Title: The Adventures of the Perky and Twisted

Pairing: Callie/Arizona + Christina Yang

Rating: PG-13

Summary: Callie comes home and finds something she never expected.

Disclaimer: Don't own anything. All rights belongs to Shonda Rhimes and ABC.

The Adventures of the Perky and Twisted

Callie stood in front of her apartment after having spend most of the evening at the hospital performing several back-to-back surguries. She searched her purse for her key, getting more and more frustrated when she couldn't find it, before she remembered that she had given it to Arizona, so that she could go to Callie's after work, instead of her own apartment.

Callie took the handle and slowly turned it, opening the door as quietly as she could. Afterall it was very late and Arizona might be asleep. She didn't want to wake her up.

But when the door was fully open she saw something that she had never expected in her wildest dreams.

xxxx

1 hour earlier

Arizona walked into Callie's apartment hoping to find something she could do for the rest of the evening until Callie came home from work. Which Arizona knew would be really late since there had been a huge car-pile-up earlier that day. Most of the kids in the accident had minor damages or fractures so Arizona had been able to get off work earlier than Callie.

When Arizona walked into the apartment she found Christina sitting on the couch with what looked like a gun. Arizona stopped dead in her tracks, eyes wide and mouth half open.

Christina heard Arizona enter the room and turned her head to look at the blonde. When she saw Arizona's face she started laughing.

"Wha... What... What are you laughing about?" Arizona asked, still with a frigthened look on her face.

Christina couldn't stop laughing, it took her a minute or so to calm down enough to answer Arizona.

"What? You really thought, just because I'm hardcore and I'm dating a military man, that i would actually sit here with a real gun?" Christina manage to say before she once again broke down laughing.

Arizona still stood frozen, but her face changed from frightened to confused.

"Well..." Arizona didn't know how to answer that. Yes, she had thought it was a real gun. But... "Yeah." Arizona said, after internally debating how to answer Christina.

"Haha, Blondie, seriously! I might be badass in the OR with a scalpel. I'm a surgeon. I don't use guns, I use knives." Christina said as she got up and walked towards Arizona. "Blondie this is laserguns, which is like the coolest thing ever. Besides surgery of course."

"Oh... Right." Arizona said as a relieved smile appeared on her face.

"So? You want to play?" Christina asked.

"Hell yeah!" Arizona yelled in a perky, way to excited voice. She sounded, and acted, like a 10 year old, which caught Christina totally off guard.
"Whaaa!" Christina yelled surprised. "Seriously Rollergirl, cut the perky."

"Sorry." Arizona said gazing at the floor, slightly embarrased.

"Get over it. And lets play." Christina said as she handed Arizona a gun and a chestplate.

Arizona and Christina put on the gear and looked around the room.

"Okay. We need to tip over the couch first. And..." Arizona gazed across the furniture. "Oh, we need to turn of the lights!"

"Right. I will tip the couch and you turn of the lights. Then i count to three and the fight begins. Copy that soldier?" Christina said, already getting into character.

"Sir, yes, sir!" Arizona yelled as she stormed towards the other end of the room to turn off the lights.

When Christina had tipped over the couch and accidently knocked over some plants and other stuff because of the lack of light in the room, she started the count down.

"1..." She started and both her and Arizona quickly made their way searching for cover. "2..." Arizona had placed herself behind the kitchen counter and Christina was hiding behind the messed up couch. "3!" Christina yelled and the fight had begun.

The two surgeons went into full-on-soldier-mode, screaming commands to invisible allies and throwing themselves between different hiding spots.

xxxx

Present

Neither of the girls noticed the third person entering the apartment. They were too caught up in their fight to notice anything else. The score was a leaning towards a Yang-victory with Christina leading with 9 kills. But Arizona was only behind with one kill and had managed to kill Christina 8 times.

Callie stood in the door, eyes wide open with an amused smirk playing across her lips. She caughed slightly trying to gain the two girls' attention.

Arizona's head quickly shot up and met her girlfriends amused face. She stared at Callie, not knowing what to say.

"Bip Bip Bip" The sound came from Arizona's chestplate.

Christina jumped up from behind the couch, both hands in the air and began running a victory lap.

"Told ya I would win!" Christina said as she laughed out loud.

"Damn it! Calliope, you made me loose!" Arizona looked from Christina to Callie with an annoyed look on her face.

Callie still had that amused smirk on her face as she saw the scene enfold in front of her. This was way to good to be true. She wished she had a camera, 'cause this would be worth gold when it came to blackmailing either Christina or Arizona. Callie knew that both girls would deny this incident to everybody else.

"Seriously? Laserguns?" Callie laughed, the smirk never leaving her face. "I could totally beat both of you."

"Oh... Is that right? Well why don't you give it a shot Torres?" Arizona teased and winked at her girlfriend.

"You two against me. You are so going down!" Callie said as she took spare lasergun from the coffee table.

The fight didn't turn out well for the team Yang-Robbins. They were behind with two kills and decided that they needed a plan.

"Okay. You seduce her while i sneak up behind her and shoot her in the back." Christina said with a determined look in her eyes. Arizona just nodded in response.

Arizona moved silently across the livingroom towards the kitchen where Callie was hiding. Callie was occupied with shooting at Christina when she felt Arizona's hot breath against her eyes. Callie froze.

"Hey babe." Arizona started her mission, trying to keep her voice sexy and not blow her mission.

"H-hey." Callie said her voice hitching in her throat. 'Shit' she thought when she felt Arizona rap her arms around her waist.

"This... You... Looking like this, being all soldier-like, is really really hot." Arizona said still with the same sexy voice.

Callie tried to focus but Arizona was making it so damn hard. Then she got an idea. Play along with Robbins flirting and turn the game around.

"Oh... You really think so?" Callie said as she turned around it Arizona's arms.

"Yeah." Arizona said as she bit her buttom lip.

"Sleeping with the enemy are we, Arizona?" Callie teased, as she silently moved the gun and pointed it at Arizona's chest. Arizona gazed down at Callie's hand when it moved and saw the gun.

"You wouldn't." Arizona said, slightly caught off guard.

"Oh, I would." Callie smirked.

Out of the corner of her eye she could see Christina approaching. Callie looked Arizona directly in the eyes.

"Game over." Callie said in a calm voice, when Chrisitina was only a few feet away from them and pulled the tricker.

"Bip Bip Bip."

"Damn it!" Chrisina yelled. Callie laughed when she saw Arizona's pout.

Christina retreated to the livingroom and turned on the tv. She was not in the mood to talk to anyone. Christina Yang doesn't loose.

Callie and Arizona still sat on the floor behind the kitchen counter. Callie leaned closer to Arizona their lips almost touching.

"Wanna take this to the bedroom?" Callie said. "I'll let you win." She smirked as she saw Arizona's eyes lighten up.

Arizona Robbins was definitly not going to walk a way from a certain win.