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Piros: I do!
Disclaimer: (Sues Piros and locks him in the bathroom)
................................ In "The World"
Tsukasa: (Hits button) Log out. Log in. LOGOUT! (Logs out)
Everyone who plays "The World" logs out.
Kite: I gotta use the bathroom! (Opens door) Aaah! It's the it! (Slams door) don't go in there!
Tsukasa: What's a bathroom?
Elk: It's a *BEEP* place where you bathe.
Mia: Elk said *BEEP*!
Elk: Whenever I burp I say *BEEP*.
Kite: Where's BlackRose?
Tsukasa: Where's Beer and Mimiru?
BOOM! The door explodes.
Piros: (is racing Grunty, goblin, and Balmung) Eat my dust!
Balmung: Another one bites the dust!
Kite: I'm gonna use Data Drain!
*Bear (Beer), Mimiru, and BlackRose appear.
Kite: Duhda Drain!
Tsukasa: It's Data Drain! (Gets "Duhda Drained".)
BlackRose: Haha! You got Data Drained!
Elk: Doooooooooddddgggggee baaaaaallllllllll!
Everyone starts throwing dodge balls at each other.
Kite: (Throws bracelet)
Bear: I wanna go to a dungeon!
Mimiru: Hey I got the bracelet! (Data Drains Balmung)
Balmung: (Thows Piros at Mimiru)
Five hours later, Kite and BlackRose are covered in Voit(tm) imprints, Bear wants to go to a dungeon, Balmung is trying to pick up Piros, and Mimiru is crushed under Piros.
Kite: I'm gonna create a plot!
Voice: You can't!
Mimiru: Help! I'm still crushed!
Elk:(Uses Juk Kruz on Piros)
Piros: (Dissapears)
Sora: (Appears) If you don't wanna die, gimme yo membuh address, 'cuz I'm a pimp! (Falls off cliff)
Kite: Ooh! Shiny button!
Subaru: (Walks in) Gimme a hug!
Elk: *BEEP* no!
Subaru: (Hugs Elk)
Kite: AaAaAaAaAaHhHh!
Subaru: Pet the kitty! (Chases Mia)
Elk: Kiss my Aromatic Grass!
Subaru: ("Stupid Drains" Sora)
Sora: Gimme a hug! (Walks towards BlackRose)
Mistral: (Appears)
Sora: (Misses BlackRose and hugs Mistral and dies)
Tsukasa: (Gets "Stupid Drained") Gimme a hug!(Walks toward Balmung)
Mistral: Gimme a hug! (Walks toward Sora)
Subaru: (Hugs Skeith)
Kite: Skeith?
Sora: (Wakes up) AAAAAAaaaaaaaaahhh!
Bear: (Kills Subaru)
All: Yay!
Sora: Gimme a hug NOW!
Skeith: (Hits Sora with wand)
Elk: Hey macaraena! (dances)
Bear: OW! I pulled a muscle!
A trail of dominoes fall and activates a bomb.
Bomb: 3...2...1...BOOM! (Confetti appears)
Sora: Woopoo! (Does the twist)
Piros: Let's get married Sora! (Hugs Sora)
Sora: (Dies)
Mistral: Nooooooooooooooooo!
Skeith: (Dies for no reason)
Tsukasa: I like eggs!
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Skeith: I died because no one likes me!
Me: Review, or get Data Drained!
Piros: I do!
Disclaimer: (Sues Piros and locks him in the bathroom)
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Tsukasa: (Hits button) Log out. Log in. LOGOUT! (Logs out)
Everyone who plays "The World" logs out.
Kite: I gotta use the bathroom! (Opens door) Aaah! It's the it! (Slams door) don't go in there!
Tsukasa: What's a bathroom?
Elk: It's a *BEEP* place where you bathe.
Mia: Elk said *BEEP*!
Elk: Whenever I burp I say *BEEP*.
Kite: Where's BlackRose?
Tsukasa: Where's Beer and Mimiru?
BOOM! The door explodes.
Piros: (is racing Grunty, goblin, and Balmung) Eat my dust!
Balmung: Another one bites the dust!
Kite: I'm gonna use Data Drain!
*Bear (Beer), Mimiru, and BlackRose appear.
Kite: Duhda Drain!
Tsukasa: It's Data Drain! (Gets "Duhda Drained".)
BlackRose: Haha! You got Data Drained!
Elk: Doooooooooddddgggggee baaaaaallllllllll!
Everyone starts throwing dodge balls at each other.
Kite: (Throws bracelet)
Bear: I wanna go to a dungeon!
Mimiru: Hey I got the bracelet! (Data Drains Balmung)
Balmung: (Thows Piros at Mimiru)
Five hours later, Kite and BlackRose are covered in Voit(tm) imprints, Bear wants to go to a dungeon, Balmung is trying to pick up Piros, and Mimiru is crushed under Piros.
Kite: I'm gonna create a plot!
Voice: You can't!
Mimiru: Help! I'm still crushed!
Elk:(Uses Juk Kruz on Piros)
Piros: (Dissapears)
Sora: (Appears) If you don't wanna die, gimme yo membuh address, 'cuz I'm a pimp! (Falls off cliff)
Kite: Ooh! Shiny button!
Subaru: (Walks in) Gimme a hug!
Elk: *BEEP* no!
Subaru: (Hugs Elk)
Kite: AaAaAaAaAaHhHh!
Subaru: Pet the kitty! (Chases Mia)
Elk: Kiss my Aromatic Grass!
Subaru: ("Stupid Drains" Sora)
Sora: Gimme a hug! (Walks towards BlackRose)
Mistral: (Appears)
Sora: (Misses BlackRose and hugs Mistral and dies)
Tsukasa: (Gets "Stupid Drained") Gimme a hug!(Walks toward Balmung)
Mistral: Gimme a hug! (Walks toward Sora)
Subaru: (Hugs Skeith)
Kite: Skeith?
Sora: (Wakes up) AAAAAAaaaaaaaaahhh!
Bear: (Kills Subaru)
All: Yay!
Sora: Gimme a hug NOW!
Skeith: (Hits Sora with wand)
Elk: Hey macaraena! (dances)
Bear: OW! I pulled a muscle!
A trail of dominoes fall and activates a bomb.
Bomb: 3...2...1...BOOM! (Confetti appears)
Sora: Woopoo! (Does the twist)
Piros: Let's get married Sora! (Hugs Sora)
Sora: (Dies)
Mistral: Nooooooooooooooooo!
Skeith: (Dies for no reason)
Tsukasa: I like eggs!
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Skeith: I died because no one likes me!
Me: Review, or get Data Drained!