Happy's super amazing matchmaking job: Employed by Mirajane for his surprisingly large amount of knowledge about relationships, Happy sets off to aid his best friend to realise his true feelings for his partner - a blonde with a love of shiny keys. Along the way, the Exceed also helps creating more couples and realisations. Mainly Nalu but other ships too.

This will mostly contain NaLu although more couples will be developed, kudos to Happy!

Enjoy! ~ abnormally unique

Onwards to 'Happy's super amazing matchmaking job'!

Happy had enough to put it lightly.

He knew Natsu's dense as a rock, perhaps more dense. It's painstakingly obvious that he harbours amorous feelings for the Celestial mage known as Lucy Heartfilla. Natsu has never acted that way with a girl before, not even Lisanna despite members of the guild rooting for them since they were small and before the accident.

Happy knew it would sound terrible when he'd say he prefers Lucy; he understands that Natsu and Lisanna both took care of him - and he was grateful, mind you - but, Lucy is special. Of course, the Exceed won't admit it. He didn't want to cause a brawl between those two.

Looking over to the bar where the two girls sat, laughing happily until their faces were burning red. Smiling, Happy felt relieved that they got along instead of fighting over Natsu, therefore proving Cana's theory of a 'love triangle'.

Then there was the subject of his father-figure in life. Natsu. The blonde mage had been ignoring lately when she had established a connection with Lisanna, leaving the Dragon Slayer moping hopelessly with longing gazes at the Celestial Spirit mage.

Happy might be an Exceed but he was smart; his appearance is deceiving and the way he acts however he does hold knowledge about relationships.

Lucy's in denial and Natsu's too dense to understand the butterflies in his stomach, so the aqua Exceed had his work cut out for him.

''Natsu?'' the voice of the Celestial mage alarmed Happy, making the fur on his tail stand up. He saw the facial expression of him lighten up, a grin replacing the frown.

''Yeah, Luce?'' Happy swore he saw a faint blush on her cheeks when he spoke her nickname, snickering in delight he restrained himself from his tongue roll of 'you like him'.

''Want to go on a mission? My rent is running low...'' Lucy asked, pouting. Natsu's grin widened as he leaped on to his feet, wrapping an arm around her shoulder.

''Duh! Oi, Happy, are ya coming on the mission?''

''Eh? No thanks, Natsu...'' Happy replied, watching his best friend's grin to falter slightly until Lucy pulled at his arm to drag him to the mission board. Picking out a mission with a large sum of jewels, Natsu paused at the guild doors, shouting.

''See ya then, be safe!'' Natsu called out, following the blonde out the guild doors.

''Aye!'' yelling his signature catchphrase, he spotted the barmaid giving a brunette a barrel of beer. Cana quickly wrapping the barrel between her legs before chugging the contents almost immediately.

Using Aera to dodge the brawl with Gray and Elfman, he landed on the bar and tapped Mirajane on her back. Expecting another customer, Mira turned around only to rise a brow. Natsu went on a mission, meaning that Happy would follow after him but the Exceed stood there with a mischievous grin.

''Happy?''

''Aye!'' giving a salute to the long-haired woman, Mira couldn't help but gush over the cuteness of the aqua cat, resisting the temptation to pinch his cheeks she asked rather curiously.

''Why aren't you with Natsu and Lucy?''

''Well, 'cause I need your help.'' his mood sobered up, although his grin was still intact. Crossing his paws over his chest, he gaved a small wink. ''To get Natsu and Lucy together!''

Lisanna who had been listening in, smirked before breaking her conversation with Juvia who stole Lucy's seat when the mage departed to go to Natsu. After hearing their many adventures together, Lisanna could see the chemistry between them despite them not knowing or denying.

''Mira-nee? Happy?'' successfully gaining the attention of the two, she questioned with a smile. ''You need help getting them together?''

Clasping her hands together, Mira replied rather happily. ''Of course, Lisanna! You see - Happy knows a lot and I mean a lot about relationships,'' she began, tapping a finger on her chin. ''Since he is small and can use Aera to fly, he can sneak around and trick Natsu. While you can persuade Lucy, since you to already have bonded together.

''Aye sir! We can force them into a storage cupboard!'' Happy suggested although Lisanna shook her head before replying.

''While that is a good idea, it seems... cliché? We need to formulate a plan, maybe trick them out on a date where the hotel has only one room with one bed.''

''It would be easier if Lucy was dumb.'' they sweatdropped at Happy's blunt statement but nevertheless, agreed. Lucy was intelligent and could suspect if they attempted to set them up.

''Wait, Levy might be able to help us so might Erza!'' Lisanna announced to them, earning nods from Mira and the Exceed.

''You could be on to something there, Lisanna... Levy, Erza!'' beckoning the two girls, she saw Levy peeking up from her book, placing it down before making her way over to the bar. Erza quickly rushed over, her face devoid of any emotions.

''Yes, Mira?'' Erza asked when Levy appeared next to her.

''We need your help to get Lucy and Natsu together.'' Mira simply stated, while Happy and Lisanna nodded in union.

Levy squealed in joy, clapping her hands with a large smile. Erza cracked a smile, taking a seat on a stool.

''So, do you guys have a plan?'' Levy asked.

''Not yet. But, you're smart Levy - not as smart as Lucy - but still smart.'' Happy blurted out, causing Levy to sweatdrop at him.

''I'll tell you what, I'll make a plan. Lucy is smart and could tell if she's been deceived, Erza can sort out locations since they own you favours.'' Erza gave a nod, multiple businesses and towns owned her for ridding them of monsters.

''Alright!'' Lisanna grinned, looking back-and-forth between the small group. ''Levy and Erza can be planners, me and Mira-nee can persuade Lucy and Happy can persuade Natsu and sneak about!''

''Alright, we'll meet at Fairy Hills later tonight to formulate a plan. Do not be late, arrive at 8 exactly or else.'' the scarlet warrior sternly stated, intimidating Happy, Levy and Lisanna who cowered behind the barmaid.

''Of course, Erza.'' Mira replied, sweatdropping until Happy sprouted wings and floated above them all.

''Aye! Team Happy is a-go!''

''Team Happy...?'' Levy chuckled, rolling her eyes at the aqua Exceed's childish antics.