A/N: Yes. I know the summary stinks, but I didn't want to give too much away or leave people clueless...But by random demand by some random person, here's Lavanya college days in Smogon University!

Lavanya's PoV

"Five more minutes, Mommy! I don't wanna go to school!" I sleepily whined

"Lavanya, you promised me that you'll go without any complaints." Mother warned while shaking me in order to wake me up.

"But I'm scared." I squeaked out.

"First day jitters…C'mon, Lavanya! Smogon University's going to be fun! It'll be just like Bulba High!" Mom tried to convince me in a cheerful tone.

"You mean like getting teased for not evolving, getting dumped, shedding fur in front of everyone, and -"

"Okay! Okay! I get it! Your high school years sucked! Please…Just let it go. Put your past behind you, and…Lavanya, what time is it?" Mom asked.

"Seven thirty?" I answered sleepily before releasing a yawn.

"Oh no! The ferry's about to leave!" Mother yelled.

I scrambled to my feet, dashed out of bed, which was just a comfy pile of leaves, and grabbed the toast that the groundskeeper left for us to eat. It wasn't just toast, though. There was bacon and eggs, two glasses of milk and Pecha Berry smoothies, and two bowls of Kyurem-O's.

"Who goes to school at seven thirty in the morning?!" I shouted.

I went down the stairs which led to the Castelia City Sewers and I saw Abigail complaining to her parents that she didn't want to go to Smogon either. Her parents, however, weren't as nice as Mom.

I jogged out of the sewers with the toast in my mouth and ran to the Cruise Dock. I saw a line of Pokemon in front of a silver cruise ship, probably the other students, and slowly cut in front of a Slaking. After several minutes, he finally realized I was in front of him.

"Hey! When did you get here?" he growled.

"I was always here!" I lied.

"Huh…I mustn't have seen you." he commented.

"Well of course you didn't. She's so short!" a Honchkrow sneered.

I repressed a growl as I walked over to the ticket person with my ticket in hand. She looked around for me and I was tapping my foot on the ground impatiently.

"…Down here, genius!" I snapped.

She looked down and folded her arms while smirking.

"Okay. Who left their kid behind?" she jeered.

"Fuck you! I'm eligible to go! I'm seventeen!" I whined.

I curled up my ears and smacked her shins hard enough to make her go down on her knees. I grudgingly gave her the ticket and stormed inside grumbling incoherent profanities to myself.

I sat on a chair next to a rather attractive Whimsicott. She had chocolate brown skin white puffy hair that went down to her waist, and orange eyes. She wore black high heels, white gloves with fluff at the end, a big white sweater with a fluffy collar which covered her enormous boobs, and blue jeans.

"So you're going to Smogon too, huh?" she asked.

"Yup. I'm seventeen." I replied.

"…Haven't evolved, huh?"

"Yeah. That sucks." I grumbled.

"Sorry...If it makes you feel better, I had to use a stone to evolve! You know how rare those Sun Stones are? I found one and wore it as a necklace for a while before I went, "Fuck it. I'm gonna evolve!"…And I did!" she added.

"Thanks for trying, but I evolve by friendship or whatever Tauros-shit is required. Because of that I was teased…A lot." I grumbled.

"Sorry." she muttered.

"It's okay…" I said calmly.

"…Name's Whitney." she greeted.

"I'm Lavanya." I greeted back.

"Nice to meet you!" she said cheerfully.

"Nice to meet you too." I replied.

We both relaxed in our comfy red chairs and pulled out magazines. Whitney pulled out a porn magazine and I pulled out a fashion magazine. I slowly diverted my eyes to Whitney's magazine and I stated blushing. She looked at mine and looked at her hair.

"…You wanna feel my hair.?" she asked.

"Sure."

"Just be careful of my Stun Spore." she warned.

I slowly stroked her hair and Whitney looked like she was going to sneeze. She pinched her nose and sighed in relief. A bit of slightly gold powder came out of her hair and I quickly took my hand off.

"It's really soft! I think it's softer than mine! I could sleep on that all day!." I commented.

"Th-Thanks! My sweater is made from the exact same thing. Yes. My hair is literally cotton. I'm a g-g-good knitter. Not as good as my mom, but still." she replied.

"Whitney is something wrong? It looks like you're going to -"

"Sneeze? Oh heavens no! Whimsicott don't...don't…Ahh…ACHOOO!"

A sudden blast of Stun Spore wafted from out of her hair and I immediately covered my nose. I curled up my ears and swatted the Stun Spore away. Unfortunately, the blast and my swatting made the other Pokemon in the vicinity get frozen in place.

"I-I-Imputent Whimsicott!" a male Jellicent growled.

"C-Can't move!" an Infernape said through clenched teeth.

"Sneeze…Sorry everybody!" Whitney squeaked out.

Everyone else just groaned. Taking advantage of the situation, I walked to a paralyzed female Magmar and grabbed a few Lava Cookies and RageCandyBars from the cart she was driving. She said nothing as I walked back to Whitney.

"Want one?" I asked.

"No thanks. I already had a big breakfast." she replied politely.

"Okay…Funny. I only had toast for breakfast because I woke up a bit late." I chuckled as I started eating.

Whitney started massaging her breasts and adjusting her shirt.

"The sweater puppies are a bit squished together. It's pretty annoying." she commented to herself.

"I know that feeling. All pressed up and stuff." I agreed.

"Yeah…So what your move set?" she asked.

"Attract, Hyper Beam, Frustration, and Low Sweep." I answered.

"Nice. That'll take care of the big boys and plow through the wimps. I have Stun Spore, Cotton Guard, Substitute, and Mega Drain…I'm thinking about replacing Stun Spore with Toxic." she mused.

"Heh. Better than my move set. You use skill and I use brute force with nothing to back it up." I commented.

After an hour, we eventually made it Smogon University. My jaw dropped at how enormous the campus was. Tennis courts, swimming pools, multiple playing fields, a giant grassy area with random trees, a battle arena, a beach, a library - the list goes on! The entrance gate was closed and it had the Smogon emblem on the top. There was a Ho-oh statue to the left and a Lugia statue to the right.

"It's so beautiful." I whispered.

"Yeah. My good old stomping grounds." Whitney chuckled.

"You've been here before?" I inquired as everyone started walking in.

"Yup! This is my second year! You can be here for as long as you like until you graduate! The Psychic Types usually graduate in two months and a week tops." Whitney explained.

"Cool!" I exclaimed.

"You already registered, right?" Whitney asked.

"Yup!"

"Good! You're not missing a thing at orientation! Chillax for a bit while I go get our schedules and books." she said cheerfully.

"Are you sure you want to carry all those books? Especially for me?" I asked.

"Sure! I'll even give you a tour of the school when we're done! What are friends for?" she added as she skipped over to the library.

Friends?…I never had a friend before…I thought.

A/N: Suggestions and OCs are very much welcome. Suggestions for fixing the summary are also welcome.