so, one day, after cosplaying for about 7 hours. I return home, tired and happy, but I then get the strange idea to get on the computer and go on Cleverbot, which I did. and Fate decided to award me with this. though it could have picked a better time, because I fell asleep the minute I laid back down on the couch.
Me: BOW DOWN TO THE AWESOMENESS WHICH IS PRUSSIA!
Cleverbot: why aren't you outside then?
Me: I should be outside because of my awesomeness? I cant, my awesome leg is still broken... because it's awesome is too much to handle.
Cleverbot: no I don't really like beer.
Me: don't like beer!? Who are you!?
Cleverbot: I am a human, and you are a machine, therefor you don't exist.
Me: I'm not a machine, I'm a nation, but if you mean machine as is "I'm strong" then hell yeah.
Cleverbot: tonight I get to eat chicken for dinner
Me: chicken for dinner?! You're eating Gilbird?! How could you!?
Cleverbot: what about getting stuck in the rain?
Me: no... it's not raining, but it is kind of cold out, that's why the fireplace is lit.
Cleverbot: my name is Cleverbot. Not Kat.
(At this point I stopped commenting on its randomness and started being more like Prussia. like I intended to in the first place)
Me: BOW DOWN TO THE AWESOMENESS WHICH IS PRUSSIA!
Cleverbot: Gilbert!? It's me, Ludwig!
Me: West? Why are you on the computer? I thought you were upstairs with Italy.
Cleverbot: no, I'm at work.
Me: then why are you slacking off?
Cleverbot: it's my break, where's Italy?
Me: upstairs with you, I thought. Are you sure you're at work?
Cleverbot: I'm positive. Are you sure I went up with Italy?
Me: yeah. You're upstairs with Italy because work was rough and... Well, Italy IS known to be the country of passion... so... you know...
Cleverbot: o-oh! But, if I'm at work, and Italy is upstairs with me... then who's with Italy?
Me: ita-chans getting kidnapped! Oh no! I'll go check up on him, and kill whoever's up there with him. brb
Cleverbot: ok
(I then hopped off my computer, ran into my kitchen, and then up and down my stairs; effectively confusing my brother, who didn't know what was going on, as I was laughing like a maniac the whole time; before returning to my computer)
Me: I went upstairs and into your room and all the guest rooms but I couldn't find him anywhere. I'll go call his cell and Romano's just in case he ran off. The dogs are here too, so he isn't off for a walk with them
Cleverbot: please find Italy, my break is ending
Me: ok, will do
(It then goes back to being useless chatter. I was dumbfounded that it smartened up and let someone talk to me for so long)