its a very interesting idea. And I will try my best to get it into next weeks script." Tim told Connor. Connors eye's grew wide. "Thank you boss, Thank you!" Connor said smiling shaking Tim's hand. Connor then stood up and walked away with a giant smile on his face.
"Where you serious about a Connor, Abby and Caroline threesome sir?" Adrian asked. "Of course not." Tim laughed.
"So, what's happening next episode?" Tim asked Adrian.
"Well, the reveal of who shot Danny Quinn, Becker and Sarah's honeymoon and the Becklespinax escapes from the ARC." Adrian said pulling out a clipboard from behind him.
"Ah, who did shoot him?" Tim asked.
"We don't know yet." Adrian said looking at his clipboard.
Tim's eye's grew wide. "What do you mean we don't know who shot him!" Tim said looking at Adrian.
"We-well Its the only way we could stop the press finding out. By not knowing are self's." Adrian said looking at Tim.
"Well, Who's stupid idea was that!" Tim said.
"Um, your's sir." Adrian said. Tim began to stand up.
"Right, well, Call a story-bored conference. Its time to decide who shot Danny Quinn!" Tim said standing up. Adrian and Tim then stood up and walked away.
The Door of the Phone box they were sat on was suddenly flung open. Lester and Becker crawled out. The both looked at each other. They smiled evilly.
"Do these muffin's have blueberry in them?" Nigel Marven asked holding up a muffin.
Nigel Marven, Connor Temple, Abby Maitland, Danny Quinn, Sarah Page, Helen Cutter, Jess Parker and Matt Anderson were all stood in the cafeteria. The Cafeteria was a small room, with three table's and a buffet. Connor, Helen, Abby and Danny were sat down at one of the table's eating lunch, while Sarah, Jess, Matt and Nigel were stood by the buffet.
"Don't think so Nigel." Matt said picking up a turkey leg. "Good, Hate blueberry's." Nigel said taking bite out off the muffin in his hand.
"So, how has the show been without me?" Helen asked Abby.
"It's been, ok. It's just not the same without you though, Juilet." Abby said taking a bite out off her sand which.
"Yeah, you just cant get another Helen Cutter." Connor said chopping down on a turkey leg.
"Ya glad I'm back now though are'nt ya?" Helen asked taking a drink of her orange juice.
Connor, Abby and Danny laughed. "Of course we are." Danny said swallowing a chip.
Suddenly the door to the Cafeteria was flung open.
Lester and Becker ran inside. "Everyone! There having a story bored meeting to work out who shot Danny!" Lester said pointing at Danny.
"We have to do something!" Becker said.
"Yeah, And we have to do it know! Come on!" Lester said running out of the room.
"Hurry!" Becker said running out after him. Danny, Helen, Connor and Abby jumped out of there seat's and raced towards the door. Jess, Matt, Nigel and Sarah all ran out after them as well.
"Are the Writer's in?" Tim asked Adrian. Tim and Adrian were in a office. Adrian was sat at his desk printing out some papers. Tim was stood at his desk.
There on there way." Tim said. "I see." Adrian said.
"But before you can speak to them you still need to pick which creature's for next season, Do the auditions for 'Lewis Hadley' the new Character and hire a baby, to play Connor and Abby's Baby." Adrian said typing onto his key bored.
"Ok, what time is the Story Bored Conference?" Tim asked.
"1:30-" Adrian was cut off when Rex the Coelurosauravus flew down and landed on his keyboard.
"Rex!" Adrian shouted jumping back in his chair.
"Rex, move! Your messing up the Series 6 Trailer!" Adrian told Rex.
Rex continued to sit on his Key Bored, making all random things pop up on his computer.
"Rex!" Adrian said picking Rex up in his hands. "There, now dont bother me again! I'm busy!" Adrian said placing Coelurosauravus on the floor.
"So, As I was saying, 1:30 PM. 1:00 if the traffic is good." Adrian said leaning back in his chair.
"Ah, good." Tim said beginning to walk away.
"Oh wait sir! Mr. Timmy Mallet is here to see you, again." Adrian said. Tim's eye's grew wide.
"Hey sir!" A voice came from behind Tim.
Tim turned around, only to see Timmy Mallet stood a couple of feet behind him, dressed in a colourful Hawaiian shirt, bright yellow shorts and huge yellow glasses.
Tim turned back to Adrian's desk. "Call Security!" Tim whispered to Adrian.
"On it." Adrian whispered back picking up the telephone.
Tim turned back to Timmy. "Tim, I've got it this time-" Timmy began.
"Yes but Mr. Mallet, we have discussed this seventeen times.We don't need you on Primeval." Tim said trying to walk past Timmy, but Timmy blocked him.
"Yes, but this time I really got it! Hotdogs!" Timmy said.
"What!" Tim asked.
"I could be a chef at the ARC who cook's Connor Hot Dogs!" Timmy said smiling.
"Go away!" Tim said trying to get past Timmy, but was once again blocked.
"What about Lester?" Timmy asked.
"What about him!" Tim said.
"Well I could be his long lost Son!" Timmy said smiling.
"No!" Tim yelled.
"What about Abby's flat?" Timmy asked.
"What about it?" Tim yelled.
"Well, I could be the land lord, It's only a small role alright? You can call him Bob the land lord and every episode he knocks on Abby's door yelling about the rent." Timmy said with a grin.
"Leave me alone!" Tim yelled trying to get past him.
Tim began to back away from Timmy, but Timmy just edged closer.
"Well, I could be one of Sarah's class mate's at university, always trying to uncover her secret-"
"No!"
"- or myself, but I travel through a Anomaly-"
"Please Go away!"
"- or Becker's brother-"
"No!"
