(I'm sorry I know I should be updating a lot of stories but I just got this idea that I just had to write about XD oh come on who doesn't get those moments? *people make long pause* HA! Told ya)
"Tony your four o'clock is here" said his assistant Ms. Potts as she walked into his office. After the two graduated high school Tony offered a job position to Pepper and she took it since her dream to work as a S.H.I.E.L.D agent died out. They have been working together for three years now. "Send em in" he said.
She waved for the person to come in, she held the door to let a man in a suit looking about in his mid forties walk in. She closed the door behind him and left. "Mr. Stark" he said as he reached to shake his hand. "Mr. Smith how are you" Tony said shaking his hand. They both sat down on their chairs. "Now about Stark industries..." Mr. Smith said.
"I'm not signing it over to you" Tony said. "You don't get it your only twenty one and your running a huge weapons comp-" "we don't manufacture weapons Mr. Smith" Tony said. "Bottom line your running a big business and I think you should let someone else who was experience take over" Smith said.
"Your right I don't have much experience but hey we gotta start somewhere and I think I'm doing a pretty good job running this company so far" Tony said. "Mr. Stark you are the youngest man ever to run a business as successful as this one but sometimes that's not a good thing" Smith said.
"Elaborate" Tony said. "What if one day you fall into a deep hole and don't know how to get out? People with experience have a better chance of fixing the worst problems" Smith said. "I think your wasting your time here because that was the stupidest thing I've ever heard" Tony said now doing things on his POD. "Stark you don't know what your doing this company needs people like me!" Smith yelled. "You know the company name right?" Tony asked. "Yeah why?" Smith asked.
"Stark industries ahem hence the person with the name of Stark runs the joint, it would just be stupid if you ran this place I mean really Robert Smith? People who discover Stark would think why do they have that name for a company? And about what you said about me not knowing how to get out of a situation, do you not know my level of knowledge? Cause I'd go one on one in any quiz of your choosing" he said.
"Stark!" Smith yelled. Tony pushed down a button. "Pep I'm done with him" he said. "You don't know what your doing Stark!" Smith yelled. Pepper opened the door. "Mr. Smith thank you for stopping by" she said. "Shut it your not the boss of me I'm not leaving until I get this company!" He yelled. "Don't disrespect my assistant" Tony said. "Oh please once I get this business she'll be feeding me grapes" Smith said. "Sir please leave" she said. "Sign it over Stark!" He yelled. "Nope" Tony said. "You know what fine!" Smith yelled storming out. As he passed Pepper he shoved her making her stumble back and fall.
She was wearing heels so it wasn't exactly easy to stand her ground. "People like you just never learn" Tony said grabbing something from his drawer. He walked over to the door and aimed a special device at his butt. Once he shot Mr. Smith jumped shouting about a pinch that lasted two seconds.
Tony kept shooting as he ran away. "Ah I love my job" Tony said smirking. He turned to Pepper who had just finished gathering her papers that fell out of the clipboard se was holding, he helped her up. "You alright there?" He asked. "I'm fine today has been so crazy and stressing I think I could use some tequilas right about now" she said. "I'm sorry ill treat you tonight" he said.
"Oh no thank you Tony ill be fine" she said. "Pep you never want to go out with me" he whined. "It's unprofessional Tony" she said. "Going out for some drinks?" He asked. "Yup" she said. "Why can't we hang out just like the old days?" He asked. "We still could just not at times like these" she said. "You know what I'm gonna ignore you, we're going out tonight and there's nothing you can do about it!" He declared sitting back on his chair.
She rolled her eyes smiling. "Your lucky I need it" she said. "No arguments? Wow that's a first" he said. "Um you do realize I have Ricks number I could cancel his interview with you on Thursday" she said smirking. "Wait what no! I need that guy he's like a genius engineer I need people like him in my labs!" He said. "Then don't give me your smart mouth!" She said. He sat back on his chair covering his mouth.
She giggled but was stopped by chatter in her ear piece. "Wait he's here right now?" She asked. "Oh okay ill see what I can do" she said. "Nick Fury is here" she said. "Ughh tell him we can talk about the avengers group some other time" he said. "He says it's about a special case" she said. "Fine bring him in" he said. She opened the door right when Nick entered. "Ever heard of take a number?" Tony asked. "I have a job for you" Nick said sitting down.
"I don't do jobs I assign the jobs" Tony said. "Listen smart ass I need your help" Nick said. "Well then with that attitude I sure as hell will not do jack for you" Tony said. Nick sighed. "Today's been pretty rough" he said. "Tell me about it..." Pepper said. He turned around making Her feel uncomfortable so she awkwardly and slowly opened the door to leave. "Wait I need you too" he said. "Huh? What could you possibly need me for?" She asked.
"We have a situation with our S.H.I.E.L.D recruiting system" he said. "So what do you want us to do about it?" Tony asked. "Our recruiting system is in the hands of who I thought was a trust worthy person but I see he's not" Nick said. "How do you know?" Tony asked. "He's recruited a bunch of random people in the last month, I looked at some of the people's files and I thought some to be just not real meaning like an olympic tennis player with experience working in NASA" Nick said.
Tony and Pepper started cracking up. "Who is this guy cause clearly he's a terrible profile faker I mean seriously if your gonna lie at least do it right" Tony said. "I know..." Nick said. "Why did you even hire this guy anyway?" Tony asked. "Because Stark I do a million things a day I don't have time to interview people and see if they qualify that's why I hired a trustworthy person to do it for me" Nick said.
