A story told in statements

by master of toast

shiratori flirting with yumi as you've never seen before! the style is drawn from a National Public Radio podcast called This American Life. R&R please

This is Shiratori and Yumi talking. The first speaker is Shiratori.

"Statement. Statement. Flirtatious statement."

"Cold aversion to flirtatious statement."

"Crude joke about femininity in female cops."

"Aggravated retort with tinge of dejection from being insulted."

"Confidant, Blunt statement."

"Aggravated and slightly hurt response."

"Apologetic response. Question."

"Annoyed reassurance."

"Suggestive question."

"Blunt response that ignores the obvious flirting."

"Statement. Statement. Flirtatious statement."

"Question with suggestive double-meaning."

"Pleased response to flirting."

"Hesitant obvious flirting."

"Aggressive flirtatious joke."

"Shy laughter. giggle. flirtatious statement."

"Passionate serious statement."

"Shocked innocent question."

"Serious explanation."

"Pleased agreement with statement."

"Confidant serious question."

"Overjoyed response!"

Can you guess what he asked her?