Hello! In spirit of the holidays, I decided to make a couple of ridiculous, Akatsuki themed Christmas carols! There are five of them and here they are:
Frosty the Snowman = Deidera the Terrorist.
Deidera the terrorist was a crazy, angry soul.
With a long blond wig and a fake eye,
And two mouths in his hands.
Deidera the terrorist is dead, they say,
He blew himself up but the Akatsuki's
Know how he came to life one day.
There must have been some chakra in that
Half Orochimaru half Kabuto they found,
For when he did the Imperial World Resurrection Jutsu,
Deidera began to move around.
Oh, Deidera the terrorist was a crazy, angry soul.
And now he's come back once again
To blow us all to hell!
I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus = I saw Sasuke kissing Uzumaki Naruto.
I saw Sasuke kissing
Uzumaki Naruto
Underneath an umbrella
In the rain.
He didn't see me stalk
Him through the town to
Have a laugh;
He thought I was back in the
Akatsuki base
Annoying everyone.
Then I saw Sasuke kick Uzumaki Naruto
Right between the legs
So sickeningly hard;
Oh what a laugh it
Would have been
If Itachi had only seen
Sasuke kissing Uzumaki Naruto last night.
(From Tobi's POV)
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer = Itachi the emo ninja.
Itachi, the emo ninja
Had lines going down his face.
And if you ever saw him,
You would even say he's old.
All of the other ninja
Used to scream and run away.
They never let poor Itachi
Into the village to stay.
Then one dreary full moon night,
Madara came to say:
"Itachi with your hate so strong,
won't you kill those who are wrong?"
Then all the Akatsuki's loved him
As they shouted out with glee,
"Itachi the emo ninja,
you're the greatest murderer in history!"
Santa Claus is coming to town = Orochimaru is coming to town.
You better run. You better hide.
Better not sleep naked. I'm telling you why,
Orochimaru is coming to town.
He's sneaking into your house and watching you sleep.
He knows your darkest secrets
And he likes to lick your cheek.
So lock your doors for goodness sake!
Oh! You better run! You better hide!
Better not sleep naked. I'm telling you why,
Orochimaru is coming to town.
Orochimaru is coming to town.
Jingle Bells = Running hell.
Running through the forest,
On a bloody, half broken leg.
Tripping over roots we go,
Screaming all the way.
Madara is getting closer
And we fell more afraid.
What a pain it is to run and scream
From an angry Uchiha tonight.
Running hell, running hell,
Running all the way!
Oh what a horror it is to run
On a bloody, half broken leg.
Thanks for reading!
Any thoughts?