EPISODE 1
Announcer:Welcome to "Know Your Halos"! If you like or enjoy it please Follow Us or if you want to change something go the Reviews sector. It's right over there!
Marine: Yea...
Announcer:Now...guess who's gonna come right here?
Scared Grunt:The Demon!Ohoho...
Halo Gamer:Master Chief!
Spec-Ops Elite:Arbiter!
Announcer:You're right!Arbiter! Now let's welcome him!
(Arbiter comes in and sits on the chair confused)
Arbiter:What is it?
Announcer:I'm gonna ask you a few 's ...after you 2 ended the war...how did you fell?Didn't you felt sorry for the Conveant or the Prophets?Or maybe angry beacuse Master Chief killed them?
Arbiter:I have not felt sorry, fooled us,tried to acomplish their objective. Either way,we would have not won this war. Master Chief was just helping me and I was helping had the same enemy.
Announcer:Well.. there any women in the Conveant race?
Arbiter: No. Are you trying to fool me?
Angry Grunt:He's lying!
Spec-Ops Elite:Shut up you stupid grunt!
(Spec-Ops Elite grabs the Angry Grunt and punched him twice making other Grunts jumping on him.)
Spec-Ops Elite:Goddamnit!
(Arbiter opens his Energy Sword walking to the Grunts when suddenly the door opens revealing a Conveant draws his sword back and sits on the chair.)
Audience:(whistling)
Arbiter:When did you arrive?I told you to stay away, The'l Rita!
Announcer:Arbiter has a girlfriend!
(Arbiter draws his Plasma Rifle at the Announcer still sitting on the chair. 343 Guilty Spark shows up.)
Arbiter:Say that one more time and you'll be dead,human!
343 Guilty Spark:I recommend you should not be so agressive or I shall activate my Destroyer Mode.
Announcer:Wait!No more battles!Sparkie,get in the ,well,well...you were always such a badass. Tell us about your childhood!
Arbiter: Or?
Announcer: Or what?
Arbiter: What use it would be to you?
Announcer: This show is for entertainment...well,not entertainment.
Arbiter: I had no childhood.I was sent to war! Can you stop wasting my time with talk?
Announcer: One more question!
Arbiter:No!
Announcer: From since the Conveant was...
(Arbiter points his Plasma Rifle at the Announcer,as well as his Energy Sword)
Announcer: Sparkie!I need some help here!
(The'l Rita points her Conveant Rifle at the Announcer.)
The'l Rita:Do as he says!
Audience: Such a badass girl!
The'l Rita: What you're looking at?
(Marine comes from the back scene with 343 Guilty Spark in his hands.)
Marine:Sir,we are checking 343 Guilty Spark on the PCU hard...OMG RUN!
(Marine drops 343 Guilty Spark and runs as he sees Arbiter with his weapons drawn.)
Arbiter:You're coming with me!
(Arbiter drags Announcer around the scene while Announcer grabs 343 Guilty Spark and starts punching him.)
Announcer:C'mon!C'mon wake up!Well...this is it guys! We'll see you in the next episode!
Hope you liked it! :D Who's gonna be in the next episode?It's a surprise!