Warning: This South Park Fan fiction story has very foul language, implied sexual situations and terms and a great mass mockery that the show is widely known for over the years. That I don't own or created South Park by Trey Parker, Matt Stone and Comedy Central because I write my own stories between season breaks .It is intended for mature reading if you find it too vulgar to read that you have the choice to do not read it at all or do not a give a crap at all which I hope that you will be enjoy it and laugh your ass off.

The After School Outrage

Chapter 1: An thorn in the ass

One snowy morning in the small semi- normal mountain town of South Park, Colorado that everything is going back to normal after the zombie seize was destroyed in Springfield , cut to the bus stop that the boys were standing there waiting for the bus to show up when all sudden they'd noticed a news van had pulls up at the bus stop which all sudden they all looks very shocked.

"What the hell is coming on here right now you guys?" Stan asks which he was looking very confused and wondering why the local news is there at that moment.

"How the fuck should I'm know?" Cartman quickly replied while he was shrugging his shoulders at them that is when Niles Lawson had stepped out of the van with his cameraman and soundman.

"We need a shot of the back end of the bus to see the brake lights, gentlemen." Niles Lawson said that the boys had overheard him and looks at each other's very funny.

"Brake lights?" Kyle replied in a very confused tone voice when he looks at Stan who was shrugging his shoulders at him. "What the hell is wrong with the brake lights?"

"Boy, I'm rather be reporting about disasters and violence, instead of over offended parents who sees anything evil and threatening to their kids." Niles Lawson said while he was standing there and fixing his hair.

"Gawddamnit, what the fuck that our parents had done and is bitching about now?!" Cartman protested while his mouth was filled with chewed strawberry filled pop tarts. "Especially, Kahl's mem who have to ruin my fun all time."

" Shut the fuck up about my mother which I'm about to kick your ass fat ass." Kyle ranted angrily while glaring at Cartman and shaking his fists that was hanging down at his sides that is when the bus had pulls up at the bus stop.

"Reporting live from South Park, Colorado that an parents group are up in arms about the town school district's school buses that the group had claimed the brake lights are holding a secret dark symbol within." Niles Lawson said while he was standing in front of the camera and bus.

"What kind of dark symbol that this reporter is talking about?" Kenny mumbles with great confusing as he had stepped on the bus.

"Hell, should I'm know, Kinny?" Cartman replied while he was continues to munches on his pop tarts.

Meanwhile at South Park Elem. School in Principal Victoria which the principal is sitting at her desk while Mr. Mackey, Mr. Garrison and Mr. Alder were standing next to the curly blond school head which they are being bitched by a group of concerned parents who were led by the morals believer Edna Jameson who was jailed for stealing funds from her morals group over a year ago.

"Principal Victoria, you need to change the stop lights on our school buses, because it have the sign of the devil?!" Mrs. Jameson complains loudly while Principal Victoria just looks a little annoyed at her.

"Mrs. Jameson, I'm just the Elementary school principal not the superintendent?!" Principal Victoria quickly replied as she looks straight into her eyes that is when Mrs. Jameson had left the office at that moment.

"Wait….Wait…Wait a minute that I'd thought that bitch was in prison for stealing funds from her group over a year ago." Garrison asks in a very confused tone as he looks at the others.

"Well, you see our justice system works, Herbert…..MMMKAY?!" Mackey quickly answered.

"Well, gentlemen….I'm better calls the mayor and superintendent to tell them about the head up on Mrs. Jameson's dramatic return in town." Victoria added as she was busy with dialing the numbers on her office phone.

Still in town the downtown district…..Cut to South Park City Hall inside the mayor's office where a tired looking Mayor McDaniels was walking into her office with a chocolate covered doughnut for breakfast while doing her paperwork that she have the local news on right now that they're talking about Kayne West's latest outburst at the Grammys that the News channel had putted a poll up….Do you likes to kicks Kayne West in the balls?, Or just ignores him on the screen says 90% says they'll kicks him in the balls while the other 5% says just ignores him on the TV screen?!

"Here at news 9 had puts a poll out following the last night's Grammy Awards which you like to kick Kayne West in the balls that majority of the viewers had voted to kick him in the balls." Tom Thompson said as he looks into the camera. "While the other 5% had says just ignores him, what a gay fish?!" that he was sitting next to his sister, Tammy Thompson at the news desk on the TV screen when the mayor had seated herself in her fancy and shiny brown colored leather executive chair to start on her paperwork.

"Do I care about those damned celebrities that I wanted to enjoy my doughnut and hot coffee before shit hits the fan in this Godforsaken hick town?!" McDaniels said to herself that is when Johnson came walking with a pile of paper filled folders that he was holding in his arms.

"Mayor, are you okay that you looks very rundown right now." Johnson asks with great concern as he looks at her face at that moment.

"It is called having no sleep at all, Johnson which George is at home sick with the flu right now." McDaniels replied along with a heavy sigh as she looks up at him that is when her office phone begins to rings that she is about to answers it." I'm wondering what he is crying about now…..Boy, men are such big babies when they're sick….Hello? Uh, Vicky, it's you….Huh…..Wait a minute did you say that bitch, Mrs. Jameson is out of prison and she is starting to bitch about school bus' bus brakes holds the symbol of the beast." While she looks at her right handed man with great concern for a quick second.

"Really? Do these people have lives to attends to, and I'd thought that woman was in prison?" Johnson said in a very stunned tone voice as he looks at his silent fuming boss standing there with the phone in her left hand as she had jumped back into her chair looking irate and confused at the same time .

" Well then that looks that I'm going to take a half day today that I'm under a lot of stress as it is right now?!" McDaniels said in a very annoyed tone voice as she had puts her left palm on her left cheek.

