shrug don't ask...it's wacked out and completely off my usual songfics, but at least it's an update, eh? For some reason it fills me with an urge to kill Sauron's embodiment in my former school (twitch, twitch Smith-Smith). I'm telling you, anyone to have the last name of Smith-Smith must be pretty stupid, let alone evil....
Disclaimer: Me no own. Me only have wonderful, wonderful leatherbound trilogy that was a gift because I was "leaving Middle Earth--School...never to return."
Bloody Dark Lord Guy (to the tune of Bloody Valentine by Good Charlotte)
Oh, my love, please don't cry
I'll kill my bloody orcs and we'll start a new life
I helped kill the eye
And called you on the palantir to take off my disguise
Just in time to hear you cry
When you mourn the death of your bloody Dark Lord guy
The night he died
You mourned the death of your bloody Dark Lord guy
One last time
Singing...
Oh my love please don't cry I'll kill my bloody orcs
And we'll start a new life
I don't know much at all, I don't know wrong from right
All I know is that I love you tonight
There were...
Humans and Urik-hai
The rain came down so hard that night and the
Humans said Halidir died
No living orc was left to find
When you mourn the death of your bloody Dark Lord guy
The night he died
You mourned the death of your bloody Dark Lord guy
One last time
Singing...
Oh my love please don't cry I'll kill my bloody orcs
And we'll start a new life
I don't know much at all, I don't know wrong from right
All I know is that I love you tonight
Tonight...
He killed elves off I followed him, one
Then I stood outside his dark gate of doom, oh
Standing before him he missed the hobbits do
What they knew they had to do 'cause they hate the Dark Lord, too
Oh my love please don't cry I'll kill my bloody orcs
And we'll start a new life
I don't know much at all, I don't know wrong from right
All I know is that I love you tonight
Tonight...
What do you, oh esteemed reader, think this is about? Legolas singing to Gimli because Gimli was having an affair? An orc turned good to save his urik-hai girlfriend? Saruman wants the Balrog, but Bally loves Sauron? Whatever a twisted imagination can dream up. I trust you will have alter theories about this song, and I would like to hear them. (R&R message, just covered by a question)