"That's a bit exaggerated don't ya think?" Tony asked. "Listen all I want you to do is go along with Pepper and find out if this guy is giving away job positions randomly and I need evidence too, so are you in or out?" Nick asked. "Alright fine how about you Pep?" Tony asked. "Where is this guy anyway?" She asked. "You will be going to Miami" Nick said. "Oh yeah I'm in" She said.
"Great now you need a disguise" Nick said. Pepper gasped then started cheering. "I could finally do the hair I've always wanted!" She said. "Uh yeah..." Nick said. Tonys watch started beeping so he looked at the time and saw his shift was over. "Five thirty well it looks like Pep and I are done here" he said getting up and stretched. She walked over to Tony and stuck her hand in his pocket taking out his keys. "What the- what are you doing?" He asked.
"My friend stopped by to take my car to the shop so I could fix finally get that damn bumper fixed and your my only ride, oh I knew you'd understand!" she said then left to the garage. Tony shook his head chuckling. "Women..." He said. "Pfft agent Hill's been on my case all morning" Nick said. "Oh so Nick...how are you and the lady?" Tony asked. "There's no women" Nick said. "So you haven't asked her yet?" Tony asked.
"Listen I have no such feelings for agent Hill, my feelings are strictly professional" Nick said. "Whatever you say lover boy" Tony said smirking as he left outside his office and Nick followed him out. "By the way you leave on Tuesday three AM sharp in your Stark jet ill text you the address where the jet is I relocated it" He said. "Oh so you text now?" Tony asked. "Yeah..." Nick said awkwardly. "Great right after you text me maybe you should text agent Hill and confess your love to her pfft hahaha!" Tony said cracking himself up.
He left Nick to get to the garage and saw Pepper in the drivers seat in his shiny red Audi R8 with the top down. He entered the car. "What the hell are you doing?" He asked. "Driving what's it look like?" She asked. "But you don't know how to drive stick" he said. She raised her eye brows smirking at him. "You don't know me at all" she said. "If you crash this car your gonna-WHOA!" "Woo hoo!" She yelled as she shifted gears and sped off out of the garage.
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She drove down to a dive bar and parked in front of the entrance. She pulled up the emergency brake and looked over at Tony who looked like Einstein while panting as he clutched the door. "Is something wrong?" She asked.
"Your dangerous in sports cars..." He said fixing his hair. "You just don't know how to have fun in them" she said. "You were going a solid hundred miles an hour on the highway when the speed limit was sixty!" He said. "You have a radar here that picks up radio band waves and by the way it didn't beep once aside from K band which you really don't need to worry about it's only the KA band that screws you over...damn cops clocking you" she said.
"I'm still driving when we're done here" he said pressing the button to put the top up. "Ah whatever gramps" she said. "It's funny at work you were just saying how unprofessional it is to go out to get drinks and here you are speeding in your bosses car going nuts" he said.
"That was...before I knew how amazing this car was" she said "mhm let's go" he said getting out once the top clicked to signal the top was finished. They got out of the car and entered the bar. "Tequilas here I come" she said walking to the bar. "So unprofessional Pep" he said. "Hey I had a stressful day!...can be what ever the hell I want to be" she said.
"What can I serve you this evening?" The bartender asked. "I need a round of tequila shots please and don't hold back on the lime"she said. "Pro drinker in the house" Tony said smirking while nudging her.
"I'll start with some vodka shots" he said looking at her deviously. "Are you challenging me?" She asked. "I don't know am I?" He asked chuckling. "Oh it's on Stark!" She said. Once the drinks were served Pepper chugged three shots back to back. "That was good, real good" he said. "Hey man could I have a glass please?" He asked. The bartender slid gently a wine glass across the counter.
Tony took his shots and poured four of them in. "Oh no you can't be serious" she said. "But I am" he said. He chugged it down as her mouth dropped. "That did not just happen!" She said. He firmly placed the glass down. "Whoa that was good" he said. "One martini please but fill the glass half way" Pepper said. Once the bartender finished he slid it over to her. She chugged that down along with two tequila shots and sucked on a lime. "Oh my god..." He said amazed. "Beat that" she said now starting to get a bit tipsy.
They went a few rounds and Pepper ended up winning. "I am drunk off my ass!" She yelled. "I don't care I love it, I don't care I loveee it!" Tony sang. They stayed there until there was only twenty minutes left until closing time. "Sir the bar is closing soon would you like me to call a taxi for you?" An employee asked.
"Oh my god yes thank you son y-you know I think your a son of Jesus I really do your just so angelic maybe you did come from him I really think you did hey Pepper isn't he a son of Jesus?" Tony asked. "Oh my gosh yes!" She said then fell over on the floor. She quickly got up. "I'm back!" She yelled. "Yaaay your not dead oh my gosh I love you so much!" Tony said hugging her. "Aw I love you too!" She said hugging him back.
Once the taxi came they walked them out and put them in. The taxi took them to Tonys house as Tony requested, giving him the address. They both got out when they got there and he opened the door. "Ima go to sleep...h-hey lets make nachos for breakfast" she said walking up the stairs. "We totally should" he said following her. She opened the door to Tonys room. He had a queen size bed.
"Ahh I can't sleep like this, this business crap outfit is so not cutting it" she said. Tony started undressing. "Ohh good idea!" She said taking her clothes off too. They hopped in bed only in their underwear and fell asleep in an instant.
(They are going to have an interesting morning aren't they? Ah I love writing about those two drunk XD anyways ill be updating my other stories I believe I have to update "I'm out to get you" yeah that one I haven't updated in a while ill get to it. Please review!)