"We Didn't Start The Rumble"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I do not own anything associated with World Wrestling Entertainment or any of its wrestlers. WWE and it's wrestlers are owned by the chairman, Vince McMahon. I also do not own the Billy Joel song from 1989. Anyway, this is a parody of the song 'We Didn't Start The Fire'. So enjoy!
Hulk Hogan, Vince McMahon, 'Superstar' Billy Graham
Bob Backlund, Mick Foley, B. Sammartino
Middle-aged Terry Funk, Trish Stratus, CM Punk
Brie Bella, Nikki Bella, Swing from Cesaro
Monday Nitro, Starrcade, WrestleFest arcade
Michael Cole is in pain, and Sandow needs a brain
John Cena, hiss and boos, Barrett tells us Bad News
Latino Heat, Andre, Eva Marie goodbye
We didn't start the rumble
It was always Royal
Since the world's been loyal
We didn't start the rumble
No we didn't light it
DX told us to suck it
Rusev, Koloff, Kozlov and Volkoff
People's Elbow, Smackdown, Brahma Bull Rock
Bret Hart, Owen Hart, Lock in the Sharpshooter
The Miz and Ric Flair, Figure 4 Leglock
The Shield, DX, New World Order beat us
Kofi Kingston, Alicia Fox, Roddy Piper sure can box
Ric Flair, Nature Boy, HBK, Boy Toy
Seth Rollins played us, A Brogue Kick from Sheamus
We didn't start the Rumble
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the Rumble
No we couldn't duck it
Cause DX told us to suck it
Curtis Axel, Ryback, Zeb Colter, Swagger Jack
Taker vs. Mankind, Hell In a Cell tonight
Bring back Shane McMahon, Ron Simmons just said "Damn"
Dolph Ziggler, Rob Van Dam, Let's go watch Summerslam
A. Neville, Sami Zayn, Tyler Breeze, so insane
Usos, Jericho, AJ Lee's a psycho
Referee, count to 3, Austin 3:16
Randy Orton, RKO, Lets all Fandango
We didn't start the Rumble
It was always royal
Since the world's been loyal
We didn't start the Rumble
No we couldn't duck it
DX told us to suck it
Bo Dallas, Adam Rose, Ryder in a Broski Pose
Naomi, Big E, Kane the wussy
Begin Hulkamania, First WrestleMania
Slater, Gator, Lesnar beats Taker
Authority, Triple H, bury all who they hate
Taker's streak blown away, what else do we have to say
We didn't start the Rumble
It was always royal
Since the world's been loyal
We didn't start the Rumble
No we couldn't duck it
DX told us to suck it
Hall and Nash, old friends, Hulk Hogan back again
Dusty Rhodes, Goldust, Cody Rhodes, Stardust
Rowan, Harper, Wyatt, Buzzards are flying
Yes, we all read it, Mysterio's in medic
Warrior's death, gonna cry, Dean Ambrose, Daniel Bry
Santino, Cesaro, Del Rio, Big Show
Joey's saying 'Oh My God!', Roman Reigns' sexy bod
Lana's bitching, Steph the whore, we can't take it anymore
We didn't start the Rumble
It was always Royal
Since the world's been loyal
We didn't start the Rumble
But when we are to fight
It will still go on and on and on and on
And on and on and on and on...
Okay, so that's my little WWE parody of "We Didn't Start The Fire". Sorry if the lyrics don't make sense most of the time, but nevertheless, I still hope that you love it. Anyway, feedback's appreciated! ^_^