"- or Nick's Half-Brother-"
"NO!" Tim shouted.
Tim was now completely back against a wall.
The door the the office was suddenly flung open and two Large Security Officers burst into the room.
They grabbed Timmy Mallet by the Arm's and began to drag him out the room.
"Or Jess's boyfriend, or somebody from the future, or Abby's secret love" Timmy continued as they dragged him out off the room.
"Or The Person who shot Dan-" Timmy was cut off when the door was slammed shut.
"Thank god for that." Tim whispered.
"Your welcome." Adrian mumbled.
"I thought I told you about him!" Tim told Adrian.
"I'm sorry, he's very convince sir." Adrian said looking up at Tim.
"Look, no more, Rock-stars, Pop stars, comedians, actress's or chiefs using this show to re-light there cor-" Tim was cut off when Rex flew past him and landed on the floor.
"Ok, so, who ever they pick will be killed of quickly by the other cast members." Lester said.
Lester, Becker, Nigel, Danny, Helen, Matt, Jess, Connor and Abby were all stood in a dark room. The room has one table, one chair a bucket and a mop.
"Yeah, he's right. I mean, If its Matt who shot him, It wont be long before he gets killed." Jess said.
"Exactly, that's why we need to know who there are going to pick!" Becker said.
"Yeah because, say it was somebody your in a relationship with, you would be alone on the show! We cant let that happen!" Abby said looking at Connor.
"And if your newly-wedd's, what then?" Sarah said looking at Becker.
"So, who's it gonna be? I mean, It cant be that bad can it? Sure It wouldn't be long before your kicked off the show, but it would be the headline on every New's Paper 'The Man Who Shot Danny Quinn." Nigel said.
"Oi, who said it had to be a man?" Helen said.
"Yeah exactly." Abby said.
"It could be anyone of us!" Lester said.
"Well, At least I'm ok." Danny said smiling, crossing his arms.
"Yeah, just what we need for the most cocky person in the show, to have something to be cocky about!" Matt said.
"We are not going to get anywhere arguing with each other!" Lester said.
"We are here to find out who did the shooting." Becker said.
"And how are we going to find out who did that?" Jess asked.
"The Writers are doing that right now! That's why we need to find a way in there!" Connor said.
"Oh yeah, how?" Jess asked Connor.
"Well that's why we are here, daring." Connor said in a cocky attitude.
"Yeah, and here's the plan." Lester said walking over the a wall.
On the wall were some blinds. Lester grabbed the blinds and lifted them up. On the other side of the blinds, there was not a window, but a drawing. Two Drawings. The First drawing had a picture of a person standing on another person's shoulders and looking into a window, next to it was the words 'Plan A'. Below that picture was a drawing of a person in a catapult being aimed at a window, next to it was the words 'Plan B'.
"How high is that window?" Matt said pointing at the window in the top drawing.
"13 feet" Connor said.
"Um, Nigel who tall are you?" Matt asked Nigel.
"Um, 5.8." Nigel said.
"Ben?" Matt asked Becker.
"Um, I don't know." Becker said.
"Well, I would guess around 5.9, maybe 6.1?" Matt said.
Becker shrugged his shoulders.
"We need somebody who's 3 foot tall." Matt said.
Everybody slowly looked at Abby.
"What?" She asked.
"Well, Hannah, you are the smallest one here." Connor said.
"Ok fine, I'll do it." Abby said putting her hands on her hips.
"Ok, Ben can get on Nigel's shoulders and Hannah can go on top!" Matt said smiling.
Everybody was silent.
"Oh come on guys, It's worth a shot!" Connor said.
"Eeny meeny miny mo. Ok, Matt." Cameron McAllister said.
Cameron McAllister, Paul Frift, Dominik Scherrer and James Hannigan were all sat in a conference room. In The middle on the conference room was a long table. Cameron and Paul were sat on one side, while Dominik and James were sat on the other. In one corner on the room was a fileing cabinet which said 'Primeval: Story Bored' on it. In another corner of the room was a fern. Cameron and Paul had a big piece of paper in front of them, with the pictures of every Primeval Character there has ever been on it. Dominik is leaning back in his chair, making a paper aeroplane. And James was texting on his phone.
"Eeny meeny miny mo. Connor. So Matt has a affair with Connor?" Cameron said pointing to a picture of Connor.
"No." Cameron and Paul said at the same time, shaking there heads.
"Hey, I have a idea." Dominik said pulling his chair to the table.
"Why doesnt, Connor cheat on Abby with Sarah. And then, They all have a threesome." Dominik said throwing his paper airoplane.
"How much did he pay you to say that?" Paul asked. "£10, well actually he asked me to suggest a orgy between Connor, Abby, Sarah and Caroline." Dominik said, watching his paper airplane fly.
Suddenly a Coelurosauravus glided down from the rafters and tackled Dominik's Paper airplane.
Both the Coelurosauravus and the crumpled airplane landed on the table.
Dominik laughed.
"Good boy Rex." He said petting the creatures head.
Suddenly the door to the conference room was flung open and Tim Haines entered, followed by Adrian Hodges.
"It's Time." Tim said walking around the table to the master chair at the front.
"We have a lot to get through, so i need creative, imaginative ideas" Tim said standing at the front of the table, with Adrian beside him.
"This is the big one." Tim explained.
"In 10 minutes Time, We will know who shot Danny Quinn." Tim said smiling evily.
Hi, um, Hi. I'm called Terri Iwrin, lol not in real life. Very First Fanfiction! lol
I love writeing, but only on paper, my boyfriend got me onto fanfiction. This is based on the EastEnders Comic Relief episode.
This is my very first fic so please be nice, I would really like you all to review my story, to tell me what needs in proveing!
Abby Maitland is my Role-Model!