Author's note: I realize that many people hold only disdain for self-insert fanfic, but deal with it. Also some background information: The five Creators are the very first beings in the universe, we Created the damn thing.

It was nine in the afternoon and I was in the middle of getting shitfaced at the Dal.

"You know something Trick?" I asked

"What is it girlie?" he replied

"Emotions suck. Why do they even have to be a thing? Fourteen billion years and I still don't understand."

As I finished my drunken sentence the most beautiful creature in the world walked in. I sobered myself with a snap and said "Lauren Lewis. The good doctor that singlehandedly saved the Fae in Africa. And then consequently got herself stuck with the damn race."

"Alexandria Drummer. The fourth Creator, protector of Humanity, defender of Mortals." She replied with that beautiful smile.

"It's been far too long Lauren. We should make up that time soon."

"Sorry, as much as I'd love to, no."

"What? Lauren-"

"You left me Alex, said that I have your protection and then just disappeared to God knows where."

"Actually He doesn't know either."

"You're joking. What the Hell is wrong with you?!"

"Lauren please, I'm sorry."

"And I'm here to see Trick. Goodbye Alex."

She walked off to talk to Trick, leaving me alone in the empty bar. "Dammit. Dammit, Dammit, Dammit. Why did I have to leave?" I muttered

"Hello? Lauren can we talk?" said a familiar voice

"Tamsin? What are you doing here?" I asked

"Alex? It's been a long time. I haven't seen you since…"

"World War two." I answered for her

"Yeah. Long time ago."

"So why are you here Valkyrie? I mean why do you want to talk to Lauren?"

"Well…It's kinda…"

"Oh I get it. Valkyrie how many lives do you have left?"

"Enough."

"Bullshit C'mere."

"Alex-"

"Shut up. I'm trying to help."

"I don't want your help."

"If it's about Lauren, she's just as immortal as we are."

"What?"

"A parting gift, unbeknownst to her, and I'd prefer to keep it that way."

"Why did you-"

"Make her immortal? I said she had my protection, but I had to leave, that was the best I could do."

"So all this time…I've been worrying for nothing?"

"Yeah. Now you don't have to."

"I'm gonna go home." she said leaving

"Right. See ya'"

The Valkyrie didn't respond. I decided the best course of action would be to find a place to stay while I was here, so naturally I went to the Mutiny hotel down the road. Place is a dump, but I only needed it for the night. The next morning I told the receptionist I was checking out and put a fifty on the table.

"Miss-"the receptionist started

"Keep the change." I replied, walking out.

I made my way to the Ash's compound, and kicked the door in, as opposed to waiting for the guards to open it for me.

"Yo, big, bad, Faerie man. Get out of my chair" I said to the Ash

"Sorry, who are you?" he replied

"The bitch that's about to decide whether you live or die. Move."

"Was that a threat? Do you know who I am?"

"Yes, and yes, you are the Ash, leader of the Light Fae, decision maker, and all around dick. I however am the Fourth Creator, capital "C" mind you. So if you don't want to get vaporized I suggest you move."

"Do you have any proof that you are indeed this 'fourth Creator'?"

"I shouldn't do this, but SarasnamuraConccertinTorcherre"

The entire compound shook for several minutes and I could hear the TV in the other room spouting news about Earthquakes along the east coast and a tsunami in Japan. Try to remember not to speak the True Name of a Creator out loud, even part of it can vaporize an entire continent.

"Happy now Ash? I probably just killed hundreds of innocent people to prove you wrong, and that's gonna hurt later. So leave." I said doubled over

"Yes ma'am." He replied