Max: hello everybody

Me: that was my line, whatever Fang do the disclaimer

Fang: Maximum Ride is property of James Patterson and Legend of Zelda is property of Nintendo

Me: sad face

Only going to do this once but

"This is talking"

'This is thinking'

"'this is me being a brat"'

Also, I terrible at descriptions so look up for yourself

'It was just a game' Fang thought to himself, 'None of this makes sense', perhaps we're getting ahead of ourselves.

"Fang, come on you've been playing for two hours now, I'd like to get the T.V., too thank you very much." Says a very annoyed Max.

Fang looks to face the blond beauty, but not before pausing his game, a game titled Legend of Zelda, Twilight Princess, (A/N it's the wii version, I play that version so it's the one he plays) and says, "Look, I know I've been on for a long time, but I'm almost at the final boss." Max sighs and says, "I don't care, besides I don't like the sound of the incoming storm, please get off."

As if to push the matter further a bolt of lightning strikes followed by thunder. Fang give Max pleading eyes and Max says, "Fine, but after the boss, please get off." She leaves thankful that the others are at her mother's for whatever reason, and prays Fang won't start another file because she knows him. Just then a flash of bright light happens and a jolt of lightning runs through both teens and they pass out.

Fangs POV

I woke up in a weird storage loft thing and look around, it's bright as day out which seems weird seeing as it was night when I passed out. Then I get a good look at myself and see the clothes and almost shriek, but as I am the cool one keep from doing so. Why the hell am I in Ordanian (A/N I am terrible with spelling) clothing and then I put my hands on my head to check my hair, still as neat and sleek as always. I also nearly shriek when I see the Triforce on the back of my hand. I still have wings for some reason.

I am torn from my self assessment when I hear a child's voice call out, "Hey, Fang, it's morning already!" I look out the window and to my surprise I see three of the characters out of my game, shoot, I think their names are Talo, Beth, and Malo. I climb down the ladders and before I go out I check my wallet, some thoughtful person has put much rupees in there. I leave the house and talk with the kids about a slingshot. Before going into the village however I talk with Collin and find out that there's stuff I need to do, I just kidding, he made a fishing pole and I got to go get it myself. Time jump

I come back from Beth's shop and Rustle stops me to say, "Fang, I stopped by your placed and dropped something off." I say, "Thank you very much." As I know Link would, and he says, "Well, have a good one." I go to my house and as expected I see a walltula on the ladder, I shoot it down and retrieve my sword. When I get out I put on an excellent display of shooting my slingshot and sword skills, how I got so good I will check later and then whoop on Max for being right about getting off before I was taken to this weird place. The monkey appears on cue, but unlike the game only Talo runs off the others stopped by Colin who tells me, "Quick, go after him on Epona, the forest is getting more dangerous every day." I get on the horse and realize that this new world is more than fun and games.

After much adventuring I come across the dried lake as I call it before the poison. I run across and find that there's no gate at the opening. I take this as an opportunity to run for it and after much tears and sweat. I reach the place where Talo is and am attacked by bokoblins and one grazes my arm and I realize that I could die here in this strange world. I defeat the bokoblins with my wooden sword; this cracked me up by the way, and free Talo. I didn't want my wings to set off any red flags. So even though it sucked I didn't fly. Max might of, but, then again, since when do I care what Max would have done, she's not here.

On the way out he looks at me and says, "My dad always told me not to go into the woods, you're not going to tell him are you, you have to promise" I say, "Just this once I won't tell, do it again and I will." He smiles and runs towards the safety of Ordon. I start when I hear a familiar voice, "Fang!" I turn to see Rustle walking up to me and he says, "My son told me that Talo disappeared into the woods, but it appears that you have brought him out safe and sound." I look at him and say, "Was nothing." He nods and frowns as he says, "Such a Task should not be left to you." His mood changes as he says, "Tomorrow, you set off for Hyrule, I'm glad I given the task to the right person, if you're lucky you might even get to meet Princess Maximum." My heart almost stops, due to the fact that not only is it my fault that I got dragged here, but Max too. This day just gets better and better.

The next day, I am lo and behold, working honestly for a change, when Fado comes up and says it's time to close up, even though it's early. I get the sheep in at a record 5 minutes which is terrible back home, but since this is real life, it wasn't as simple. At this Fado almost faints and says, "You must be excited to get going, that was five whole minutes faster than usual. I say, "Or I'm just that good." He smiles and says, "Well, I can't wait to see how good you are when you return to us, travel safely and return in one piece." I ride off to the adventure of a lifetime. I get to the mayors house and get chewed out by Illia, man would she be a match for Max when she's mad. And my horse gets taken to the spring.

Collin is at my house and says that he can't get past Malo and Talo. I walk up with them and they say the usual stuff and ask me for my wooden sword. I ignore the impulse to say no and hand it to him saying, "Just don't break it." They run off one way and I run off with Collin and we reach the spring where the gate is closed. Illia opens the gate for Collin only to shut it in mine and says, "If you came to take Epona back you can forget it, when you learn to change that attitude we'll talk." Collin then says, "I talk to Illia, you can use the passage back a little ways. I do so and Illia looks at me and tries to take my horse again, what am I going to do with her, when the Epona backs away a little. Illia sees this and says, "Still prefer your master over me, huh Epona, it's okay, Fang, luckily it's only a minor injury so you can go, but promise me one thing, no matter what happens, don't do anything out of your league, just come home safe. I smile a rare half-smile and say, "I promise." Of course this one small moment shatters just as it starts, instantaneously.

I hear thunder and look up to see no clouds or storm. Then moblins on boars come in. It's weird to see something in a video game and feel nothing and then see it in real life and feel terror, I go to save the two and feel a blunt but extremely painful blow to the back of the head, the video game doesn't show it quite that painful, and black out. When I awaken I see the chaos that was left behind and run out to the left (A/N all of this is from the Wii version, in the gamecube, it would have to the right) and run into a black wall where the Faron woods should have been. A giant hand pulls me in, I for some reason, expect Eraser, but to my surprise I see a scary monster, it's scarier if you come face to… whatever with that thing is. Then the Triforce sends out a light and the monster sends me flying. I feel a terrible pain spread through my body. After a while, I let out a scream that seems to end in a wolf-like growl and pass out

No POV

An imp in a tree nearby watches as Fang, now a wolf, gets dragged of and thinks, 'I finally found you, the perfect one to help my cause.

Me: so what say you Max

Max: I only appeared once

Fang: At least your human I turn into a wolf

Max: one more thing, where are the others

Me: Sadly they will not grace this fanfiction with their presence except intros and endings along with Link and Zelda

Link and Zelda: *death glare, start chasing me*

Me: *as I'm being chased* thanks for reading, no flames, r and r, see you next time