Disclaimer: We don't own Harvest Moon.
A/N: Okay, so my friend Samara and I wrote this random parody of Harvest Moon. It's sort of about Bob. Enjoy!
Good Dessert: A Bob Parody
Once upon a time, a girl named Claire moved to Flower Bud Village.
Over the next few days, she goes around and meets all of the eligible bachelors in town.
First, she met Jamie, and pretended not to notice when one of the Harvest Sprites used a typo of his name, saying "Jaime" instead of "Jamie". Claire wasn't sure whether "Jaime" was a girl or a boy, or even how to spell his name, but she knew that she needed to ship more stuff than him, because it seemed like whenever there was a storm and she couldn't go outside he always shipped stuff anyway.
He must sleep in his barn... she thought, and shrugged it off.
But then, she wondered, if Jamie shipped stuff on these impossible-to-go-outside days, how did Bob (who looks like the Terminator) get outside to collect it...?
So she decided to go ask him. She went to the Perch Inn, where he would be eating Gwen's cooking, because he was a creepy stalker who followed Gwen everywhere.
When Claire was walking down the street to the inn, Bob was standing outside, but she didn't notice until she was halfway in the door, but then when she turned and looked inside, he had suddenly appeared there too.
"Creepy..." she said, and walked up to him.
"Hey Bob,--" she started, but he cut her off, yelling,
"GOOD DESSERT!!!" and doing a weird Elvis dance while pointing at his grape soda.
Is grape soda even dessert??? Wondered Claire.
But this was so distracting, that Claire forgot why she was even there in the first place, and went to ask Kurt and Joe about a chicken coop.
*One Day Later...*
Clare stood in front of her newly finished chicken coop, trying to stuff her bed into it.
Blue walked up to her and asked,
"What the heck are you doing?!"
"I'm moving into this chicken coop, so that when it's too stormy to go outside, I can still ship stuff like Jamie." Said Claire.
"I thought it was Jaime." said Blue.
The End.