A/N: A whole new story. A whole new land to explore. A whole new world to conquer... Eh who am i kidding, It's in Forks for pete's sake. Well i think i am shaking it up a bit though. But that is for you to decide... So follow me into the story of a few minutes ago... (Woo, really need a nap. I've gone insane.)

Disclaimer: Stephanie Meyer Owns Twilight.

Bpov

Being me is awesome. So very awesome. Me and my crew were know everywhere. The group of vampire that I called my crew. They are my buddies. My friends. My amigos. But more importantly, they are my family. And I will do anything for my family. Even if it cost's my my life.

And what a life I have. I am the leader of a group of bikers. They are all vampires mind you. I was human when Edward left me. I spent five years looking for them. And I was found one night by Ian, who was already a vampire, and he tried to kill me. But something stopped him. He like my attitude. My spunk as he called it.

He took me back to his home where five other dudes were waiting for "dinner". As soon as I came through the door, Kyle, Ian's brother, tried to attack me. Ian stopped him. Ian kept me safe. It wasn't long before I was running the place. Don't ask me why they let a human lead but they did. Hey, I'm not complaining.

"Bells, hey wake up." I heard Jared yell at me.

I looked over to him. "What do you want?" I asked the burly 74 year old vampire.

Jared pointed over at the store we were parked at. "Looks like we have company."

Sure enough, a cop was walking our way. I stood up from my spot on the side walk and faced the cop.

"What are you doing out here?" The cop asked.

"Just hanging officer. Nothing bad." I say with an innocent smile.

He just sneered. "Well get lost."

I smiled at the cop. "Of course occifer." I bowed as I put on my helmet and hopped onto my Harley. I could hear the cop yelling at me for being disrespectful. I always messed with the officer name. It really made them mad.

I gassed my Harley and off I went followed my my crew. Life was good. We pulled into the garage at our house.

"So, school starts tomorrow." Brandt stated.

Everything was silent, then we all busted out laughing. School was funny.

"But really, It starts tomorrow. We are all signed up."

I groaned. Every since that one bust, we were made to go to school. I never liked school.

"Man I hate school." Wade sighed. "That is the last time I get caught speeding."

"But that doesn't mean your gonna stop right?" I yawned.

"You got it Chief." He winked at me.

I rolled my eyes at the scrawny vampire. Ian stood up and clapped his hands together. "Alright, Luke, go secure the garage. Don't want the bikes to be stolen."

We all laughed.

"And it is time for all human to go to bed." Ian looked at me.

"NOOOO. I don't wanna." I groaned.

"Well too bad." He said as he lifted me up and carried me to my room.

"Ian, this is no fair." I laughed.

He laughed too. "I never claimed to be fair."

OOOOOOOOOOOO

Everyone was watching me and my crew as we pulled our seven motorcycles into the school parking lot. I smiled as I removed my helmet. I could see all of my old friends staring at me. I winked at Mike and dismounted my Harley.

"Hey Ian, what are my old friends saying over there?" I nudged Ian with my arm.

"Well, Jessica said 'look at what Bella has become since her dad died'. Mike replies 'That Cullen kid left her. She lost both all at once.' and Angela said ' Now look who she's hanging out with'. That's about it Bella." Ian said.

"Thanks." I lead them all into the school building. It had been a whole summer since I had said anything to my friends. They were too intimidated by my crew.

We walked into our biology class. Kyle jumped up at the chance to be my partner. But I am a biology genius. So why not steal me first.

"Kyle, you got Bells, last go around." Jared whispered. "It's my turn."

"No, it's mine." Wade said.

"No mine!" Luke growled.

"Boys boys, I'll settle this. I want Brandt to be my partner." I smiled.

Brandt smiled as he took his seat next to me. The teacher came in. "Alright class, lets get roll taken care of." She pulled out a piece of paper. "My name is Mrs. Lutz. Now lets get this started." She looked at the paper. "Mike Newton?"

"Here." Mike said.

"Jessica Stanley?" The teacher said.

"Present." Jessica waved her hand back and forth.

"Edward Cullen?"

My mind froze. Maybe I heard that wrong.

"Edward Cullen?" She said again.

Still no reply. No I had heard that right. Mrs. Lutz had said Edward Cullen. My mind derailed.

"Okay. Bella Swan?"

I had to get back into my grove. I looked at the teacher. "Yo." I said.

Mrs. Lutz put her paper down and glared at me. "Excuse me Miss Swan, what was that you said?"

"I said yo." Brandt bit down on his lower lip.

"Miss Swan, this may not be literature class, but I will have proper grammer in my class room. Do you understand me?"

"Yes ma'am." I said with a fake salute.

"Now lets try that again. Bella Swan?"

"Yo." I said with a smug face. My crew couldn't hold in their laughs.

She grumbled and went on with the roll call. Then she passed out our hand outs.

"Today, we will be covering PMAT. That's..."

"Prophase, Metaphase, Anaphase, and Telaphase." I blurted out, purposefully interrupting her.

She grumbled even more and went on about her lesson. I couldn't pay attention. Brandt like to tickle my side as I worked. It wasn't long before Mrs. Lutz caught us. But when she came to get on to us, she saw that we had already do all of our work.

Our next class went by quick. I hadn't heard Edward's name again so I began to think I was hearing things. Lunch came. We took our table and sat down, all of us laughing at Luke's joke.

"Okay, hears something. Girls are like cell phones. They like to be held. They like to talked to. But if you mash the wrong button, you get disconnected." Like said.

All laughed except me and Ian who had suddenly disappeared.

"Try this one." I said clearing my throat. "Boys are like lava lamp, fun to look at but not all that bright."

"Oh burn." Ian said putting at tray of food down in front of me. "Here we are, food for my human." He smiled.

I took a bite of the pizza he had gotten for me. Luke caught my attentions.

"Girls are like guitars, they always come with strings attached." The boys all laughed.

"Oh yeah. Men are like new shoes, once you break them in, they are fun to walk on." I took another bite.

The whole table faced Luke. "Girls are like exams, you rather get the easy one."

Everyone looked at me. "Guys are like posters, interesting to look at at first, but after a while they get boring and dull." Before Luke could say anything, I kept going. "Guys are like technology, they never seem to work right. Guys are like cell phones, every woman needs one, but they don't know why. Guys are like Kleenex, soft, strong, and, of course, disposable."

Luke held up his hands in surrender. "Okay, I give. I give." He smiled. I leaned back in my chair and propped my feet up on the table.

Ah. I sighed. It's good to be on top.

So mi amigos, what do you think? Review and tell me. I am baking brownies for church dinner sunday... but just between you and me, i don't think they will last that long... but you heard nothing. Review :p