one day petra, armin, krista, the large titan that ate eren's mum and two connies (why are there 2 connies is he taking over hte world) were all hangin out 2gether (dont ask why) but since there were two connies i guess we have to differentiate okay so one is connie the other is conny.
so they were hangin out and they got rly hungry so someone was like
"yoooOOoo im rly hungry what is there to eat around here"
(im not saying it was the connie. but maybe it was.)
so armin jumped up and put his hand in the air (herarminone?) and started waving it around so they were all like "yeeeeESSSS ARMON?"
armout suggest that they go to mcdonalds but not just any mcdonalds, he suggested D͙͍̗̜̤̘̪ͧ̔̐ͭ̇͡͠Ó̙̘̱͔̣̘͉̞ͨǸ͗̐̉̽͆͢͏͔̫Aͯͣ͑̃̐ͩ̐͗͐͏̪̠͠L̴̿̅͏̬̺͉̱̹̜͈Ḑ̷̣̟͚ͦ̑̓̾S͐́͋̍͂̄ͣ̄ͩ͏̹͎͙̰
(when legout said D͙͍̗̜̤̘̪ͧ̔̐ͭ̇͡͠Ó̙̘̱͔̣̘͉̞ͨǸ͗̐̉̽͆͢͏͔̫Aͯͣ͑̃̐ͩ̐͗͐͏̪̠͠L̴̿̅͏̬̺͉̱̹̜͈Ḑ̷̣̟͚ͦ̑̓̾S͐́͋̍͂̄ͣ̄ͩ͏̹͎͙̰ his face turned dark and tentacles popped outta his eyes but he went back to normal right after so its all cool)
so everyone shrugged and hopped on the large titans back and they went to hte D͙͍̗̜̤̘̪ͧ̔̐ͭ̇͡͠Ó̙̘̱͔̣̘͉̞ͨǸ͗̐̉̽͆͢͏͔̫Aͯͣ͑̃̐ͩ̐͗͐͏̪̠͠L̴̿̅͏̬̺͉̱̹̜͈Ḑ̷̣̟͚ͦ̑̓̾S͐́͋̍͂̄ͣ̄ͩ͏̹͎͙̰
the large titan crashed thRU DA ROOF YO and hollered incoherently for some food so the v scared workers hurried up and offered all their food (too bad they didnt have a jean to sacrifice amirite)
meanwhile the large titan was hooting and banging on his chest like the ape titan? and krista, petra and conny were playing pattycake while armin and connie swung around on the titans hair (without 3dmg they were quite bored).
but once they got their food the large titan skipped off with all the humans on its shoulders and they went by a lake to eat their D͙͍̗̜̤̘̪ͧ̔̐ͭ̇͡͠Ó̙̘̱͔̣̘͉̞ͨǸ͗̐̉̽͆͢͏͔̫Aͯͣ͑̃̐ͩ̐͗͐͏̪̠͠L̴̿̅͏̬̺͉̱̹̜͈Ḑ̷̣̟͚ͦ̑̓̾S͐́͋̍͂̄ͣ̄ͩ͏̹͎͙̰
hte end
ps they kept petra away from the trees even tho she wanted 2 climb on them