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During the same time back at South Park Elem. School inside Classroom # 7 in the fourth grade wing which it was Mr. Garrison's classroom that all of his students were sitting at their desks and waiting for class to starts that they are chatting among each other's that today's topic about the age with the bus' brake lights.

"You guys what the hell is wrong with our school buses' brake lights." Clyde asks as he was standing next to the boys.

"Dude, I've overheard from unnamed adult sources that crazy bitch Mrs. Jameson is out of prison and starting shit again which she is ranting about the bus's brake lights are shaped in the inverted pentagrams." Craig said while shrugging his shoulders in an uncaring way.

"Oh, we shouldn't say anything at all to Damien Thorn, because he is Satan's son which he hates religious people with a passion you guys ." Token quickly added as he looks at the other kids who had gathered around.

"We knows Token." Cartman added.

"Who the hell is Mrs. Jameson you guys?" Dovahkiin asks in a very confused tone voice while he was seated at his seat.

"Well, Douchebag you sees Mrs. Jameson is way worse than Kahl's mem was when she was putting her monthly protests for stupid things that she don't like at all, but Mrs. Jameson takes the cake for trying banning shit for her morals saving crusade?!" Cartman replied in a low whispering tone that Kyle looks very pissed.

"Goddamnit, Cartman that my mom have nothing with this at all!" Kyle said while he was angrily protested that he was standing there with his clutched fists that was hanging down at his sides which Stan was holding him back.

"Dude, chill out now which you're only egging fat ass on." Stan whispered into Kyle's left ear to calm him down before Garrison comes in.

"Yeah, Mrs. Jameson had almost banned our beloved porno magazines within the town limits one time." Clyde added which both he and Kenny looks very relieved that their precious porn were saved by the town Council had rejected the amendment to the town's charter.

"Oh, yes…..Our pervious porn is safe from the crazy bitch's stupid ass law." Kenny mumbles happily which his cheeks were reddened that he was thinking about his so- opened guilty pleasure .

"Kenny, I'd gotten the brand new Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue a couple days ago." Clyde said which Kenny had begins to dances and throwing his arms in the air in a very cheerful way.

"Wahoo…..Yes, Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue!" Kenny cheerful mumbles while he was dancing in a happy way.

A couple hours later….. Cut to the McDaniels residence that Mayor McDaniels was at home in her home office which it is more antique looking than the one at City Hall doing her paperwork and out of her office attire that she was wearing a teal blue long hanging sweater, white turtleneck shirt and green pants plus wearing her gold wired framed reading glasses that she was enjoying her peace right now, because BarBrady is knocked out of cold on the sofa from the cough medicine.

"Finally, he is sleeping like a big baby that I'm can works on my paperwork and no drama from that moral preaching bitch which I'd thought she was in prison for inappropriate funds from her one track mind group." McDaniels said to herself as she scrolls through her important paperwork that is when she had noticed Pete along with the boys, Craig gang, Butters and Dovahkiin . "Oh, it is you brats….What do you want now?!"

"Well, I see that she is in a very bitchy mood right now?!" Cartman whispers to the others which the mayor just sat there rolling her eyes at him for a quick second.

"So, Aunt Mary that I'd taken that you'd heard about Mrs. Jameson's dramatic return to town by starting shit again?!" Pete quickly replied while he was flipping his long black/red dyed fringe out of his eyes.

"Yes, I'd heard about that bitch's return from your principal this morning after she had dramatic showdown in Principal Victoria's office about the school buses' brake lights is in shaped of satanic pentagrams that I'm don't needs any nonsense at all." McDaniels was unwilling explained to them that she wasn't in the mood to deal with them at all that she wants them gone.

"What she was bitching about the bus's brake lights are evil, seriousiah you guys?!" Cartman said along with laughter when he had just heard.

"What she is going to target around here again you guys like my nonconformist lifestyle and the other shit that offends her big time?!" Pete said while standing next to his aunt.

"Kids, that she could targets your Lords of the rings like role-playing game and labeled you as Satanists next." McDaniels replied as she was filing her fingers. "Wait a minute that I've an idea…..Kids, I wants you to keep tabs on her in case of she will gets everyone in town over panicking for something evil which I'm wants anything around here stays peaceful after all we have a crazy year so far like last year with the Nazi zombie outbreak."

"Dude, it is almost a year since the battle of the stick." Stan said as he looks at Kyle.

"Mayor, we will do it, because I don't wanted that bitch to ruined our fun like Kahl's mem used to do." Cartman replied with bitter grin which Kyle looks very pissed.

"Goddamnit, Cartman, leave my mom out of this that she doesn't have nothing to do with this at all!" Kyle protested which once again he was clutching his fists that was hanging down at his sides that Cartman was kicking a kick out of this.

"Boys that is an enough with the fighting that you're getting me a headache." McDaniels said with great annoyed as she looks at them which they had shut up after hearing the mayor's angry rant that she didn't want to wake BarBrady up from his cough syrup created slumber. "You can leave now which I've paperwork to do right now."

"Meow...Someone isn't happy right now." Craig whispered which Pete knows that his aunt didn't have any sleep within a day that she is a bitch when she have not sleep at all.

"Dude, she hasn't been sleeping at all lately that is why she is in her full bitch mode right now." Pete whispered which Craig nodded.

"To Be Continued"

Author's Notes: I'm back from a short hiatus from writing that The Return of the Green Goo had taken a lot of me, and this story is a parody of a news story a few weeks ago from Tennessee about Parents are greatly upset about their children's school bus brake lights is in shape of the invented pentagrams that I'm doing it because South Park is on break right now while it is still fresh.